Soyjak Community Soysphere General Thread

[brapper90001]

TYRONE, OF COURSE THE FUCKING REVOLUTION WILL WORK. GOD, YOU DUMBASS, THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO GO INTO UNIVERSITY AND TAKE PROFFESSOR Goldberg's CLASSES AND LISTEN TO MORE OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA'S MUSIC. EVERYONE WOULD BE ABLE TO WORK AND FULFILL ANY NECESSARY ROLE AND ALL THE UNECESSARY ROLES WILL JUST DISAPPEAR. THIS WOULD SOLVE EVERYCRISIS BECAUSE ALL THOSE FAKE JOBS WOULD GO AWAY. UGH, I CANT BELIEVE YOU THINK THIS. YES TYRONE, OF COURSE SOMEONE WOULD VOLUNTARILY CLEAN THE DRAINS AND WORK THE MINES. ME? WELL, OF COURSE, I'D WORK DESIGNING THE PARTY'S UNIFORMS AND MAKING DRONE MUSIC. DUH.

 

[brapper90001]

Jefre Cantu-Ledesma is an acquired taste reserved for individuals with taste and is worth more than all 5k pages of this schlock

 

[brapper90001]

Spadeson led the tall dark handsome stranger into his house, and threw on a record: "Jefre-Cantu Ledesma Select Works". But as he eagerly opened the man's pants, he was not met with a massive BIBICI, but a tiny indian pecker.

 

[brapper90001]

When paired with Jefre Cantu-Ledesma’s selected works, the textual mosaics of David Foster Wallace make for a most high brow and patrician evening, after ones duties of prepping the bvll have been completed for the night.
Funny to imagine… isn’t it, the contrast…
Upstairs in the bedroom, the wife being deeply satisfied in such a barbaric such an animalistic way by the bvll’s big retarded savage douche bag penis.
…and meanwhile, one sits in solitude, in his epic man shed. Engorging his intellectual proclivities with only the most superlative of prose.
The contrast between these two scenes, in and of itself, is tantalizing to imagine.

 

[brapper90001]

>neurodivergent noise cancelling headphones: on.
>INFINITE JEST audiobook: rolling.
>Jefre Cantu-Ledesma: playing.
>bull: prepped.
>the wife: satisfied.
>epic mancave: sealed.
>antidepressents: taken.

I say, time for a most patricianly keking evening of highest epic patricianness.

 

[brapper90001]

OH MY JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS THAT ONGZELLIG???? YASSSS THIS IS ME AND MY TRANS GFS FAVORITE PART OF SHARTY CULTURE!!