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Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

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While I denounce your a-logging of Lidl, I do enjoy when you actually participate in conversations.
Alog? Whats that?

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Why would I want harm to come to her? lol If Slatz ever gets outed as Nulls secret gf, imagine the shitstorm of drama lol. We'd have to give it it's own thread
 
Why would I want harm to come to her?
That part wasn't tagged to you
lol If Slatz ever gets outed as Nulls secret gf, imagine the shitstorm of drama lol. We'd have to give it it's own thread
Once it's confirmed that Lidl (whoever she is) is dating Josh, people are going to quickly realized how hard he's cucked and there'll be a shit storm either way. There'll be less fallout if it's revealed Lidl is a respected (in feminist circles) e-celeb than a random fangirl but whatever. As long as we're on the same page that they're dating we're heading the right direction and it's not like I want to see Lidl get doxed if she's not already a public figure.
 
1. Null has expressed many times he would never ever date a public figure and his hatred for e-girls (I think he looks down on women who do what he does as he thinks a woman's place is in the home and to be second fiddle to him)
2. He would never date someone with clout who could blast his ass all over social media if they broke up or he did something to her, he wants to be the one in power and control
3. If he was dating a prominent TERF it would actually be good for his image, why would he hide that?

I think she is just a fangirl and he is keeping their relationship private so she doesnt get doxed.
 
If you're going to keep running with the bunk angle about her being his sock you'll be giving him more credit for self control than nearly all his Truest and Honestest Fans would be willing to offer.
I didn't realize you thought so highly of him but it puts your desire to laser pointer everyone's attention away from what's actually happening into a clearer context.
I'd say larping as a woman to self validate every time he says something stupid is the opposite of self control especially when he was shown to have been caught doing it in the past. Null has to touch grass which he is allergic too. He doesn't even leave for pizza and McDonald's he just has it door dashed. He has too much social anxiety to go outside. Let alone talk to a femcel woman.
 
Reason: The self control of banning users and giving away it's his sock.
lol, she.
Yes, she. Yoko Drip is real
he wants to be the one in power and control
I think this is true, at least so far as the clout game goes. If things with Lidl went nuclear she could still injure his reputation but no one outside of our little world gives a shit about any of this. Slatz may not have a braindead cult to the extent Josh does but feminism inherently has a wider reach than an obscure drama forum admin.
 
I'd say larping as a woman to self validate every time he says something stupid is the opposite of self control especially when he was shown to have been caught doing it in the past. Null has to touch grass which he is allergic too. He doesn't even leave for pizza and McDonald's he just has it door dashed. He has too much social anxiety to go outside. Let alone talk to a femcel woman.
This forum consistently fails to be effective at uncovering anything before KF because everyone is so stuck on a set of preconceived notions that they can't do anything but tard loop.
You've confused a-log talking points for reality, man. Try to see things using dialectical autism and you'll be much closer to the truth.
There's a middle ground between Josh is a complete puddle of a person who can't do literally anything right and thinking he's some sort of genius chad.
I never said Null wasn't real.
Your gunt guarding is disgusting 🥱
 
Reason: Crimson, what if people get banned for fucking with her because she whines at him from the other room?
This forum consistently fails to be effective at uncovering anything before KF because everyone is so stuck on a set of preconceived notions that they can't do anything but tard loop.
You've confused a-log talking points for reality, man. Try to see things using dialectical autism and you'll be much closer to the truth.
There's a middle ground between Josh is a complete puddle of a person who can't do literally anything right and thinking he's some sort of genius chad.

Your gunt guarding is disgusting 🥱
From my experience we beat kf to several of their happenings posts and featured posts because they are too busy shitposting and featuring things that don't deserve to be. There is no evidence lidl is a woman but there is plenty of evidence that it's null. It's Occam's razor, not some convoluted secret cat girlfriend conspiracy theory that's gays from la tier. The simple answer is most often the correct one and he is socking to reply to himself like dark ninja did in his thread before I suggested his accounts get merged. Simple as. Secret girlfriend sounds scizo especially when he would brag about it non stop due to his narcissistic personality to flex on the kiwis lying about having totally real girl friends that are totally not made up.
 
That's a pity, because I find your white knighting fascinating.
Well I am an interesting person 💅🏻
Idk, the only people I've seen have a problem with her or specifically call her a man are incels and dumb broads who are jealous of her clout. Disregarding the radfem shit, I see nothing offensive about her.
It's Occam's razor, not some convoluted secret cat girlfriend conspiracy theory that's gays from la tier.
It's really not that convoluted.
>Josh found a GF
>Josh gave her control of an account that was unused after two years
That's really as deep as it goes. The rest is just them being "normal" people on the online
The simple answer is the correct one and he is socking to reply to himself
It's definitely simple. Again, the consistency of behavior speaks volumes against it being him.
And you would have a fair enough point if that's all she did but talking to or about Null is only a small portion of her account activity. I don't get why y'all insist on pigeonholing Josh, an e-celeb with a cult, as someone who couldn't get an GF. If you give him that small W there's a whole world of Ls for him to catch.
Onion Farms only knows how to eat hot chip and a-log
 
Well I am an interesting person 💅🏻
Idk, the only people I've seen have a problem with her or specifically call her a man are incels and dumb broads who are jealous of her clout. Disregarding the radfem shit, I see nothing offensive about her.

It's really not that convoluted. ...convoluted.
>Josh found a GF
>Josh gave her control of an account that was unused after two years
That's really as deep as it goes. The rest is just them being "normal" people on the online ...online

It's definitely simple. Again, the consistency of behavior speaks volumes against it being him.
And you would have a fair enough point if that's all she did but talking to or about Null is only a small portion of her account activity. I don't get why y'all insist on pigeonholing Josh, an e-celeb with a cult, as someone who couldn't get an GF. If you give him that small W there's a whole world of Ls for him to catch.
Onion Farms only knows how to eat hot chip and a-log
Yeah, I'll give Josh that small W, if that even is his GF on the lidl account
 
Well I am an interesting person 💅🏻
Idk, the only people I've seen have a problem with her or specifically call her a man are incels and dumb broads who are jealous of her clout. Disregarding the radfem shit, I see nothing offensive about her.

It's really not that convoluted.
>Josh found a GF
>Josh gave her control of an account that was unused after two years
That's really as deep as it goes. The rest is just them being "normal" people on the online

It's definitely simple. Again, the consistency of behavior speaks volumes against it being him.
And you would have a fair enough point if that's all she did but talking to or about Null is only a small portion of her account activity. I don't get why y'all insist on pigeonholing Josh, an e-celeb with a cult, as someone who couldn't get an GF. If you give him that small W there's a whole world of Ls for him to catch.
Onion Farms only knows how to eat hot chip and a-log
I don't get why you're running his narrative unless he promised you something. That's exactly what Josh would want you to think. Whatever he promised you he is just joshing you. Lidl doesn't even know basic shit all biological women should know and Josh wouldn't be able to have the self control to resist flexing he is in a relationship to his captive audience. He is a narcissist so if anything your theory requires more self control than lidl josh.
 
Reason: And it also requires josh simping.
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It's definitely simple. Again, the consistency of behavior speaks volumes against it being him.
And you would have a fair enough point if that's all she did but talking to or about Null is only a small portion of her account activity. I don't get why y'all insist on pigeonholing Josh, an e-celeb with a cult, as someone who couldn't get an GF. If you give him that small W there's a whole world of Ls for him to catch.

"NOOO DADDY NULL IS NOTHING LIKE LOWTAX NOOOOOTHING REEEEEE" - KF
 
I don't get why you're running his narrative unless he promised you something.
1) I believe it to be true
2) It's funnier and far more damaging to his reputation than him having a laugh from behind an alt
3) I a-log Null for moralfag reasons related to Sanctioned Suicide. Not saying I couldn't be bought off but it'd take enough Bitcoin that I'd have better things to do than to debate the Lidl Question
Lidl doesn't even know basic shit all biological women should know
I forget which single post she made that's made everyone parrot this line. Refresh my memory
Josh wouldn't be able to have the self control to resist flexing he is in a relationship to his captive audience.
Josh not compromising op-sec is much easier than Josh not sperging out and saying some ghoulish seething shit. Lidl gets fucked with and generally poked at than Josh would be able to handle, especially for this long
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I'd say faking simping for a pretend girlfriend that is your sock is more pathetic than actually simping for a real person. At least if the girl is real (if it's not null himself it's definitely a man) he would have an excuse to act like most inexperienced men in a relationship. No way lidl is a girl when he doesn't even know how girls work. He says things you would expect from a man who doesn't understand women. Is this something you did in the past and feel the need to defend because you feel personally attacked?
 
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