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So I ended up getting a job registering people to vote. It's a great gig that utilizes my panhandling+carnival barking skills, paying $20/hr. Only going to last until the end of October obviously but I've been putting up such strong numbers I think they might invite me to travel for other campaigns. Idk, pretty optimistic about the future. If I keep crushing it I suspect they'll offer me a supervisor position, which is $24/hr. Super stoked I found something decent that doesn't care about my background.
Is it canvassing?
 
Is it canvassing?
Yep. I've done it before on a few different campaigns but those were for political/ecological petitions. The last one I crushed so well they had to double the daily quota for everyone, which didn't make me popular with my coworkers but fuck em, they weren't the ones paying me.
This particular company I'm with is rather leftist and I might have to push shit like abortion bills or trans stuff but I'd commit war crimes for a Klondike Bar, so I don't really care
 
Yep. I've done it before on a few different campaigns but those were for political/ecological petitions. The last one I crushed so well they had to double the daily quota for everyone, which didn't make me popular with my coworkers but fuck em, they weren't the ones paying me.
This particular company I'm with is rather leftist and I might have to push shit like abortion bills or trans stuff but I'd commit war crimes for a Klondike Bar, so I don't really care
It's quite respectable you're putting your own skills to work. Canvassing is not easy I'm glad to see it's working out for you.
 
Yep. I've done it before on a few different campaigns but those were for political/ecological petitions. The last one I crushed so well they had to double the daily quota for everyone, which didn't make me popular with my coworkers but fuck em, they weren't the ones paying me.
This particular company I'm with is rather leftist and I might have to push shit like abortion bills or trans stuff but I'd commit war crimes for a Klondike Bar, so I don't really care
if people anger for you to compromise belief to money. they are not understand poor poor feeling.
 
More work per dollar than necessary is working for free.
Oh, I see. Idk, my work ethic is too strong just to do the minimum, especially when there's metrics involved. Plus putting some passion into it makes the day go quickly instead of doing just enough not to get fired then dragging my heels for the rest of the day.
Not everybody goes to work solely for the paycheck.
If the other people on the last campaign I did were there for anything other than easy money they wouldn't have been getting shitty numbers. I forget the exact quota but the expectations were so embarrassingly low that I had my quota done about two hours into an eight hour shift

What's this little fellas name?
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What did Kengle mean when he basically called Null an angry nigger baby?

Kiwique?
Nullshaun?
Josharius?
 
It pains me deeply to announce the death of one of my favorite Onion Farmers, @polonium
Those who didn't know him well or disliked him may have been tempted to say it was the monkeypox that took him, but this couldn't be further from the truth. Polonium was in a loving relationship with the same man for decades and he wasn't one to run around African gay-bars, throwing that ass back.
As fans of our resident gay squirrel knew, Polonium was a man of science. But just like his idol Jack Parsons, he secretly dabbled in the occult. The last we spoke, he was taking the preparatory steps to begin the Abramelin ritual, beginning by creating a golem using 'roo bones, dingo meat and spent tinnies of Veebs.
It's been speculated that a lack of ventilation combined with poor chemical storage lead to a deadly explosion in his laboratory. But witnesses camping at the nearby billabong swear that they saw a laughing squirrel in the glittery mushroom cloud that went up over his home, so it's my opinion that he completed his Great Work and is now a sentient poison cloud, slowly drifting to Florida to dump acid rain on the home of a certain pizza janny.
He is survived by his husband and nine corgis, all named Chauncey. He was taken from us too soon and will be missed 🙏🏻
 
It pains me deeply to announce the death of one of my favorite Onion Farmers, @polonium
Those who didn't know him well or disliked him may have been tempted to say it was the monkeypox that took him, but this couldn't be further from the truth. Polonium was in a loving relationship with the same man for decades and he wasn't one to run around African gay-bars, throwing that ass back.
As fans of our resident gay squirrel knew, Polonium was a man of science. But just like his idol Jack Parsons, he secretly dabbled in the occult. The last we spoke, he was taking the preparatory steps to begin the Abramelin ritual, beginning by creating a golem using 'roo bones, dingo meat and spent tinnies of Veebs.
It's been speculated that a lack of ventilation combined with poor chemical storage lead to a deadly explosion in his laboratory. But witnesses camping at the nearby billabong swear that they saw a laughing squirrel in the glittery mushroom cloud that went up over his home, so it's my opinion that he completed his Great Work and is now a sentient poison cloud, slowly drifting to Florida to dump acid rain on the home of a certain pizza janny.
He is survived by his husband and nine corgis, all named Chauncey. He was taken from us too soon and will be missed 🙏🏻
This wasn't something on my bingo card
 
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