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Cool! A place to post my shitty Microsoft light bulb joke!
Q: How many Microsoft support technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Your request ID is 81729141. We've forwarded your computer specifications on to the QA team. Have a nice day!

Q: How many Microsoft QA testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What? We just confirmed that the light bulb doesn't light up, it's not our problem anymore. Go ask the engineers.

Q: How many Microsoft software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I'm getting errors just trying to compile this. Something about the Win32LightSwitchHandleFactory class? I dunno, I didn't write any of this shit. Go bug the API devs.

Q: How many Microsoft API developers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's not our issue, that's a hardware problem. You want to be talking to Hardware.

Q: How many Microsoft hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Do we even support light bulbs? I'm not seeing our stamp of certification on the product packaging. Go check with sales.

Q: How many Microsoft sales managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Introducing Darkness™, the new standard from Microsoft!

That aside, as a diehard Linux cuck, I still use Windows 10 (with WSL of course) a lot at work and it's very nifty.
 

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