You ever Pinch your tip while pissing?

[FatassDrip]

And it stings for longer than you'd think?

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

The constant sounding has made tip pinching a necessity

 

[unyuns]

its like when for to pluggering ears sudden unplug loud crowd make noise aaaAAAaaaAAAAaaaaAAAaa audio fun
same applyerings to wiener peener! but for to ween hole not for to earer!

 

[Betelgeuse]

Pinch your tip? The fuck does that mean?

Are you asking if I actually pinch the head of my dick to stop the flow of urine? No, I just tighten up if I have to and stop the stream of piss.

 

[FatassDrip]

Pinch your tip? The fuck does that mean?

Are you asking if I actually pinch the head of my dick to stop the flow of urine? No, I just tighten up if I have to and stop the stream of piss.

Like when you go to get it out of your pants or put it back in, in a hurry and you end up pinching it, I've only done it a couple times but it's so un-enjoyable that it's a very vivid memory

 

[Betelgeuse]

Like when you go to get it out of your pants or put it back in, in a hurry and you end up pinching it, I've only done it a couple times but it's so un-enjoyable that it's a very vivid memory

You mean have I ever gotten my dick caught in my zipper? Yeah it hurt like hell. I'm circumcised so there's no barrier there.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Feels bad man.

 

[unyuns]

I'm circumcised

Unyuns sorry for your losing

 

[Betelgeuse]

Unyuns sorry for your losing

Don't be sorry. No smegma, sleek design. Win/win.

 

[unyuns]

weenie peenie needering sweater it gettering cold out side sometime

 

[Betelgeuse]

weenie peenie needering sweater it gettering cold out side sometime

That's why I wear briefs. Keeps the dick nice and snug, makes your package look good. Fruit of the loom makes packs of every color except white.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Fun facts about circumcision: the glans is supposed to be a mucus membrane that becomes keratinized. You no longer produce smegma but your skin gets thicker and less sensitive to both pain and pleasure but ejaculation is still the same so you just last longer.

 

[FatassDrip]

Fun facts about circumcision: the glans is supposed to be a mucus membrane that becomes keratinized. You no longer produce smegma but your skin gets thicker and less sensitive to both pain and pleasure but ejaculation is still the same so you just last longer.

Are you telling me I've got a horn dick? That sounds fucking awesome

 

[Crimson Fucker]

When a guy asks someone to blow their horn it turns out it's scientifically accurate.

 

[Betelgeuse]

Fun facts about circumcision: the glans is supposed to be a mucus membrane that becomes keratinized. You no longer produce smegma but your skin gets thicker and less sensitive to both pain and pleasure but ejaculation is still the same so you just last longer.

In other words I last longer in bed and I don't have cheese underneath my dick that smells like the back of an earring.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

The Jews get a free ring out of it because they get to keep the foreskin.

Also the reason they do it to babies is because it takes like a month of agony to dry out and be functional. Babies can barely form memories so won't remember it as vividly as an adult and don't use them anyway.

 

[Betelgeuse]

The Jews get a free ring out of it because they get to keep the foreskin.

Also the reason they do it to babies is because it takes like a month of agony to dry out and be functional. Babies can barely form memories so won't remember it as vividly as an adult and don't use them anyway.

Being circumcised RULES. Diamonds look better cut than uncut, baby

 

[FatassDrip]

The Jews get a free ring out of it because they get to keep the foreskin.

Also the reason they do it to babies is because it takes like a month of agony to dry out and be functional. Babies can barely form memories so won't remember it as vividly as an adult and don't use them anyway.

Mfw I don't get the free ring -

 

[Betelgeuse]

Mfw I don't get the free ring -

Cause you aren't a Christ killer

 

[FatassDrip]

Cause you aren't a Christ killer

Well still a prize would be nice, but this Cracker got jacked. Smdh