Well if it's not fooling YOU I have no choice but to just log out and commit suicide. Now I just have to choose between pills or a noose. I'm leaning towards noose so I can do auto erotic asphyxiation so my family can find me a very compromising and funny way.
Seriously though, it's not an act. I'm an embarrassing idiot when I get too drunk and I own that. I guarantee you it will happen again and I'm sure
@Crimson Fucker will have an epic milk fest out of me being a drunk lolcow, because he's the only one who's been clever enough on here to figure out how to push my buttons the right way.