Soyjak Community Soysphere General Thread

[brapper90001]

TYRONE I'M TELLING YOU, I LISTENED TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AT 300 DB AND I HEARD SISSY HYPNOTIC WAVES COMING FROM IT THAT TOLD ME HOW TO KILL ALL WH*TE PEOPLE AND KICKSTART THE NEW COMMUNIST REVOLUTION THAT WILL EMPOWER ALL JEWS WHO WILL KEEP HOT WH*TE WOMEN ALIVE TO BREED WITH BLACK BULLS AND WH*TE KEKS LIKE ME TO WATCH WHILE LOVELESS WITHOUT "Touched" IS PLAYING! IT WAS SO HECKING EPIC AWESOMESAUCE, TYRONE!
WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN I COULDN'T HAVE LISTENED TO IT PAST 120 DB WITHOUT GETTING MY EARS DAMAGED? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HEARING RANGE FOR THE HUMAN EARS IS, TYRONE? YOU'RE JUST A DUMB douche bag WHO NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE. NOW GET BACK TO FUCKING MY WIFE BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE ON ALL THAT FENTANYL YOU'VE BEEN SMUGGLING YOU FUCKING COON

 

[brapper90001]

UM ACKSHUALLY US HUMANS AREN'T THE SMARTEST SPECIES ON EARTH, DON'T YOU KNOW CROWS ARE LIKE REALLY SMART? AND OCTOPUSES ARE LIKE SO MUCH SMARTER THAN US IT'S JUST THAT THEY LIVE UNDERWATER AND DON'T INTERACT WITH US. DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA'S WHITE NOISE AT 200 DB WHICH HAS SISSY HYPNOTIC WAVES THAT TELL YOU HOW EVIL AND HORRIBLE WH*TE PEOPLE ARE? WE HUMANS ARE JUST TRASH SPECIES AND LIKE I REALLY HATE OURSELVES SINCE I'M A REDDITOR AND THEREFORE A GIANT MISANTHROPE, I REALLY DESPISE WH*TE PEOPLE IN PARTICULAR, I HATE THEM THE MOST BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE MOST POWER AND NOT THE KIKES SINCE THEY AND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA TOLD ME SO.

 

[brapper90001]

*pauses Jefre Cantu-Ledesma*
IS THAT A FORESKIN I SMELL??????
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

 

[brapper90001]

OH MY SCIENCE, NEW JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUM JUST DROPPED!!!! THIS SHIT IS FIRE YO!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE, UGH, I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE I NEEDED TO PIRATE IT INSTEAD OF BUYING IT LIKE ANY GOOD CORPORATE CONSOOMING KEK WOULD, BUT EVER SINCE I VOTED FOR THAT EXTREME LEFTIST MAYOR, THE WAGES FOR ALL WH*TES WAS CUT BY 75%, SO I BARELY HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT TO PAY TYRONE TO FUCK MY WIFE. AT LEAST I OWNED THE CHUDS WITH THAT ONE, THOUGH.