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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
Even the Kiwis in the Chantal thread are walking on eggshells around Jocelyn.
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Nektar Geist said:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/mad-at-the-internet.49299/page-4770#post-25198926
https://archive.is/OmBg3
"I am so full of hate for every facet of this country that it is physically debilitating. I sometimes am so overwhelmed with my utter contempt for the world around me I can't stand and just sit in my car and stare vacantly into space."
An old garage forgotten classic.
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The funny part is all Josh's dicksuckers in that thread offering him advice he will never take and begging for him to come back. What an insane cult.
 
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-5621#post-25205765
https://archive.is/wip/EsCsw
"essential for cooking. salt and oil is basically what makes food taste good.

in america everyone has a false understanding of health and think fat/butter/oil = makes you fat & salt/msg = gives you heart attacks. americans when home cooking who believe this will cook with almost no butter, oil, salt, or msg. then they complain that nothing home cooked tastes good. so they either just start eating out (LOTS of fat, msg, and salt) or they use hamburger helper. hamburger helper tastes better than anything they cook besides it includes a season mix that includes dried milkfat, salt, and msg.

basically americans are never taught to measure their calories and to fear two things the body needs to survive (sodium and fat)."

This is in response to...
"FallingUpwards said:
what do we think of salt"

joshy... salt and fcuminats are needed in the human diet... HOWEVER, more does NOT mean better. Only really need a pinch of salt, regardless of the nigger amount of salt joshy puts on zher fries... and got to go with that what zhe mainly eats. Salt... Fat...

Onions (lol at the image of joshy crying a river, over chopping them up), garlic, cumin... Ofc... if one is rasied on goyslop, and never bothers to learn how to cook (joshy is in zher 30s now).... and can manipulate the kwiffar into believing any old shit...
 
Nektar Geist said:
salt/msg = gives you heart attacks
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Salt is absolutely horrible for you and it is an objective reality American food is oversalted (MSG is slightly less bad but still should be eaten sparingly). This country has such shit health because everything is ultra-processed and includes lots of extra salt as a preservative and also to mask the poor quality ingredients since like you said, salt makes food taste better. You have to learn like I did to avoid that shit and eat salt sparingly and learn to love less salty food. Salt is actually correlated with obesity because eating shitty processed food makes you thirsty and people who eat shitty processed food tend to drink shit like Coke or you know, Coke Zero.
 
Kiwi Pot Pie said:
Salt is absolutely horrible for you and it is an objective reality American food is oversalted (MSG is slightly less bad but still should be eaten sparingly). This country has such shit health because everything is ultra-processed and includes lots of extra salt as a preservative and also to mask the poor quality ingredients since like you said, salt makes food taste better. You have to learn like I did to avoid that shit and eat salt sparingly and learn to love less salty food. Salt is actually correlated with obesity because eating shitty processed food makes you thirsty and people who eat shitty processed food tend to drink shit like Coke or you know, Coke Zero.
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Salt is correlated with obesity because the more food you eat, the more salt you eat. In fact, every essential nutrient is correlated with obesity because obesity is caused by eating too much food.

Literally everything we get told about healthy eating is complete bullshit based on bad, outdated research.
 
Kiwi Pot Pie said:
Salt is absolutely horrible for you
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It's a vital part of our diet... only it's easy to consume too much of it. Consider crisps (which the Sherman's incorrectly call chips), one pack is over daily ration...
George Lucas said:
obesity because obesity is caused by eating too much food.
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"This hole..." points at arse... "Is smaller than this hole..." points at mouth.
 
The issue with salt is not the salt used when you cook, its the salt in EVERYTHING sold that's been processed in any way. Salt and sugar are added in large amounts because research shows it makes terrible food taste better, but the cumulative effect of thousands of milligrams of salt over the day is bad for you.

Too much salt can increase you blood pressure, which makes stroke/heart attacks more likely.
 
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark said:
Being fair here, the Predator Hunter community has always been pretty lolcowish. You'd think online predator hunters would be reserved and humble and professional and Based and Redpilled but a lot of predator hunters on the Internet are straight up laughable retards.

The best example so far that shows everything that is wrong with the Predator Hunter community continues to be Mama Max where they guy lied to everyone and tried to destroy innocent lives while manipulating the public into thinking he was the good guy. When the receipts about Mama Max were made public, everyone turned against Mama Max and realized he was an attention-seeking monster that didn't cared about which innocent lives he tried to ruin.

While Mama Max remains the best example, other notable people in the Predator Hunting community are now starting to be seen as lolcows.

You have Alex Rosen of Predator Poachers where that guy is now in a lot of hot water for helping Chud the Builder in his legal fees (a right-wing commentator that is currently being charged with attempted murder and was known to rage bait people in public with racist remarks) where Alex Rosen's decision to help a man being charged with attempted murder has been so bad for Alex Rosen's optics that it caused even high profile predator hunters like JiDion to permanently cut their ties with Alex Rosen. It didn't helped that Alex Rosen admitted that he was treating Chud the Builder as a higher priority over catching online predators where many now see Alex Rosen as a dime store grifter that only uses predator hunting as a front for his own selfish gain and contributing to extremist politics. Alex Rosen is a pariah now because of this.

Speaking of which, there was recently JiDion where he got into recent trouble with local law enforcement where he was charged for disturbing the peace and stalking because JiDion had a nigga moment where he irrationally and needlessly escalated a situation with the local police that lead to his embarrassing arrest that was caught on camera (such as how JiDion claimed that he was above the law because he has money which didn't really sit well with many people on the Internet for obvious reasons). Mind you that while the charges against JiDion were dropped later on, that incident has left a very nasty stain on JiDion's online reputation where that incident made him look like an arrogant lolcow jackass with no self-awareness.

As for Ruben Sim, I don't think I can blame the Kiwis that much if they really do hate him now. There are allegations against Ruben Sim that state he used to run porn games on Roblox where allegedly he knowingly invited minors into these games and then claimed it was a joke; if those allegations are true then Ruben Sim is just another loser lolcow that deserves sympathy from no one (it doesn't help that there are also allegations against Ruben Sim where he had ties to extremist Dissident Right groups on Roblox back when he played the game).

The Predator Hunting community I consider it to be pretty lolcow worthy because the Predator Hunting community is filled to the brim with a clash of monumentally big egos, back stabbing, double-crossing, deception, embezzlement, betrayal, and grifting (just like every other lolcow community on the Internet). If you ask me, it's only a matter of time until the Predator Hunting community as we know it inevitably collapses under its own weight because everything about it is a ticking time bomb that's slowly reaching zero hour where eventually it will explode and takes everything down with it.

Nobody likes child predators but nobody likes arrogant wise
brapper90001 said:
I kind of thought about the idea of an AI trained entirely of KF and how convenient it could possibly be. I remember trying to look at the Turkey Tom drama (that was a total shitshow embarrassment) and being unable to find any genuine information because it was 30 pages worth of the same exact joke over and over again.
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George Lucas said:
Salt is correlated with obesity because the more food you eat, the more salt you eat. In fact, every essential nutrient is correlated with obesity because obesity is caused by eating too much food.

Literally everything we get told about healthy eating is complete bullshit based on bad, outdated research.
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Riiiiiiiight so salt does not make you thirsty and cause people to drink more which in some cases is obviously unhealthy. Like you do know that is why that food at bars and sports venues is salty even by the standards of restaurant goyslop, right? Wow, I wonder why a bar or sports venue might want to serve salty food that makes you thirsty? And our brains totally do not have a reward system for when we eat lots of salty food!
 
Featured on Aug 9, 2026 by Null: The Grand August 9th, 2026 Update
In 2026, the Kiwi Farms has been facing the following threats:
  1. Expenses exceeding revenue.
  2. Child pornography spam by David Hoffman.
  3. DDoS attacks by Satellite DDoS, which is now being sold as a service ('booters') that Elaine Miller and associates of NVE terrorists are paying for.
  4. Liz Fong-Jones is continuing to try and deplatform us. #EndKiwiFarms is now rebranded as a 501(c)(3) called "End Networked Harassment". Deplatforming makes DDoS attacks cheaper and easier for criminals.
  5. Liz Fong-Jones using the DMCA to try and mass-dox users criticizing his consent accident, so that people are less likely to donate, impacting #1.
Point-by-point.

We're routinely between 700 and 800 monthly supporters. This exceeds the 600 supporter minimum that I stated would be the bare minimum I absolutely needed to continue running the site into 2027. I am extremely appreciative of everyone who has bothered to go through the annoying process of sending physical checks in the mail. I appreciate the European users who have set up SEPA transfers. I also appreciate those who have donated crypto and continue to manually do so on a monthly basis.

With this support making the forum my primary income source again, I have focused on adding new features that benefit everyone. I am still working on a new search rewrite and have significant hardware to help with this now. It's being delayed because of other problems.
Our financial strength has afforded me immense operational flexibility with the subsequent problems. If this did not exist we would have been obliterated this year.


Leto started spamming the site with child porn in late 2025. This put me into direct contact with many interesting people who have been trying to pin him down. At this point I am convinced that Leto is protected by the federal government. I don't know how he's providing enough value to the federal government that they are going to just let him blast child pornography all over the Internet, but based on the complete lack of interest that the feds have in investigating him, I am convinced of it. I have been in the ear of multiple federal agents about this person and nothing has happened as a consequence, except he stopped.
Discussions with 4chan's administration led to us implementing, via Tartarus, a captcha that uses security from Spur. Spur is a very strange and honestly kind of terrifying security company that can identify residential VPNs. The implementation of Spur, in conjunction with simpler tactics shut as turning off registrations for a time, has stopped Leto from spamming the Kiwi Farms. He is still interested in spamming 4chan but they've also implemented Spur. (+ I am pretty sure that the amount of noise made about him has caused his handlers to ask him to find easier targets, which he has.)

Spur will remain a part of Tartarus and be offered as part of USIPS's non-profit mission when I am able to start offering protection to sites other than my own.


Elaine Miller and her friends of pedophiles, child sextortionists, swatters, and other retards is probably one of the darkest parts of the entire site. There's so little fun or merriment to be had in watching this mentally handicapped woman help groom children for pedophiles who pay for bullshit like DDoS attacks on her behalf.

Early this year, a very big DDoS provider called Satellite DDoS hit us with an absolutely historic >8Tbps attack. If this was any other website it would have made record books and we'd have been offered enterprise security from Cloudflare and Google. This is the Kiwi Farms, of course, so none of that happened. Instead we literally just asked the guy to stop attacking us and he agreed because he didn't know we had been banned from everything.

However, Mr. Satellite likes money, and he now resells his botnet. Resellers offer what are called 'booters', which is a way to buy a small chunk of the botnet, for limited times, for very little money. Something like 80 euros a month can afford 3 hours of continuous attack traffic up to ~500Gbps.

So basically: Elaine helps produce child pornography -> Elaine gives it to her pedo friends -> they work at Subway or whatever and can buy crypto to pay for booters -> we get attacked -> we go down because we don't have DDoS mitigation.


Much of the last month has involved me being on the phone with anyone who will take my calls. I am trying to buy DDoS mitigation for USIPS, as part of the USIPS mission statement. I've been quoted as little as $400/mo for 4Tbps of DDoS mitigation and as much as >$20,000/mo for Akemai Prolexic and Tencent. Radware quoted us $5000/mo but suits shut the deal down. Path Networks, despite their history with us, suddenly offered us a $3750/mo for 500Gbps deal. Psychz offered us 500Gbps for $2000/mo. I'm trying to cobble together an anycast with multiple providers so there's no single point of failure that can drop us. That's important because ...


Liz Fong-Jones literally put #EndKiwiFarms on his LinkedIn. This is very embarrassing because you might have noticed the Kiwi Farms is still up. Not a good look when you're the CEO of #Something and #Something hasn't happened. So he rebranded and incorporated it into a non-profit to rival USIPS: End Networked Harassment. This still operates.

He has a Discord full of bots that are continuously pinging our infrastructure. If a new IP goes up, his bots look into it, and his gimps file AI-generated complaints with the usual bullshit. This included a very fun complaint to the extremely important nonprofit organization ARIN saying USIPS was misusing a /24 subnet (IP addresses), because he really hates it when I control network infrastructure. That complaint was dealt with. Our current situation is more stable but I need to harden it.

His complaints feel less energetic and more routine. I feel like I'm fishing. I've worn the fish out. It thrashes but out of instinct and not out of tactic. My arms are tired but I will pull the fish ashore. I will humanely kill the fish. I will eat it. Pan fried. With a squeeze of lemon.


The Kiwi Farms sued Liz Fong-Jones this year. We raised over $100,000 into a trust which had some leftover money from the last litigation crowdfund we did a few years ago.

LFJ's response was to use the DMCA to try and dox everyone. These users were able to retain celebrity 1A attorney, Marc Randazza. He is representing them.

LFJ's follow-up to realizing he wasn't going to get free dox for a bunch of users was to try and sue me + 10 anonymous users personally.

His filings are erratic and unprofessional. He has asked for a 30-day stay of the case which we accepted. We are currently in this stay.

You can follow the litigation here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lolcow-llc-v-liz-fong-jones-1-26-cv-02059-s-d-n-y.241679/


Any of these problems for a regular website would be cataclysmic, historic, news-worthy, etc. It happens to us, so not many people care. It happens at all once, and still nobody gives a shit. I am under immense pressure. I am trying to solve multiple impossible problems by myself.* I feel it in my joints in the morning. It is not fun to be me.

* The 700+ supporters make this at all possible. Without it we would just be dead. Additionally, I want to acknowledge that @dumbledore is an extremely resourceful person and we'd probably have been fucked years ago without his insights. I'm being vague intentionally. I'd also like to thank the various people who document and track the not-fun-to-deal-with pedophiles like Elaine Miller and her friends (watchers are @Sprate Header, @notorietus, others). I would not have the stomach or mental bandwidth to deal with these people by myself. They are making a difference and the noose tightens every day.

Maybe there's room for optimism, I don't know. This year I really need to land a couple of fucking massive lucky home runs.


Yes!!!! Do these three things:
  1. Give me money (optional but i love you thanks).
  2. Don't mess up the internal harmony of the site (no infighting) (thank you to all my non-problem causers, all soyjak posters excluded).
  3. Tell your friends that this shithole exists.
thank you
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TL;DR:
Give me money
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My favourite quotes:
I have been in the ear of multiple federal agents about this person and nothing has happened as a consequence, except he stopped.
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Discussions with 4chan's administration led to us implementing, via Tartarus, a captcha that uses security from Spur. Spur is a very strange and honestly kind of terrifying security company that can identify residential VPNs.
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I feel it in my joints in the morning. It is not fun to be me.
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pedophiles like Elaine Miller and her friends (watchers are @Sprate Header
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Give me money (optional but i love you thanks).
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