I don't get it. This incessant need to make simple things like juicers and doorbells "smart" only causes inconvenience at best.
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Computer & Internet Related Why do Tech companies insist on internet connected "smart" devices?
- Thread starter Plateletpheresis
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It increases the need to replace said product and forces the owner to pay costly fees for hookup, repair and future services. It's also a modern aspect of planned obsolescence.
NerdShamer
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Because people are dumb enough to buy them, unfortunately.
Seriously, imagine being a consoomer over this.
Seriously, imagine being a consoomer over this.
oh the internet's out, guess I'm not juicing my fruit today ?
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"Why are you not wearing shoes today?"
"Sorry my shoes wifi chip is broken so I can't wear em"
Do they sell Internet connected dildos?
There's probably a market for it, and that scares me.
There's probably a market for it, and that scares me.
Because since the late 2000s smartshit became something that was trendy and easily profitable
Teledildonics has made incredible advances.
When are you posting a review?
janny cant afford it
I'm shilling my article.
Confirmed. SIGSEGV puts things in his butt.
you say that like its a surprise or something
Shut up. I said it's confirmation.
Your electric toothbrush does wonderful things.
