Ashley is so fat that her doctor sat her down for a heart to heart conversation about the dangers of morbid obesity.
I know that's not funny, it's just a sad reality.
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Ashley is so fat that her doctor sat her down for a heart to heart conversation about the dangers of morbid obesity.
I know that's not funny, it's just a sad reality.
Don't you mean:Ashley is so fat that her doctor sat her down for a heart to heart conversation about the dangers of morbid obesity.
I know that's not funny, it's just a sad reality.
You're never going to fuck Ken
She's has a T-Shirt selling buisness, she has wants to become a writer, she sells her stuff on Etsy without anybody looking at her, she threatens to shoot anybody who comes to her house, she has her big strong husband Tommy (The Thomdumpster) Jankowski; why does she care about her dox being on the internet?View attachment 81393
Ash? Why don't you just log off? Your dox is never getting off the Internet (capital I). You're never going to fuck Ken (Father replacement, arrested development, etc). Aren't you afraid, you might just explode with rage, on day?
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You look like you're fit to burst.
I will give her credit on one thing. She has a prettier foot than mine .@Catministrator ballpark it for me dollar amount how much would someone have to pay you to get you to suck on this foot?
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With how pudgy her sausage fingers are, her stuff must be shit. PL: I dated a really bonkers woman (I mean, like she'd been sectioned), and she had this dinny idea, she'd start a business making jewelry (on the face of it a good idea, mark up is amazing, and it's cash in hand). She couldn't even roll a cigarette.she sells her stuff on Etsy
Don't give her any encouragement. Oh, to save a post...She has a prettier foot than mine
Not even all the gold in the world piled into a solid almost statue of Liberty size tower could convince me to put that anywhere near my mouth.@Catministrator ballpark it for me dollar amount how much would someone have to pay you to get you to suck on this foot?
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"Words of wisdom" from famous Lolcow admin, Gargamel.
"Words of wisdom" from famous Lolcow admin, Gargamel.
With how pudgy her sausage fingers are, her stuff must be shit. PL: I dated a really bonkers woman (I mean, like she'd been sectioned), and she had this dinny idea, she'd start a business making jewelry (on the face of it a good idea, mark up is amazing, and it's cash in hand). She couldn't even roll a cigarette.
A lot of it was from her "Mindfulness" classes, n shit. I think Ash's "efforts" are like that. It's all stuff that you find in mindfulness exercises. I bet Ash does those "grown up colouring books". The wood burning reminds me of prison work. btw, you got a mention...
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Gosh. Autistic man uses sex worker. Y'know... there was a time...
This is a song about a guy losing his virginity to a whore (whose name the guy didn't even know).
Don't give her any encouragement. Oh, to save a post...
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Wanking in dm chains isn't sex. It's desperate tho.
But seriously lads. If you want a bit of free trim, join a band. You can be as embarrassingly autistic and cringe, but played to a Bo Diddley beat, bints love it... case in point, because you don't believe me...
Mr Igford Poppinton (nee Stooge).
So I can still run around with her face and name? She's having fun with 'making fun' of us? There's no reason to take her thread off this website? Good.Ash is thinking about teenaged females being sexually penetrated by various darkies...
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"irl laughing" means crying into Ben and Jerry's. btw. @Ashley Hutsell Jankowski when was this guy convicted, care to fill in the details.
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Ash has never denied, that this man was the guy who molested Tommy. Not once.
You forgot Elaine and Vingle.Sweet! Ashley says I have a 10-volt light bulb in my head and I'm Lenny? Why would I have a light bulb in my head? Did I get an idea? Jesus Christ, you could have said I had a brain the size of a walnut like a stegosaurus or something. You're a loser even at metaphors. God damn, bitch... Is there anything you're good at besides competitive eating and being one of the most unfuckable people I've ever seen? And keep in mind I've been on a burn unit before... You still win.
And my name is DELL PLEZ, cunt.
And Gargamel says only the desperate pay for sex? I would counter that with only the extremely desperate pay for their own website so they can LARP as Null with 3 active users. My dude, only like five people post on your shitty website and one of them is Ashley, one of them is you, and the other three are all Daniel.
And I wouldn't be saying anything about the sex I have, Gargamel. Because even the nastiest prostitutes I've had sex with didn't leave my penis smelling like another man's feces. Remember that the next time you have your tongue up some guys hairy rectum, you fucking beastiality loving faggot.
You've only been allowed to get married for nine years, and your religion still looks down on it doesn't it feygele? Even if you don't keep kosher I'm sure the beastiality you got caught engaging in online is considered against the Torah.
I hope Ashley Hutsell Jankowski, who's address I have in my banner, does this.Dani has admitted to having an intellius account and offered info to Ash, as to further her stalking and harassment campaign...
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Gee, you'd think that with someone with their dox online, and known to the authorities for terroristic calls... might not want to fuck around. Those accounts state that you aren't meant to use info to stalk. And Ash has admitted in the past to making threatening calls to people's employers. Do her neighbours know she's so unhinged. For their own safety Lily LAw should inform them. I mean, look at how little her house is worth. Most of that is Ash dragging the area down.