Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

[Crimson Fucker]

I never claimed to be a fed, so yeah. Keep larping; I could be one in my own country but I'd rather work as an informant, so yes, I can be one if I want to. Informants aren't feds dumb ass. They work with the fed, but they're not feds; I work with both the FBI and EFCC. You can check with Fort Worth PD as well, they have a report filed and me mentioned as the reporter Alameen Karim Merali / FBI.

Ohh! By the way, your buddy never responded after seeing that report. Turns out your friends super scared and they should be.

No one here but you is larping as a fed. Kill yourself.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Nope. Never larped as a fed, never claimed to be a fed. That's your false accusation. You stop it or you'll follow up on my reports as well. Looks like this forum is just the same as the KiwiFarms because people are pretty much like minded criminals in here just like the KiwiFarms. You better watch out before I flip your life upside down kid.

Take this as a third and last warning.

Spoiler: My honest reaction:

Add a spread asshole singing moonspeak to your report.

And warn your mom to freshen up for me for when I spend the night with her again.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I am justice. I am vengeance. I am darkness. I am the night. I. Am. Batman!

Enjoy prison stalker child

Enjoy prison stalker child

Ohh! By the way, your buddy never responded after seeing that report. Turns out your friends super scared and they should be. Hahahaha! Disregard this, I suck cocks. The other guy had his accounts merged because unrelated drama and is busy socking on other sites. Anyway, like I said, just let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Let the storm rage on
The cold never bothered me anyway
It's funny how some distance makes everything seem small
And the fears that once controlled me can't get to me at all
It's time to see what I can do
To test the limits and break through
No right, no wrong, no rules for me
I'm free
Let it go, let it go
I am one with the wind and sky
Let it go, let it go
You'll never see me cry
Here I stand and here I stay
Let the storm rage on
My power flurries through the air into the ground
My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around
And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast
I'm never going back, the past is in the past
Let it go, let it go
And I'll rise like the break of dawn
Let it go, let it go
That perfect girl is gone
Here I stand in the light of day
Let the storm rage on
The cold never bothered me anyway

You better watch out You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
He's making a list
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice
Santa Claus is coming to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake before I flip your life upside down And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin, ' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it"
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so, I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't tryna get arrested yet, I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it, yo, holmes, to Bel-Air"
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo, holmes, smell ya later"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

Take this as a third and last warning. I will cry.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Yea buddy. Like you think this is some kind of a joke. Your foolish friend even stopped after filing reports, you've been warned over three times and you're still doubling down in your criminal activities. Well, you'll be answerable to the fed.

View attachment 53636


View attachment 53637

View attachment 53639

View attachment 53640
View attachment 53641


If you and your dumb buddy were really serious, you should've known that this is not how partners work at the FBI. Your behaviors is not considered to be appropriate in any manner.

Oh noes, the internet is sresious bsisuses. He's going to get the Internet police and report my cyber crime of (checks notes) posting nsfw on an adult only gossip forum. What ever shall I do. Besides your mom.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Just got back from hacking the FBI database. Found where they store reports @BrotherAlameen gives them.
Pic related.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Also, for the final touch, reported you to OnionFarms Admin for Harassment. Enjoy your term.

Spoilers. (Pun intended) Not the first time I got reported for doing this. Won't be the last. No one cares.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

@BrotherAlameen
My kiwifarms account is glowie by the way. Add that to your report.

 

[polonium]

Well, you'll be answerable to the fed.

You're answerable to my jism when it hits the back of your throat

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Lidl Janny cannot handle criticism (news flash)

In response to this thread:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/debate-users-lidl-drip-and-mr-bones-wild-ride-on-if-skintight-leggings-are-appropriate-workout-attire.189549/

 

[Crimson Fucker]

That show brings back nostalgia.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

That show brings back nostalgia.

Yeah, it was great lol. Took the Itchy and Scratchy meme to its logical conclusion

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Liking the Lovecraft themed accounts. The shub niggerath one was good too.

 

[Firegirl26]

Nope. Never larped as a fed, never claimed to be a fed. That's your false accusation. You stop it or you'll follow up on my reports as well. Looks like this forum is just the same as the KiwiFarms because people are pretty much like minded criminals in here just like the KiwiFarms. You better watch out before I flip your life upside down kid.

Take this as a third and last warning.

It’s not so much you Larping as a fed it is that you’re saying I have a friend that works at the FBI and me and my buddy are going to take down Kiwi Farms. I guarantee you’re not gonna be the first or last one that has said that. you need to lurk more. I don’t have a list right on me, but at least five people over the years have claimed to know someone from the government ,someone in IT ,someone who knows the hosting site that the website is on and can bring the farms down. and it’s not completely far fetch due to the fact how infamous the website is .that is why there’s a joke saying that it’s always been watched by the feds. in fact, I think the FBI did show up at the door one time.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

It’s not so much you Larping as a fed it is that you’re saying I have a friend that works at the FBI and me and my buddy are going to take down Kiwi Farms. I guarantee you’re not gonna be the first or last one that has said that. you need to lurk more. I don’t have a list right on me, but at least five people over the years have claimed to know someone from the government ,someone in IT ,someone who knows the hosting site that the website is on and can bring the farms down. and it’s not completely far fetch due to the fact how infamous the website is .that is why there’s a joke saying that it’s always been watched by the feds. in fact, I think the FBI did show up at the door one time.

That person is banned now.
They're literally a CSAM spamming pedophile from 764 and very likely a catspaw of Elaine's. But teehee, she's from the good 764.

Subject of Intense Controversy - Brother Alameen

Some of you may have noticed an interesting new user we have @BrotherAlameen Kiwi Farms has a PG thread on him and from what I can glean, there's someone larping as him because he's larping as the other guy or some convoluted shit like that. One or both of them are members of 764, so I'd hope...

www.onionfarms.com

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Not banned yet but I have it on good authority that someone leaked my alt identity to Glowie and he's just enjoying having me nearby before pulling the curtain away

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Not banned yet but I have it on good authority that someone leaked my alt identity to Glowie and he's just enjoying having me nearby before pulling the curtain away

Me too tbh, but we were in DMs already.
Hi to everyone else tho

 

[cosmic veteran]

on good authority that someone leaked my alt identity to Glowie

do you know who this someone is?

 

[Jack]

do you know who this someone is?

His name is Joe.




















JOE MOMMA!

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

do you know who this someone is?

It's the guy you people call Gaylord apparently. He DMed my friend some weird shit about coming from the top rope, being a retarded gorilla nigger hopped up on moonshine+Mountain Dew and taking no prisoners?

 

[SwimStaffRubber]

It's the guy you people call Gaylord apparently. He DMed my friend some weird shit about coming from the top rope, being a retarded gorilla nigger hopped up on moonshine+Mountain Dew and taking no prisoners?

Oh time 4 guilliotines, yeah that fucker has been shitting out socks left and fucking right