Cue the meltdown because he didn't touch the Bible. News outlets are already running with this like it's a huge (YUGE) deal.
The era of bowing to the church instead of the people is coming to an end.
Besides, he swore on the Bible last time and look where that got him
Also, unrelated but he's the luckiest guy alive. Not because he was the president twice, not because he's a billionaire, not even because he was in home alone 2 Lost in New York.
It's because he's 78 years old and he gets to lay on top of Melania any time he wants.
Fucking NICE.
The era of bowing to the church instead of the people is coming to an end.
Besides, he swore on the Bible last time and look where that got him
Also, unrelated but he's the luckiest guy alive. Not because he was the president twice, not because he's a billionaire, not even because he was in home alone 2 Lost in New York.
It's because he's 78 years old and he gets to lay on top of Melania any time he wants.
Fucking NICE.
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