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Betelgeuse said:
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That's what the first 95% of my inbox messages look like. Go find somebody else to be your boyfriend you fucking try hard.

You were the onion farms equivalent of a pick me girl. So why don't you just sit there leave me alone shut the fuck up and go post on one of your 780,000 accounts.
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Gaylord is really pathetic.
 
KampungBoy said:
New cow thread for perusal. Creepy old bitch who thinks she's being gang stalked and speaks to ghosts. Films her neighborhood with sixteen different cameras and swears her cameras were hacked when she can't come up with evidence.

Debra / Earth Angel Debra / Shadow Banned - Skitzo Karen believes she’s gangstalked by contractors who hack the 16 cameras on her property.

“Spirits, ghosts they can plant ideas in you mind. They can give you visions.” -Earth Angel Debra Debra is an elderly lady from Missouri who thinks she is being stalked by local contractors Jonas and Sam whose last names I won’t include since they seem completely innocent as far as I can tell...
3d96-4c08.com
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I mean that just sounds like this lady is on meth to me.

Let me show you her magic wands she uses to speak to ghosts:

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Zephyr said:
I don't get what all this shitflinging is about. Is it really that hard to not kill each other over a forum? All this time wasted could've been spent helping each other out and making both this place and that place nicer than KF.
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He got very drunk and made a fool of himself. He literally thought a lolcow forum on a lolcow site was NOT going to have lolcow threads. He was seen shitting up a thread trying to argue the ethics of lolcow farming. He got butthurt when he realized the OP of the thread (@KampungBoy) had a broom, and went on a tirade about how people are ganging up on him or some such bullshit. I moved these off-topic posts to their own thread in a different forum. He got pissed off about that and sent me a DM that he wanted that thread deleted because he didn't want people debating him on the position he took in those posts. Now I probably would have fulfilled that request, but apparently I didn't get back to him quick enough, because a little while later he sent me another DM saying he was done and going back to OF.

Later he came back and tried to wipe his posts, but I restored them to their original content for all to see. They're still there.

Then he decided to leak knowledge of the site, then still a secret, to Socky, who could not resist the urge to post about it publicly. I was not ready to open it up to everybody just yet, but he (by leaking to Socky) vindictively forced my hand. Then he goes and makes 80 gorillion posts on here about how he hates me and my site, and how it's shitty and it's never going to take off, and how I "hate Ken" and want to screw him, and other such cope. He continues to leak bits and pieces of a DM chain that me made a TON of noise about not being able to leave, pointing the finger at multiple people for quoting and tagging him when in reality he was too stupid to figure out how to remove himself. He then makes a lot of noise about how he DID figure out how to leave the DM chain, only to leak the last few posts that came days AFTER he claimed to have left. He wants to get as much attention on himself as he can because he knows he's a nobody loser who fucked up big time while drunk, and he will forever be stuck in this loop of cope posting about how shitty me and the site supposedly are. It's the only position he can take at this point.

Now I'm not exactly sure how he thought it was going to be whatever the fuck he thought it would be, because nobody else in that DM chain felt this way. It's pretty much exactly what they expected it to be, ie. a kiwisplinter. I have noticed a distinct lack of reading comprehention on the part of Anne Hathaway Fan, and combined with the exreme alcoholism would explain a lot of this bullshit and misunderstanding. On the other hand, those of us who joined are pretty happy with it. We've already gone through a few community-driven changes and we're currently working on name and branding.

What makes my site different is that it is run by someone who is somewhat well-liked, with technical knowledge who is also willing to listen to users, who doesn't go and make stupid changes that nobody wanted. This is substantially different to Josh and Ken. I'm not a narcissistic heifer with a fantasy deathwish for trannies (Josh), nor do I carry the stigma of being a fairly well documented lolcow who is unfairly hated by many for basically no reason, who is hellbent on pivoting away from lolcows and towards celebrity gossip and Nigeria (Ken). The site is performant, runs the latest version of XenForo with forward thinking built into the server configuration, everything works, and nobody who's worth a damn is complaining about it. We're already 10x the size of Skibidi Farms in 3 weeks, and kiwis largely don't know about it yet, so I expect the numbers to get better as the word gets around.

Oh and, one more thing. At one point early on he was trying to get me to have female jannies only because he thinks male broom pushers are incapable of responsibly handling the power of the broom, and that females are somehow immune to this. So I'm not sure about this "no girls allowed tree fort" bit.

I do hope this helps.
 
Gargamel said:
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I expect dishonesty from you at this point it's okay dude. And I'm not still looking at your DM chains and stuff like that I left a long time ago, it's just that multiple people keep sending me screenshots because they also think it's funny that your message board is failing. That's not my fault they come to me for a laugh.

But you have your version of it and I have my version of it and I guess the truth lies somewhere in the middle. Agree to disagree but at the end of the day the people you have sex with still have to take prep so they don't get AIDS 😂
 
Gargamel said:
He got very drunk and made a fool of himself. He literally thought a lolcow forum on a lolcow site was NOT going to have lolcow threads. He was seen shitting up a thread trying to argue the ethics of lolcow farming. He got butthurt when he realized the OP of the thread (@KampungBoy) had a broom, and went on a tirade about how people are ganging up on him or some such bullshit. I moved these off-topic posts to their own thread in a different forum. He got pissed off about that and sent me a DM that he wanted that thread deleted because he didn't want people debating him on the position he took in those posts. Now I probably would have fulfilled that request, but apparently I didn't get back to him quick enough, because a little while later he sent me another DM saying he was done and going back to OF.

Later he came back and tried to wipe his posts, but I restored them to their original content for all to see. They're still there.

Then he decided to leak knowledge of the site, then still a secret, to Socky, who could not resist the urge to post about it publicly. I was not ready to open it up to everybody just yet, but he (by leaking to Socky) vindictively forced my hand. Then he goes and makes 80 gorillion posts on here about how he hates me and my site, and how it's shitty and it's never going to take off, and how I "hate Ken" and want to screw him, and other such cope. He continues to leak bits and pieces of a DM chain that me made a TON of noise about not being able to leave, pointing the finger at multiple people for quoting and tagging him when in reality he was too stupid to figure out how to remove himself. He then makes a lot of noise about how he DID figure out how to leave the DM chain, only to leak the last few posts that came days AFTER he claimed to have left. He wants to get as much attention on himself as he can because he knows he's a nobody loser who fucked up big time while drunk, and he will forever be stuck in this loop of cope posting about how shitty me and the site supposedly are. It's the only position he can take at this point.

Now I'm not exactly sure how he thought it was going to be whatever the fuck he thought it would be, because nobody else in that DM chain felt this way. It's pretty much exactly what they expected it to be, ie. a kiwisplinter. I have noticed a distinct lack of reading comprehention on the part of Anne Hathaway Fan, and combined with the exreme alcoholism would explain a lot of this bullshit and misunderstanding. On the other hand, those of us who joined are pretty happy with it. We've already gone through a few community-driven changes and we're currently working on name and branding.

What makes my site different is that it is run by someone who is somewhat well-liked, with technical knowledge who is also willing to listen to users, who doesn't go and make stupid changes that nobody wanted. This is substantially different to Josh and Ken. I'm not a narcissistic heifer with a fantasy deathwish for trannies (Josh), nor do I carry the stigma of being a fairly well documented lolcow who is unfairly hated by many for basically no reason, who is hellbent on pivoting away from lolcows and towards celebrity gossip and Nigeria (Ken). The site is performant, runs the latest version of XenForo with forward thinking built into the server configuration, everything works, and nobody who's worth a damn is complaining about it. We're already 10x the size of Skibidi Farms in 3 weeks, and kiwis largely don't know about it yet, so I expect the numbers to get better as the word gets around.

Oh and, one more thing. At one point early on he was trying to get me to have female jannies only because he thinks male broom pushers are incapable of responsibly handling the power of the broom, and that females are somehow immune to this. So I'm not sure about this "no girls allowed tree fort" bit.

I do hope this helps.
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get a job, bum
 
TheNotRealAsh said:
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Barley three weeks.
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That's an eternity in internet years.

And I still stand by what I said. There is a fucking CORNUCOPIA of sites that focus on being the Chicago Tribune of making fun of dummies online. It's redundant and boring. I can fire off seven different websites right now whose bread and butter are long, complicated ass articles about people no one gives a shit about. It's lame and it's diet encyclopedia dramatica without the wit or the edge and Lady Gar Gar was hyping his little website up like it was going to be something different and I got excited for it.

That coupled with the fact of "Oh shit, there are like seven people here and I'm arguing with the guy he made a moderator, there's no way this dude's not going to fuck with me now" had me bail out.
 
KampungBoy said:
New cow thread for perusal. Creepy old bitch who thinks she's being gang stalked and speaks to ghosts. Films her neighborhood with sixteen different cameras and swears her cameras were hacked when she can't come up with evidence.

Debra / Earth Angel Debra / Shadow Banned - Skitzo Karen believes she’s gangstalked by contractors who hack the 16 cameras on her property.

“Spirits, ghosts they can plant ideas in you mind. They can give you visions.” -Earth Angel Debra Debra is an elderly lady from Missouri who thinks she is being stalked by local contractors Jonas and Sam whose last names I won’t include since they seem completely innocent as far as I can tell...
3d96-4c08.com
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Not a lolcow, just some shit you zoomered across on TikTok
 
Betelgeuse said:
That's an eternity in internet years.
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If you're a gold fish, sure.
Betelgeuse said:
That coupled with the fact of "Oh shit, there are like seven people here and I'm arguing with the guy he made a moderator, there's no way this dude's not going to fuck with me now" had me bail out.
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Considering you got drunk one time and cried that you didn't get a badge when you bought an Onionfarms T-Shirt. I'm more inclined to believe @Gargamel than you.
 
I would like to say, if Gargamel decided to (((shut it down))), then that's weak as fuck. My intention was only to stir up drama and get Kengle's goat, not prevent a separate outlet for our collective autism.
@Gargamel
I did 100% mean having a 45+ list of rules was lame as fuck, but you should stick it out.
1. Don't violate US law
2. Pedos get the gat
Literally the only two rules you need for a forum to work. CrunkLord (Gamersocks be upon xim) proved you can have a bunch of Kiwiggers in the same room and shit mostly solves itself. If you literally can't get over wanting to be mama hen, then yeah, leave the site down. But there's a path forward
 
TheNotRealAsh said:
If you're a gold fish, sure.

Considering you got drunk one time and cried that you didn't get a badge when you bought an Onionfarms T-Shirt. I'm more inclined to believe @Gargamel than you.
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I wasn't drunk when I wanted a badge, I just felt like pestering mods for more badges.

And you can believe whatever you want. I'm not the one who took my site down and aimed all my misplaced ire and feelings of failure at some random alcoholic bug fucker.
 
@Gargamel
Dude, come on
There's a fucking path forward with this shit. But you have to remove 95% of your input and just let shit happen. Do the opposite of what Josh has done. Idk, maybe come back quietly as someone not automatically poisoned (gay/jew/furry) and start it again? It was a bad joke to center it around you. Seriously, follow CrunkLord's lead.
 
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