I still refuse to believe that account is the real Elaine and not a parody because the cum shot PFP.
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Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow
Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
Nektar Geist
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They know when you are lying.
She's not middle class, tho. She's unemployed and living in a hostel for homeless bints.
Nektar Geist
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Shit ain't archiving atm...
Again, E-lame spends a lot of time making herself look as good as possible... It's time to consider quitting the extensions and investing in a syrup. People mock PPPwinson for their slapheadery...
Again, E-lame spends a lot of time making herself look as good as possible... It's time to consider quitting the extensions and investing in a syrup. People mock PPPwinson for their slapheadery...
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
E-lame forgets... she is younger than the broom.
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E-lame forgets... she is younger than the broom.
When that reality of "you are not special you are not famous life is never going to work out the way you want it to" moment that hits her like it does almost everyone else, she's one of those people that's not going to be able to handle it.
Shotgun mouthwash.
Nektar Geist
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I nominate @Anne Hathaway Fan to receive the simp badge
I mean I'll take it but you know I'm doing this as a bit with froggy, right?
I'm not even sure he's doing a bit in all honesty.
He better be doing it for the goof. That bitch is NASTY. I guarantee you she's had chlamydia more times than I've had, and I got it TWICE in high school.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
He's not. He likes tranny looking women. Why, I've no idea. Mommy issues prolly.
If you would have said you got gonorrhea twice I'd have made a clap back joke.
She does kind of look like a tranny
Because he probably wants to have sex with a tranny but not ready to commit to homosexuality yet. Women like Elaine are the "soft opening" for tranny sex.
It's like when a guy has pedophile urges so he fucks a girl who just barely turned 18 in his 40s. I don't care what anybody says I'll die on that hill it's still pedophilia. There's something wrong with Leonardo DiCaprio being almost 50 and dating 20 year olds.
But I digress...
I mean we're on the internet beating the hell out of people (mostly) anonymously. I think all of us have mommy or daddy issues since we're all fucking adult bullies
Elaine has had gonorrhea so many times her doctor doesn't even call it the clap anymore.
He just says she has a round of applause.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
"They fuck you up, your Mum and Dad..." P Larkin. I'm here because of lockdown. "Honor thy Mother and Father".
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Firegirl26
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Congrats You are now 3 or 4 person here to simp for her buttttt
At the end of the day she doesn’t want to fuck you I am sorry
Read what I said to crimson. These other niggers may be simping for Elaine seriously, but I'm doing it for the goof.
I only have eyes for Anne, son.
Reason: And I'm the 7th. I checked.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions