Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
I'm about to get roasted for saying this but she's got great tits and a perfect muff.

If that's not you, you oughta lie and say it is 😂

I mean you could do a lot worse than being accused of being that.

@Kunikazu Okumura you don't like good tits and a perfect muff? Well that tracks with your weeaboo username (ZING!)
Her nudes turned me gay. The pussy is nasty and you're standards are low. Find the video when she's bbcing herself and report back.
 
@kuni
Her nudes turned me gay.
Good looking tits and a perfect muff turned you gay? Lay off the anime and maybe you'll get your appetite for snatch back.

The pussy is nasty and you're standards are low.
Good amount of pubic hair, no elongated labia, no giant clit, her pussy is an innie not an outie. You got to love when it doesn't look like a sideways Arby's sandwich.

If that's how you define nasty I don't want to see what your version of bad is 😂

Find the video when she's bbcing herself and report back.
OOOOOOOOOH! If she committed beastiality with a nigger then I'm out.
 
And my standards are low??? She's a good looking girl with a good body, her only problem is that she's mentally ill and can't shut up.

There's nothing about her that couldn't be fixed with a lithium prescription and the occasional slap.
 
I want it scuba dive using Elaine's minge as my life-saving snorkel.
My dude called her muff a minge. Classy.

Pinkies up, homie!

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Parasocial relationships, eh? btw, not rich, look like a deadite, ie not hot (if you find that kind of thing hot... get help).
Blocklanders= I have been reading the Onion Farms (again) and have copied the (fairly) recent (we were talking about this a lil while back).
WOB EYE!!!
Cringe Alex Jones Bo Gro meme'in. btw... no women are allowed into the Grove. However, there are a lot of whores, to service the guys. Maybe that's what she's on about. And don't get me started on Bo Gro. Standards have really dropped since the Ike days.
 
 
Hamill likes to most remembered for The Cock Knocker (you're not upstaging ME, Van Der Beek) and of course Farm Boy (Cannon Ep, Country Blues).
Really not the thread for this but I just wanted to put it out here now that you mention it: Mark Hamill has the gayest voice I've ever heard on a man who purports to be completely straight.
 
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