Here is my channel: https://cytu.be/r/Onionfarms
I put in a few practice videos.
I put in a few practice videos.
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If you wanna use stuff on g-drive there is some stuff people have to do, there is bit of a process but it's not too complicated and most users on kf never had much issue with it. (it can be quirky though)
Jist is you need to:
1. Install TamperMonkey. (FireFox) (Chrome / Brave)
2. Then you install and turn on the following script in Tampermonkey
You also need to be logged into Google (use some type of sock account and make sure you sign into it first before any of your mains)
Also Brave Shields break it, Ublock Origin seems fine if you're running that in most cases.
Hope that helps some, anybody wanting to watch a movie on Google Drive has to do that unless you do an embedded script thing that gets kind complicated and sketches people out about as much as this.
I've got a few movies Martyrs (it's french, but very fucked up), Dead Alive (aka Braindead), Terror Firmer, The Beyond and a few others I can bring just in case nobody else has anything ready to go if you're interested.
If you have any questions, just let me know there are a lot of quirks and things you might mess up at first. (larger the file the more people bitching if it's on GDrive you wanna try to keep movies at around 2-3 GB for like 1.5-2 hr film)
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Two years ago I was lurking here at the height of #dropkiwifarms and kengle was talking about moving away from being a lolcow site and towards a celebrity gossip format. It never happened, and it's never going to happen. Celebrities are not lolcows and never will be, and nobody here gives a flying fuck about celebrities.
It's a kiwi splinter no matter what kengle decides to call it today, or tries to manipulate it into being tomorrow. His absolute best chance at sucess and fame is to be ready to carry the lolcow torch when kiwifarms finally dies off. I honestly don't think he has what it takes to run a kiwi successor, given he can barely even run a site with 20 active users who mostly only come here to seethe about Joshua and his big fat cunt.
"Celebrities are not lolcows and never will be": Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Wil Wheaton, Bam Magera, Kayne West, Mike Cernovich, Candace Owens, The Thunberg Family, Britanny Venti, Madonna, Tara Strong.
All of these people have threads on Kiwifarms and all of them are or have been in the celebritysphere. Kiwifarms has had thread on celebrities for years so what's the difference between we doing it or them doing it?
"Nobody gives a flying fuck about celebrities": You mean Josh doesn't give a flying fuck about Elon Musk? Kiwifarms doesn't give a flying fuck about Donald Trump or Biden Derangement Syndrome?
Anybody can stick their foot in their mouth, engage in internet shit-flinging and vendettas and it does not make any difference whether your status is a regular individual, a moderate public figure or a celebrity. This is human nature for better or for worse and it has been that way ever since the dawn of civilization. Yeah that lolcow theory sounds good from a distance but when it falls apart when you carefully scrutinize it.
"Carry the lolcow torch when kiwifarms finally dies off": In other words, spending tens of thousands of dollars on legal fees, being blacklisted from your occupation, being disowned by your family. That's a funny way of defining success.
But everybody is entitled to their opinion.
All of those people, as well as Joshua Conner Moon, are lolcows first and celebrities second. They would be fucking nobodies if it weren't for their lolcow qualities, especially Joshua. Look even at Chris-chan, he's only famous because he exposed himself and his antics to the internet for decades. The vast majority of lolcows will never be famous outside of kiwifarms, but a few do slip through the cracks. Imagine all the lolcows who are completely unknown to the world because their antics never reach the internet. Would anyone give a flying fuck about Elon if he were a narsassistic orphan living in a grouphome? Would anyone even know he existed?
It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it. Joshua is extremely successful at running kiwifarms, and a complete and total failure at everything else. It is a true sacrifice and one that takes many years off of your life expectancy. We must also remember that what goes up, must come down. Joshua's lolcow site will not last forever, and Joshua will eventually dance with the wind, the sun, and the rain.
Far as letting a site like kiwifarms ruin your life and make you fail at everything. There is no fucking way Joshua was ever going to be anything more than a Pajeet-tier programmer, especially when you consider his greatest skill is the tranny language Rust. He was always destined for failure, even if he was successful at running kiwifarms for a time.
You could learn, as I'm sure you already are, from Joshua's mistakes and (maybe) avoid the pitfalls. With this valuable insight, Onionfarms may very well live a longer life than kiwifarms. Kinda doubt it, but I hope it does work out. Remember, much of what ails Joshua was brought on by his own actions.
I could easily run this site's infrastructure on a Linux box in my basement, taking care of 100% of the backend and software myself, with ease. Perhaps a cluster of Linux boxen once the site got big enough to warrant it.
I could pride myself on how my kiwisplinter stays up with multiple nines, be proud to carry the lolcow torch, and swing my banhammer every time somone calls me fat.
I might even be able to develop and maintain a crack team of janitors to keep the site in check and aligned with the wants of the majority of the userbase. Maybe even get the userbase to foot the bill for the ongoing costs of running the site, like Joshua does.
I choose not to run a kiwisplinter. I value my personal life and don't have a narsassistic urge to be the king of lolcows, or the successor to TMZ. I am not up on my kengle lore and I do not know why you chose to start a kiwisplinter, and am not judging you for it. I would really like to see somebody carry the lolcow torch into the next decade and beyond. I think sites like this one have a right to exist and serve a purpose, and I am thankful for the functioning lolcows who keep the dream alive.
Maybe instead of pivioting towards celebrity gossip, which nobody cares about, you should try being a more general drama focused site. People like drama, even when they say they don't care for it. Just look at the Catler situation on kiwifarms, or the many controversies Keemstar (another lolcow turned celebrity) has found himself in the middle of. Onionfarms could be both the next kiwifarms and the next ED all in one. You said you wanted a network of sites? You can drive traffic by making a wiki.
Remember, nobody gives a flying fuck about celebrities.
Elon Musk, Will Wheaton are celebrities first. Will Wheaton has a very successful career in the acting field. Elon Musk is one of the wealthiest businessman on the planet. By default someone who.buys out Twitter is going to be in the spotlight.
What I am trying to say is that celebrities have the ability to rise through the ranks, lolcows usually don't (in comparison to celebrities).
You don't have to sacrifice your family, or your career to run a "lolcow forum" and I am going to prove it.
What I am trying to say is that celebrities have the ability to rise through the ranks, lolcows usually don't (in comparison to celebrities).
You don't have to sacrifice your family, or your career to run a "lolcow forum" and I am going to prove it.
@Moontroon you want a wiki? What kind of wiki would you want? There are several options you could choose from.
What really makes someone a celebrity though? That they're famous, rich, or associated with someone who is? Plenty of well known rich people, some of them even quite talented, who aren't well known for their high-functioning autism or that time they raped their mom.
Elon is the son of an obscenely rich emerald mine owner from South Africa. with narcissistic personality disorder who steals the ideas of others and realizes them while claiming them as his own original ideas. He also has a massive letter 'x' fetish. If it weren't for the money there would be no fame, in fact we probably would have never heard of him. The purchase of Twitter is probably the single biggest mistake he's ever made, the full ramifications of which are yet to be seen.
I think lolcows who aren't totally fucked by their disablement can become celebrities, especially if they come from a filthy rich family. See Donald J. Trump.
I had thoughts of starting Joshuafarms, but I'm not gonna risk it. I'd rather contribute to an existing kiwisplinter, anonymously. I sincerely hope it works out for you though.
A lolcow wiki, so people can see all there is to know about the various lolcows (and celebrity lolcows) without having to dig through tens of thousands of pages of kiwishit. They can come to the forum then to discuss said cows if they wish. It can also be a good place to document the history of this genre, from the beginnings of the CWCki forum through to current day, including all the splinters and associated sites that came and went over the years.
Because I have a feeling this will be a question.... Sites like ED and the failed Keffals Farms Wiki are powered by MediaWiki, which is the open source software that underpins Wikipedia. When people say "Wiki" this is what they're talking about. Usually you put this on your web server alongside your existing site. Whatever you do, stay the fuck away from Fandom.
Let me explain this: I have Softaculous apps installer. We have a choice of Mediawiki, Dokuwiki, Wikiawiki, Pmwiki. If you still want a knowledge base but are not familiar with a wiki format there are WordPress themes that are very wiki-like. There is even a wiki plug-in for WordPress. So yes, if there is a group of people who are interested we have a number of options.
I already have Hubzilla installed. My plans are to link to other microblogs. This will be for the general public to help build our community and our brand.
Are you talking about poa.st? I believe that was using Pleroma not Hubzilla.
I am beginning to think that maybe Elgg4 was the better choice.
Design for flyers to be printed up.
>Flyers
Well your text is poorly centered and the png Onion is low res. If you intend to print those reconsider the black background or that's going to be a lot of toner.
Where are you planning to distribute these flyers? Do you really want people in your IRL community joining here?
Seems like a poor decision, much like being such a (((big tent))) that people like @Shadfan666xxx000 feel comfortable joining here. Kind of a lost cause to try growing a forum that still hasn't shed it's association with pedophiles and zoophiles...
Well your text is poorly centered and the png Onion is low res. If you intend to print those reconsider the black background or that's going to be a lot of toner.
Where are you planning to distribute these flyers? Do you really want people in your IRL community joining here?
Seems like a poor decision, much like being such a (((big tent))) that people like @Shadfan666xxx000 feel comfortable joining here. Kind of a lost cause to try growing a forum that still hasn't shed it's association with pedophiles and zoophiles...
I don't plan to hand them out here.
