Onionfarms Drama It's 3am in Chicago...

[Jack]

I'm tired, hungry and horny.

I don't want to wake up the dragon lady for sex because she has work, I really don't feel like eating before bed because I don't want to cook anything, and I'm tired as fuck.

Should I just rub one out and go to bed, or go for broke and try to get some tiny chiney hiney?

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Feel her up and check her reaction

 

[Jack]

Feel her up and check her reaction

Ok, update...

I very gently shook her awake. She stared at me like she already knew what I wanted. She told me to just watch a porno. I pulled the sappy "but baby I want YOU because I'm in love with YOU" card, because I know when I say stuff like that to her it turns her on.

Her exact words were "you have 10 minutes. If you can't get it done by then I'm pushing you off of me"

Best part of the story was afterwards she rolled over with no panties on, just a shirt and she fell back asleep with my load inside of her within 2 minutes. God I fucking LOVE this woman.

So I guess she's going to tell me to wash the bedding tomorrow since that's going to leak out. SO fucking worth it.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

That's a night well spent. Pics or should I STFU?

 

[Jack]

That's a night well spent. Pics or should I STFU?

If I took a picture of this woman with no bottoms on while she was sleeping and she somehow caught wind of it, I would no longer have testicles.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

If I took a picture of this woman with no bottoms on while she was sleeping and she somehow caught wind of it, I would no longer have testicles.

That's a good woman. Keep her.

 

[Jack]

That's a good woman. Keep her.

I used to make fun of guys for being pussy whipped until I met her. Now I'm the most pussy whipped motherfucker in the state of Illinois

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

I used to make fun of guys for being pussy whipped until I met her. Now I'm the most pussy whipped motherfucker in the state of Illinois

If your girl doesn't make you a fool somehow then you probably don't love her enough. Been together awhile?

 

[Jack]

We've been together long enough that she told me if I die before her, she will wear white chrysanthemums in her hair and never be with anyone else. And I already promised her that if she died before me I would take care of her family and I would take her family name to honor her.

So yea we're pretty serious lol

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Eating before bed makes you more hungry when you wake up.

 

[Subterranean Jungle]

My brother in Christ, why are you still in Chicago?

 

[Jack]

My brother in Christ, why are you still in Chicago?

Zip code: 60616

 

[Gargamel]

Zip code: 60616

I get the Chinatown thing, but if I were going to live in Chicagoland I'd at least want to be west of I-355.

Whatever you do, don't move to New York. A ton of white people moved out of the City, in fact even some niggers moved out too. Don't let that fool you though, the nigger infestation is still very real. Not to mention all the illegal spics.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

I get the Chinatown thing, but if I were going to live in Chicagoland I'd at least want to be west of I-355.

Whatever you do, don't move to New York. A ton of white people moved out of the City, in fact even some niggers moved out too. Don't let that fool you though, the nigger infestation is still very real. Not to mention all the illegal spics.

The blacks up there are all Caribbean and African now. The home grown variant are largely spread throughout the metro now.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Zip code: 60616

There is a joke in here about the zip(per head) code for China town but I'm to lazy to try and make it.

 

[Ishtar]

asian women are disgusting

 

[Jack]

asian women are disgusting