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What is the defining trait that makes a lolcow a lolcow?

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Them continuing to do dumb things.
Everyone acts dumb sometimes, but the difference between a normal person and a lolcow is that they do and say dumb stuff constantly.
They never learn or change, either through being a genuine idiot or some form of mental illness, and they never have any self awareness.
 

Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt

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There is a thread on Donald Trump as a career cow. They even label him as the "Chris Chan of Presidents". How is Donald Trump on the same level as CWC?
You may say: A lolcow is someone who can be milked for shits and giggles. However that definition also falls short. Take a look at the Twitter drama between India and Pakistan. It isn't a far stretch to assume they are trolling each other for shits and giggles.

"Lolcows can't be celebrities". I thought this was a cardinal principle. So why does Kayne West have a thread?
 

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Take a look at the Twitter drama between India and Pakistan. It isn't a far stretch to assume they are trolling each other for shits and giggles.
It's less trolling and more violent hatred. India and Pakistan have been at each other's throats for the past 74 years, vying for complete control over Kashmir. The online slapfights are absolutely hilarious to watch from a distance though, and are absolutely worthy of a subforum.
 

Larry Bundy Sr

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Pretty much anyone who continually does something repeatedly with a consistently negative outcome, to which you can say "Oh boy, there they go again ?". Its become a broad term that's been stretched to cover everything from very stupid delusional narcissists to pedophiliac predators.
 

Ether

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Do they produce funny content? That seems like that's pretty much all you need. Look at oP. Sperging out and getting banned. Multiple times. That's pretty funny. He's a lolcow.

That's literally the only standard you need, and it's not a complicated one. If you disagree you're overthinking it.
 
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