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Чертов любопытный дворник, подождите, пока Кремль узнает об этом. EDIT: I mean uh maximum yikes comrade janitor, you should not to be cooking your Hot Pocket with tinfoil hatski on, is bad for mikrowav.

This is a bunch of retarded schizo shit. The author clearly didn't even read his own references before chimping out like a complete spastic. If he had read them, he would've known that the reason there are so many shady things associated with PO Box 16 Nobby Beach is that it's owned by a privacy...

I posted a couple new reactions in response to another thread. There's a Lunacy equivalent called "Take Your Meds" and a new one for "Neck Yourself." Not sure if they'll get added, just figured I'd mention them here.

I ain't posting a sketch of it either because fuck you, rude-ass nigga. Here are some sketches of what you should do to yourself instead: Wait a second... shit, I've been bamboozled!

How about a "Take Your Meds" reaction?

Let me hit you with this: Buffalo Rubik's Cube.

It's an FBI bear computer, not a CIA bear computer. This is a CIA bear computer: Always have been.

If you want to have a different logo for the site and/or merchandise then by all means go for it. Don't feel obligated to keep using the one I made if you don't want to, I won't be offended if you want to mix things up. That said, if you want to create and sell merchandise that uses any of the...

Miel67 powerlevels a lot, still rages about her mommy issues even though she's in her late 20s, has autistic meltdowns, draws genuinely terrible "art", is a furry, is ugly and fat and I would not have sex with her. I think she'd be a funny halal. She reminds me of Zhan-Tiri13 / Maddie from this...

Fortunately Null has seen enough fake and gay IBS bullshit to demand actual evidence. Present official rape verification or GTFO:

> implying @snailslime isn't my online fren Rude tbh.

I don't get it, what's suspicious about these posts? Her knowledge of lip filler blowouts and seeming ability to eyeball landwhale weights? Or just that she's not immediately powerleveling like most of BP, so whatever she's holding back must be juicy?

It's an even bigger red flag when you spell it wrong: THAT'S A 25 TARD PENALTY, 4TH DOWNS SYNDROME!

Oh look, another one of your retarded attempts to fabricate drama by insinuating things about an out-of-context screenshot. He explained what he meant on the second page of the thread:

It's not, @polonium is just another assblasted sped who's mad about getting trolled by Zed. For context, here's a post from a few days before the events in question. Note how @polonium mentions being irritated by Zed's lack of direct engagement — that'll become relevant later...

This take is so profoundly retarded that I can't even describe it. All I can say is :story:

Sloths are part of an entire clade of lolcow animals that includes anteaters and armadillos as well. All those weird little dudes just couldn't catch a break. Their metabolisms were too cucked to hang with the American Chad mammals, so they just shrank and morphed to fill in weird ecological...

Ah, I didn't realize you wanted me to make it. I figured it'd just be one of the original Buffalo Cube images. I'm not too familiar with the lore so I just did my best to mimic the colorful vibe of the originals. Good point, Bear Computer already fills the role of fun positive rating. I...

Not sure if you'll be able to use it officially, but that's never stopped anyone from using my Frankenmojis before. I was making an onion with an American flag pattern when I realized that I couldn't get Hulk Hogan's theme song out of my head. This was clearly a sign, so I switched gears and...

Made Onion Farms versions of several more Kiwi Farms reactions as welcoming gift for the Kiwi refugees. Informative Late Optimistic Powerlevel Winner Way ahead of you fam: Lastly, here's a list of the KF reactions I haven't duplicated yet along with my thoughts on each: Deviant — Sick...

Fortunately the Farms being down hasn't stopped him from having meltdowns on other platforms. Imagine being such an autist that you call people mentally ill just because they're normies who probably have no idea that the shit you're talking about even exists. I also enjoyed that bit about...

Merry Christmas, you anusposting degenerate:

Thanks fam. I forgot to double check how it looked at mini size, here's a tweaked version that should look better:

I tried out some tophat designs for OF's Mad at the Internet equivalent, but frankly it just isn't good visual design. Nobody ever understands why KF's mad rating is a tophat until someone explains it. Even once they know what it means, the sticker never feels as humiliating as it should because...

He has autism. I guess he has Space Station 13 too, but that's really just autism with extra steps.

I keep wanting to rate things Thunk-Provoking, getting mad because some retard decided to implement weird new ratings before covering the essentials, then remembering that I am that retard. If only there was a way to fix this... I also thunked up some alternative names in case we don't want to...

Here you go, just some big red -1s that definitely don't include any based hidden messages. Seriously, don't even bother adjusting the brightness and contrast trying to look for any, there's really nothing there.

You mean like a Disgusting sticker or something? Sure.

I reworked the current set of reactions to hopefully help make them easier to distinguish from each other at smaller sizes. All of them now have black lines to make them stand out better, and some have new colors / shapes as well. There are multiple options for some of them just in case.

Using the new Sherlock Homo rating on this was really satisfying, not gonna lie. Like yeah you're right, but it's an issue I predicted and have already set about fixing: The idea that only one of them can be purple is a bit extreme though. They were mostly yellow smiley faces before and it...

Upon further review my worst fears have been realized: too many stickers that look similar at tiny size. My beloved Dumb sticker is barely distinguishable from Like and Wow when it really needs stand out and visually bitch slap a ho. It's time to Make Dumb Great Again:

Based. I started making Haha and Wow when I saw you were rolling out the others, so here they are: I think Wow could be a decent one to keep. Maybe make it a neutral rating and rename it to "Shocking" or something, it could be like Horrifying on KF. P.S. If your Chadmin powers enable you to...

Turns out drawing Sherlock Holmes hats is fat and I would not have sex with it. I wasn't sure how to make it clearly insulting without making the image too busy, so I decided it should be named "Sherlock Homo" and made some rainbow alternatives:

Holding a gun? Sir, this is America.

Thanks fren! I already made a few onion reactions just to see what I could do with the little guy. Glad you like it! Looks like it's working on the fullscreen desktop version of the site, but there's no smaller logo for windowed desktop / mobile now. Here's how to set that up in Themehouse, and...

Decided to try making some OC reactions just for funsies. I'm not sure how good they'd look scaled down to sticker size, I'd probably need to do some tweaking to make sure they had enough unique colors/silhouettes to easily tell them apart. Like Love Dumb Autistic

Fuck outsourcing and fuck Sri Lanka. USA! USA! USA! I can make some stickers/emojis of the little onion dude too, it's all on layers so changing his expression is easy.

Based and centurionpilled.

I'd be happy to gin up some custom Onion Farms stickers. All I'd need is a list of what people want and the file format they need to be in to work with the site. For now here are all the Kiwi Farms stickers since I'm pretty sure Null isn't going to file a LOLsuit over Internet stickers. EDIT: I...