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Null/Kiwifarms Satire & Speculation Lidl Drip

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Nektar Geist

An Onion Among Onions
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lidl, there... posting on them thar Commie Farms....
 

Wasteland Scholar

Remarkable Onion
Null may have the biggest case of Madonna-Whore Complex I have ever seen. While Null may tolerate them, Null actually hates the likes of Justa, Stan, Freya, Lurker and Jambled. To him they are nothing but vile and debased whores who have been sexually corrupted by the sexual nature of men. However, he tolerates them as he needs their money. To Null his perfect woman, his saintly Madonna, is Lidl Drip. A woman who violently scorns the sexual advances of men. A woman who is pure and chaste that she is still a virgin despite being in her late 20's to early 30's. A woman who is so pure and chaste that she is ignorant of both hers and female mammals anatomy. She also, always, comes to defend Null like a golden goddess of old who would defend her chosen hero. Lidl is, to Null, the Madonna to his mother who is the debased Whore of his Madonna-Whore Complex.
 

kiwifails

Meow
Hellovan Onion
Null may have the biggest case of Madonna-Whore Complex I have ever seen. While Null may tolerate them, Null actually hates the likes of Justa, Stan, Freya, Lurker and Jambled. To him they are nothing but vile and debased whores who have been sexually corrupted by the sexual nature of men. However, he tolerates them as he needs their money. To Null his perfect woman, his saintly Madonna, is Lidl Drip. A woman who violently scorns the sexual advances of men. A woman who is pure and chaste that she is still a virgin despite being in her late 20's to early 30's. A woman who is so pure and chaste that she is ignorant of both hers and female mammals anatomy. She also, always, comes to defend Null like a golden goddess of old who would defend her chosen hero. Lidl is, to Null, the Madonna to his mother who is the debased Whore of his Madonna-Whore Complex.
She fulfills a lot of his mom fetish let's put it that way. You have a woman who is above sex that also worships him. While also disliking many of the people that Josh hates on his website.
 

Home Depot Bucket

Hellovan Onion
Interesting theory. There's the whole man disrespecter/woman respecter custom title that they each have, very ying and yang
I'm just curious as to why even do any of this in the first place? I don't take either side seriously. I think of them as batshit unhinged. In fact, it was so outside my idea of normal behavior towards the other sex, I didn't even take take it seriously in the first place and why I was banned from the man hate thread.

Interesting the collection of people here. Actual real women and gay men. Lidl has a fatwa against women as a threat to her 'relationship' with Null, which is hilarious because me and some of the other women he has gone after NEVER had a microsecond of interest in Nullo. And I mean that so seriously NULL, I can't even. For men, it is odd to me that he banned @Gargamel and not Catler when it became clear Gargamel may be a fag, but he isn't interested in being a furry or a pedo. Why I like 00 as a mod. He sees all of this and knows it but he isn't an admin and can't do anything about it.

Interesting retarded times we are all living in on the interwebz.
 

kiwifails

Meow
Hellovan Onion
I'm just curious as to why even do any of this in the first place? I don't take either side seriously. I think of them as batshit unhinged. In fact, it was so outside my idea of normal behavior towards the other sex, I didn't even take take it seriously in the first place and why I was banned from the man hate thread.

Interesting the collection of people here. Actual real women and gay men. Lidl has a fatwa against women as a threat to her 'relationship' with Null, which is hilarious because me and some of the other women he has gone after NEVER had a microsecond of interest in Nullo. And I mean that so seriously NULL, I can't even. For men, it is odd to me that he banned @Gargamel and not Catler when it became clear Gargamel may be a fag, but he isn't interested in being a furry or a pedo. Why I like 00 as a mod. He sees all of this and knows it but he isn't an admin and can't do anything about it.

Interesting retarded times we are all living in on the interwebz.

More than just homosexuals and women were banned because the lidl. I'd like to get an accurate number on the total users that have caught a ban Because of this shit storm. It's hard telling I think the number so far been up to about 25 but we know of at least 15 I believe.
 

Gargamel

a Jew who turns smurfs into gold
Hellovan Onion
it is odd to me that he banned @Gargamel and not Catler
I called him out for being a nigger and a faggot with an interest in vore and ERP, and I was banned. I didn't even know what the fuck a "lidl drip" was at the time.

@Meowsolini did not do these things, and was not banned.

It seems like these banhammer rampages started during/after the sticker drama, but maybe I just wasn't paying attention. It is after all pretty hard to tell when someone is banned unless you're specifically looking.
 

Wasteland Scholar

Remarkable Onion
I' For men, it is odd to me that he banned @Gargamel and not Catler when it became clear Gargamel may be a fag, but he isn't interested in being a furry or a pedo. Why I like 00 as a mod. He sees all of this and knows it but he isn't an admin and can't do anything about it.
One of the reasons he didn't ban Catler was because Catler was good buddies with Lidl Drip. The two would complement each other on their profile pages and he probably was on friendly terms with her in DM's. That made Catler a "good gay". Meanwhile, @Gargamel called Null out for being a gross sex pervert and he got banned. That made him a "bad gay".
 

SwimStaffRubber

Apart of Josh's kryptonite
Hellovan Onion
One of the reasons he didn't ban Catler was because Catler was good buddies with Lidl Drip. The two would complement each other on their profile pages and he probably was on friendly terms with her in DM's. That made Catler a "good gay". Meanwhile, @Gargamel called Null out for being a gross sex pervert and he got banned. That made him a "bad gay".
See this that favoritsm shit I always talk about
 

GuntChatRegular2

Remarkable Onion
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Null says something
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Lidldrip then acts like a good little pickme and tries to get E-Daddy's attention.
You'll find this time and time again.
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Looks like it was actually Lidl who brought up Taylor Swift first. Null has only started stanning for Taylor recently, I suspect that it's because Lidl is a swifty.
 

Hadrada

Remarkable Onion
What's obvious to anyone is that Josh really hates Jim but has multiple times said on his podcast that he can't say anything mean towards him or people on his forum will be upset so in comes his roleplay account to stirr some shit.
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This is a really autistic distinction that I have only seen Josh have. Wtf is fake and real drama? Was deagle nation real drama? Was DSP and Ethan Ralph with their legion of troll discords real drama? Stop being such a little bitch and just enjoy the show.
Boogie has lied about having cancer for longer then he has had his podcast with Keemstar. I guess in Joshes mind boogie is some kind of mastermind that can put together 5 year plans in order to promote some gay podcast where he is forced to truffle shuffle for a pittance.
 
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