Opinion/Blog Today I Am Grateful For...

[fakenews]

Today, I am grateful for introspection. It's been a journey of self-discovery that has allowed me to take a deep dive into my own thoughts, feelings, and desires. Honestly, this process has been a game-changer for me, helping me grow in ways I never thought possible, both as a person and in my career. Through introspection, I've gained a sense of purpose and direction that I never knew I was missing, and it's given me the courage and confidence to chase my dreams.

 

[kiwifails]

Today I'm grateful for my my S.O :)
Love you ≽^•⩊•^≼ ₊˚⊹♡ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

 

[Jack]

Today I'm grateful for my my S.O :)
Love you ≽^•⩊•^≼ ₊˚⊹♡ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

SO? Sex offender? What the fuck does SO mean?

Today I'm grateful that I'm no longer in the doghouse with a girl known to eat them.

 

[kiwifails]

SO? Sex offender? What the fuck does SO mean?

Today I'm grateful that I'm no longer in the doghouse with a girl known to eat them.

That's what she wants you to think

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Sauteed Onions

 

[Jack]

Sauteed Onions

Oh I just realized I think it stands for significant other.

Kiwi if I'm right, please don't normalize using fag terminology. I hate that terms like "significant other" and "partner" have entered the normal vernacular of civilization, those used to be weasel words that people who were still on the closet used to describe their boyfriends.

 

[kiwifails]

Oh I just realized I think it stands for significant other.

Kiwi if I'm right, please don't normalize using fag terminology. I hate that terms like "significant other" and "partner" have entered the normal vernacular of civilization, those used to be weasel words that people who were still on the closet used to describe their boyfriends.

How do you know I'm not big gay? Biggot. Here on Onion farms Retards and Queers are welcomed just like everybody else.

I'm grateful for the opportunity to express myself online

 

[Jack]

How do you know I'm not big gay? Biggot. Here on Onion farms Retards and Queers are welcomed just like everybody else.

I'm grateful for the opportunity to express myself online

Then be proud of it, faggot. Call him your BOYFRIEND like a normal fucking human being.

 

[kiwifails]

Then be proud of it, faggot. Call him your BOYFRIEND like a normal fucking human being.

Who said anything about a boyfriend now you is just assuming things.
I'm grateful for this nigga over here without him things would be boring

 

[Jack]

Who said anything about a boyfriend now you is just assuming things.
I'm grateful for this nigga over here without him things would be boring

I'm just imagining how my wife would react if I ever referred to her as my partner. She would probably briskly walk over to me and interrupt and go "we don't work in a fucking LAW FIRM together" and then look at the other person and say "I'm his WIFE"

 

[kiwifails]

I'm just imagining how my wife would react if I ever referred to her as my partner. She would probably briskly walk over to me and interrupt and go "we don't work in a fucking LAW FIRM together" and then look at the other person and say "I'm his WIFE"

Didn't lingling let you out of your cage this morning? While I'm grateful for this I wouldn't want her putting you back.

 

[Jack]

Didn't lingling let you out of your cage this morning? While I'm grateful for this I wouldn't want her putting you back.

She puts me in that Vietnamese bamboo prisoner cage from nam lol.

I like that you say her name two times in a row to make her sound more like a panda.

 

[kiwifails]

She puts me in that Vietnamese bamboo prisoner cage from nam lol.

I like that you say her name two times in a row to make her sound more like a panda.

What you've never seen drawn together?

I'm grateful for my family

 

[Jack]

What you've never seen drawn together?

I'm grateful for my family

No man I made up her fake name from a video game character lol.

It's funny to me that you know how American her name actually is. I don't think anyone else here does

 

[kiwifails]

No man I made up her fake name from a video game character lol.

It's funny to me that you know how American her name actually is. I don't think anyone else here does

I know that and you know that and I'm grateful for that. Which is why I ain't saying nothing's about anything.

 

[Jack]

I know that and you know that and I'm grateful for that. Which is why I ain't saying nothing's about anything.

I'll probably end up getting drunk one night and accidentally saying her name.

The alcohol in my system be like:

That clicking sound you hear at the end of the clip is me hitting the "post reply" button then going oh wait, SHIT.

 

[fakenews]

I'll probably end up getting drunk one night and accidentally saying her name.

The alcohol in my system be like:

That clicking sound you hear at the end of the clip is me hitting the "post reply" button then going oh wait, SHIT.

I'm grateful for @Aqua Teen Hathaway Force getting drunk and over sharing online

 

[kiwifails]

I'm grateful for @fakenews
Making this thread

 

[AshleyBloatedSwalloHole]

I'm grateful for @fakenews
Making this thread

I am grateful for the dead.

 

[kiwifails]

I am grateful for the dead.

And I'm grateful for been able to live another day