Why do people take their phone into the bathroom?

[Betelgeuse]

Fucking disgusting.

The smell when you're shitting is your feces particles in the air. You are playing on your phone, literally smearing shit, ass skin and bacteria on the screen of your phone.

Later on you'll use that same phone to make a call, putting it right up to your face.

Fucking nasty.

 

[polonium]

would rather drink the contents inside

Whatever stops me having to hear about how hard it is for you to poo without distractions.

 

[polonium]

Actually on that thought, do you think subscriptions to Reader's Digest took a hit when people started reading their social media when pinching one off instead? Just dentists' waiting rooms keeping them afloat?

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Read readers digest to help you digest and take a poop.