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Race, Religion, Ethnicity, Sexual Orientation, Disability, Gender or Gender Identity: We don't care. If you can swing with us, you are one of us. Kiwifarms or Mainstream are equally welcome.
This is my next mess that I would like to start cleaning up. I am going to put into place a very simple nomenclature that will be easy to use and understand.
Going forward any new threads in the Kiwifarms forum will be required to have a thread prefix from the Kiwifarms group before it can be posted. If you don't know what prefix to use, don't sweat it. Just use the default prefix and then staff can spot it and correct it. I should have the rest of...
You will a new category Smack Shack. I added this to really zero in on those prime lolcows and encourage this to grow. I would like to start cleaning up the thread prefixes with the kiwifarms forum. I will develop a separate category of prefixes specifically for this forum.
Hippos live primarily in rivers and feed on the vegetation on shore. Originally they were on Pablo Escobar's estate east of Medellin.
Here is the climate for Medellin: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medell%C3%ADn#Geography
Basically it's completely tropical.
Hippos can tolerate cold weather...
There was a serious proposal to import hippos to the swamps in Florida and Louisiana to not only control the water hyacinth but to also try and set up hippo ranches to address the beef shortage.
I am going to add another forum (United States of America). I've been going through the General Discussion on the current events and we have a ton of threads concerning events in the USA and this is only through a few pages. We have over 30 pages to go. Most of these in the General Forum don't...
He can't. Given he's a drifter currently in Serbia, he's not likely to get a work permit from the authorities. Kiwifarms is all he has. He is just as much a captive to Kiwifarms as Chris Chan is to Sonichu.
Okay I will try and fill in the information. Adanna is a real person but the name is a pseudonym to protect her identity. Yes she got her bachelor's degree in journalism from a university here in the states, but she is from Lagos Nigeria.
She is an outsider, a freelance writer. Why did I choose...
In general we have to have substantial content on Nollywood/Nigeria before it would start to attract interest from the outside. This is what I am assuming.
It's a stretch but Sean is going to look like kind of a racist if he tries to deplatform Onionfarms with the Nigeria forum. Sean is in Texas which has more Nigerians than any other state in the union. Also Nigeria is about half muslim as well. In other words No-Dong could potentially be seen in...
Yup I saw that on Kiwifarms and this is part of the reason why I am going to make an exception for Nigeria. If NIgeria is a success Sean and No-Dong are going to think twice before trying to deplatform Onionfarms.
That's a good point, but the thing is I want the Onionfarms brand to be recognized across the internet. Right now after I work on flattening the forum, I want to go through and reorganize the thread prefixes. The prefixes are just a complete mess.
As far as the glaring issues: The biggest is we have too many sub-forums. And to be honest, this is something I will take ownership of and work on reducing the sub-forums by merging a lot of them. I have actually been working on this and the forum now looks a lot flatter and simpler than before...
I think the best way to handle this is with a "slow drip" method. I actually have 2 people working on this at 2 articles each, but I think this is too much. Here is my plan:
Step 1: Journalist #1: A news article say on John Doe.
Step 2: Then we go in and start digging into John Doe's...
Renowned Music Mogul Sean 'Diddy' Combs Faces a New Series of Sexual Allegations
Renowned music mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs is facing a series of sexual misconduct allegations, with the latest accusation coming from a woman who claims she was raped by him and others when she was a teenager. The...
We are not looking just for news from Nigeria. We are looking for a country where people tend to spill their spaghetti. As far as a niche to a-log Kiwifarms: That's fine. By all means this is our golden nugget and we should keep this. But you can't build a forum on a-logging Null.
I chose Adanna because it is one of the most common female names in Nigeria. The profile you looked up is in Abuja (the federal capital). Our journalist is in Lagos (one of the world's largest cities).
Kiwifarms diversified from purely lolcows a long time ago. Celebrity gossip and current events? Kiwifarms already does this. A one dimensional lolcow forum just doesn't make it. You can have your cozy comfy place to talk about cows. But I need to look at the larger picture.
If I sell being, it will be through a third party. I just don't have the time to run this myself. I don't think one gay-themed design and a diversity design from a group of designs is going to reflect badly on us. Are the designs a little corny? Perhaps. But Sean Walker has explicitly put us on...
In reference to me being a party pooper, I am opening up a separate forum called "The Bullshit Forum" under the spergatory. Basically if you want to blow off steam or satisfy your autistic urges with cockvore or OnlyFans spam, you can post it here. If you have a fetish on being an attention...
She will be an assistant in helping to create content. This was an administrative decision. I need someone to help with the celebrity subforum. This won't affect the lolcow forum.
We will be adding an outside assistant to help with content creation in the celebrity subforum. She has a bachelor's degree in journalism and has an interest in celebrity reporting. She is outside the kiwifarms community.
Rather than having separate Elaine and Ashley subforums, I am going to move all the threads into the Internet Public figure forums. All of the threads have been edited with the appropriate prefix so you won't have any problem finding them.
Hunter Biden was indicted on nine tax charges in California by a special investigation that was launched into his business dealings. There are three felonies and six misdemeanors that were added to the federal firearms charges in Delaware in 2018.
These charges have been instigated against the...
Meet Nicholas Cepeda (Melody Wiseheart): He is a 50 year old biological male that transitioned to a female several years after puberty. He is a professor at York University in Canada who identifies as a teenage female. He not only swam against the other 13 and 14 year old teenagers but also used...
Alexndria Ocasio-Cortez: Will we be examining the genitals of underage girls
The New York Representative is worried and outspoken that the proposed anti-trans women in sports legislature would lead to “genital examinations” of underage girls.
Proposals by the House Oversight Subcommittee on...
At a rally in Cedar Rapids, Iowa on December 2, Donald Trump claims he would win California in 2024 if Jesus Christ and God were to oversee the ballots as part of his 2024 campaign for the Republican Presidential nomination.
Some of his quotes from that rally
“I actually believe that if they...
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