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[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

i think normalfags would leave immediately after taking one glance at the active threads lmao

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

i think normalfags would leave immediately after taking one glance at the active threads lmao

Perhaps. But you never know until you try.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

And I will show you and the forum exactly how to do this

I'm going to touch the no-no square of every normalfag and I will show you and the forum exactly how to do this

 

[fag0t v2]

This is gonna go so well

 

[polonium]

We are going to advertise this to normalfags. And I will show you and the forum exactly how to do this.

Ken, I for one thank you. Because of your efforts, I'm gonna get say the n word to a lot more people.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

I have downloaded the kiwifarms forums (Lolcows, Lolcow Salon, Lolcow Meta) and all of the threads in them on single file webpages (MHTML documents). I can download any section of kiwifarms that you want so we can archive it for your viewing pleasure. I will set this up in our Offsite archive so you will be able to access it anytime you want.

If there are other sections of the forum you want me to download or other xenforo splinters such as Skibidi Farms. I can do that as well. I have not tried this with Clithole.club because this is vBulletin not Xenforo but it will probably work as well.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Will there be niggers to say it to?

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Are white people allowed to conduct 419 scams on this site, or is that privilege reserved for niggers?

If only niggers, is it all niggers, or only Nigerian niggers?

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

Are white people allowed to conduct 419 scams on this site, or is that privilege reserved for niggers?

If only niggers, is that all niggers, or only Nigerian niggers?

Only if it's proven that they're wearing blackface behind the screen while doing so

 

[polonium]

Only if it's proven that they're wearing blackface behind the screen while doing so

Is there any other way to post?

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

Is there any other way to post?

No, the blackface is required so you can convince your victim that you truly are a Nigerian prince

 

[polonium]

No, the blackface is required so you can convince your victim that you truly are a Nigerian prince

I'm in blackface right now

 

[paintingatree]

Really..
All the threads of the main lolcow forum? Even the oldest ones from 2013? And every single page in every thread? considering some have hundreds or thousands of pages?

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

Really..
All the threads of the main lolcow forum? Even the oldest ones from 2013? And every single page in every thread? considering some have hundreds or thousands of pages?

Yes. There is a very simple trick to downloading them.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Thank you for including a link so I don't have wonder what the fuck an "Offsite archive" is or where I can find it.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

I would like to appeal this suspension which we feel on Onionfarms is unfair.

Onionfarms is a forum that is devoted to internet drama and gossip concerning Lolcows (niche celebrities), celebrities, and political drama (countries and heads of state [i.e. political cows]) nothing more nothing less. Here is Section 3 of your license that you claim Onionfarms has violated.

You undertake to ensure that the Software is not used by You or others to engage in or promote: illegal activity; any activity that would violate the rights of third parties; defamation, discrimination, harassment, hatred or harm of third parties.

We don’t engage in or promote any illegal activity. I have not been contacted by any law enforcement agency regarding illegal conduct. We are in good standing with our ISP. There are no court orders against us. I can assure you that no one on my staff advocates harming or outside harassment of any third party. Because of the challenging nature of running a forum such as this we all have a vested interest in making sure what we do is legal

https://www.onionfarms.com/pages/Onionfarms_Clarification/

Our relationship with Kiwifarms – Here is what was inspired by Kiwifarms

The Onionfarms logo (actually there are 2 of them) came from the idea of an onion having many layers. I came up with the idea of layers of gossip and drama.

The Onionfarms logo (the one with the green leaves and the blue dew drop) on those themes without the asterisk was inspired by the green kiwifarms.net logo with the giant teardrop.

The Onionfarms logo (the purple smiling onion) was not mine. It was a former admin that came up with it.

Yes. The general layout covering “lolcows” of Onionfarms was inspired by Kiwifarms.net. However even kiwifarms.net covers both celebrities as well as lolcows.

The Audience

Probably 95%+ of the members on Onionfarms are either Kiwis, former Kiwis, people from Encyclopedia Dramatica, people from other lolcow forums such as the now defunct lolcow.org forum or the Metokur forum or people who were followers of CWC. This s (Christine Weston Chandler). The people who join are people who like to keep up with internet trends, memes and culture which of course includes lolcows. This is simply the nature of the forum. Membership in multiple forums is normal for this subset. I knew this from the very beginning when I started Onionfarms.

Onionfarms is a separate entity from the Kiwifarms.

Onionfarms is a separate forum from the Kiwifarms. Kiwifarms does not control Onionfarms and neither does Onionfarms control Kiwifarms. Yes, we both have threads on each other.

We have a different atmosphere than the Kiwifarms. We are more relaxed and easygoing than the kiwifarms. We are moving in the direction of covering countries and heads of state. Kiwifarms in general does not.

Finally I would like to add that the staff who are helping to build Onionfarms are very proud of what we have accomplished. We are proud to be a part of the HostGator and Xenforo Community and hope you will reconsider your decision.

That certainly was autistic. You should have let anyone else handle the writing, much like everything else related to this forum

 

[Crimson Fucker]

That's a lot of autism data for one storage.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

This is the one good thing you have attempted to do.
Finish the project by copying the entire site, especially the parts hidden behind login/paywall. The fucking spiderman thread deserves to be public info, but when I suggested leaking it here you did some bullshit "boohoo, what if Josh sues me?" bit, so I don't expect anything of value to come from this.
(Again, Josh will literally never sue you unless you did something insanely line crossing because it would legitimize you.
Source? Trust me)

 

[Crimson Fucker]

This is the one good thing you have attempted to do.
Finish the project by copying the entire site, especially the parts hidden behind login/paywall. The fucking spiderman thread deserves to be public info, but when I suggested leaking it here you did some bullshit "boohoo, what if Josh sues me?" bit, so I don't expect anything of value to come from this.
(Again, Josh will literally never sue you unless you did something insanely line crossing because it would legitimize you.
Source? Trust me)

If he had any balls at all he would have copied his paywalled react stickers and made them free here to spite him. If it were me I'd have already done it.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

If he had any balls at all he would have copied his paywalled react stickers and made them free here to spite him. If it were me I'd have already done it.

But what if Null finally acknowledges him with a lolsuit!?
You've seen how desperate he is to keep his literal butt whiping job, the thought of losing whatever handful of dollars he has in savings is probably terrifying.
No, paying Africans to use the website is how we win