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When you shoot your bull in the back of his head exactly at the same time as Jefre Cantu Ledesma's song of remembrace 17 pops off and the bullet travels at the right angle killing your wife who he was fucking in time with your orgasm
 

OH MY JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA, WHY ARE THOSE SMELLY CRACKHEADS OUTSIDE WHEN YOU COULD JUST LET THEM INSIDE AN EMPTY BUILDING?! WHY TYRONE, WHY, CAN YOU ANSWER THAZ INSTEAD OF FUCKING MY BOYWIFE ALL THE TIME YOU STUPID douche bag?!
 

TYRONE, THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE YOU'RE IMPREGNATING WITH YOUR POZZ LOADS, AND THAT'S NOT MY BEAUTIFUL JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA COLLECTION PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE YOU'RE DOING THAT! UH-OH, YOU ARE ONE RETARDED douche bag, TYRONE!
 

OH MY SCIENCE THE LATEST ZELDA IS SO HECKIN AWESOME I CANT WAIT TO BUY IT 3 TIMES THANK FAUCI I SAVED UP MONEY SO I CAN BUY IT ON DAY ONE AFTER PAYING FOR MY VASECTOMY IM GONNA SWING AND SWOOSH ALL DAY AND LET THE WIFE AND HER BULL KEEP THE HOUSE ALL WEEK WHILE I PLAY THE LATEST ZELDA ON MY SHED WHILE SINGING THE LATEST CANTU-LEDESMA
 

TYRONE, HOW COULD YOU FUCK MY WIFE TO SOMETHING ELSE OTHER THAN JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA??!?!
WE AGREED THAT HE WOUDL BE OUR SIGNAL ARTIST FOR WHEN I CAME HOME I WOULD KNOW TO COME IN PREPARED TYRONE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST HAVING SOME DRINKS WAITING FOR ME TO COME PREP YOU AND INSTEAD I SEE YOU FUCKING HER TYRONE.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE PROBLEM TYRONE? BECAUSE YOU DIDNT HAVE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ON I DIDN'T COME WEARING MY CHASTITY CAGE AND CAME TOO QUICKLY TYRONE
THIS IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEEKENDS TYRONE AND NOW YOU'VE RUINED IT!
TYRONE, YOU FUCKING douche bag!
 

AH, "An age of Wonder" BY je suis le petit chevalier IS SURE A NICE CHANGE OF PACE. THE SOOTHING MUSIC AND THE SOFT SINGING THAT SOON BECOMES INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM THE MUSIC'S BACK-DRONING IS THE LITERAL DEFINITION OF A SLOW-BURN MELODY. IT REMINDS ME OF THE SOUND OF LISTENING TO WHITE WOMEN DYING AT THE HANDS OF BLACK BULLS. THIS WOULD BE PERFECT ALMOST IF THERE WEREN'T A SUPERIOR ALTERNATIVE TO LISTEN TO THE SOUNDS OF WHITE WOMEN GETTING MURDERED: JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA!
 

*Listens to Jefre Cantu-Ledesma once*
GUESS IM GONNA HAVE TO START LETTING TYRONE FUCK MY WIFE FROM NOW ON
 
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OH MY DIVERSITY I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT ME AN PRIVILEGED EVIL WH*TE M*LE HAS BEEN GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE URETHRALLY VORED BY MY BBC BLACK BULL MASTER WHILE MY INCEL NAZI CHUD WHORE OF A WIFE IS AWAY BUYING ME THE LATEST JEFRE CD THAT JUST CAME OUT
THIS IS EVERYTHING, I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW AMAZING IT WILL BE TO CLIMB UP TYRONES DINGUS AND GET TO WORSHIP TYRONES BBC FROM THE INSIDE?
OMG THIS IS JUST LIKE LOVE IS A STREAM
HEY TYRONE IS THIS AN ANCIENT YASHMALIAN RITUAL FROM THE BILLION YEAR OLD BLACK SPACEFARING CIVILIZATION WHICH WAS DESTROYED BY A RACE OF WHITE CLONES CREATED BY THE SCIENTIST MAGICIAN YAKUB?
I NEED TO RESPECT TYRONES CULTURE!!
I HOPE THAT WHEN ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE KILLED THAT THE MOST DESERVING OF US BIPOC ALLIES GET TO EXPERIENCE URETHRAL VORING!
OH MY SCIENCE TYRONE IT FEELS SO GOOD INSIDE YOUR URETHRA WHILE YOU ARE FUCKING MY INCEL WHORE CHUD WIFE BUT IT'S BETTER HAVING THIS DINGUS TO MYSELF!
NOW TO LISTEN TO JEFFE CANTU-LEDESMA/DAVID BYRNE'S S/T ON THE IPOD NANO I TOOK WITH ME
W-WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS mbv - touched AAAARRRGGGHHHHH TYRONE YOU FUCKING douche bag GET ME THE FRICK OUT HERE RIGHT NOW
WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? STOP DRINKING THAT MONSTER ENERGY ULTRA WHITE YOU FUCKING BABOON douche bag YOU'LL HAVE KIDNEY STONES
AAAGGHH AGHHHH FUUUCK HERE THEY COME AAAGGHHHH RIGHT IN MY EYE NOOOOO WHY ARE YOU HURTING YOURSELF JUST TO HURT ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT AAAAGHDHHDHDDJDHHFEINBBC
 

GODDAMNIT, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TЫPOHE?????? THIS IS THE LAST TIME, THE LAST FUCKING TIME I SAY IT BEFORE I SHOOT YOU YOU DUMB FUCKING douche bag
I BROUGHT YOU INTO NY HOUSE TO FUCK MY SLAVIC WHORE OF A WIFE TO BE LE BASED TRAD TЫPOHE, BUT TO MASTURBATE TO THAT USELESS PIECE OF SCRAP WHILE LISTENING TO "Loveless" BY MBV
OH MY SOIANCE, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET IT UP TЫPOHE, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ERECTION IF I CANT WATCH A GIGANTIC BULL douche bag FILL MY SLAVIC WHORE WIFES DISGUSTING VAGINA WITH SEMEN WHILE I WATCH FROM THE KEK CORNER AND WATCH LE BASED LOLIRINOS????
YOU ARE LITERALLY FIGHTING AGAINST THE TRAD COLLECTIVE BY MASTURBATING TO ЙEHHЫ AND WASTING YOUR SEED ON THAT USELESS PIECE OF SCRAP YOU STUPID GODDAMN douche bag. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT FOR IT TO GET THROUGH YOUR FUCKING MONGOLOID SKULL
SHES FUCKING BLUE, TЫPКHE, AND NOT AT ALL A LE BASED LOLIRINO, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MY GUY??????
IF I CATCH YOU MASTURBATING TO ЙEHHЫ AND LISTENING TO "Loveless" BY MBV INSTEAD OF SAVING YOUR SEED TO FILL MY SLAVIC WHORE WIFE WHILE LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA SO I CAN FINALLY HAVE AN ERECTION SO I CAN MASTURBATE TO LE BASED LOLIRINO FROM THE KEK CORNER ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME I SWEAR TO EINSTEIN I AM GOING TO HANG YOU FROM THE FUCKING douche bag HANGING TREE
YOU GOT IT?????
 

I-i'm s-sorry Tyrone but my wife brad, i mean briana has gone to PMF (pitchfork music festival) with her g-girlfriends......s-shes backing David Byr-
SHUT THA FUCK UP COLONIZER! OH NO WHITEY CUNT I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS BUT YOU'VE FORCED ME
please Tyrone, not that I'll do anything but that.....
SHUT UP WHITEY BITCH, I 'ERD WHITE BOIS ARE GOOD AT GIVING HANDS FREE ORGASMS?
*TYRONE pulls down his trousers and points his shit encrusted anus at leftypol*
GET IN COLONIZER....OR AM I TO CALL THE NAACP ON YOU?
Um, oh my diversity....w-wow tyrone you're a-anus is pretty dirty, you know it uhh it kinda stinks...
This i-isn't like hecking shoegaze.....
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHITEY MY ASS IS FINE NOW CLIMB INTO IT BEFORE I BREAK YO GROUPER FUNK POP AGAIN
Gee tyrone I don't know a-about this
YOU A PUSSY LITTLE NIGGA JUST LIKE YO "WIFE" EXCEPT HIS LIKES IT WHEN I FUCK HIS LITTLE FAGGOT BUSSY, YOU BOUTTA GET BLACKED RAW SON IF YOU DON'T CLIMB INSIDE
Tyrone I don't know about this "anal vore" stuff I- I want out, contrapoints ans vaush told me to respect black bodies!
and if I do-do it aand climb up your.........r-rose....I'll be a nazi chud incel who pollutes black bodies!
YOU DON'T GET OUT NIGGA YOU GONNA BE UP MY ASS AND YOU'LL ENJOY IT
o-okay p-ppraise yakub!, b-but can at least take my jefre cantu ledesma CD with me before-
WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
OH NO......NOT AGAIN!!!!
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE JEFRE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TYRONE DON'T DO THIS TO ME YOU ALREADY FUCK MY WIFE TOO HARD NOOOO FUCK YOU NIGGERNGIGERNIGNRENRENREERNENRENENE
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BRRRRRRRSSLALSLSLSLSLSSLSLSHHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHS
*braps out leftypol's hollowed out bones*
 

OP here again. While posting this, a realization came to me. All of these homoerotic ramblings exist only in my head, and there is only one grotesque truth in my life: I'm constantly thinking about black dicks. They invade my every waking thought, and fill all of my dreams. This is a piercing moment of clarity that has rocked me to my very foundation... but I fear that my overwhelming craving for black dicks will win and take over my mind again, shutting out this epiphany about my deranged, pathological obsession with them, and once again shroud my life in the dark shadow of dick.
Please, I beg you, if this happens and I end up posting my deepest desires here again, reply only with reminders about my affliction and help me to realize the shambles these black dicks have made of my psyche again. Please help me. Or I fear I will be doomed to succumb to the darkness of these black dicks inside of me, and be truly lost forever...
 

OH TYRONE I'M BACK FROM REDDIT AND WWW.4CHANNEL.ORG/INT/ WHERE I WAS JUST DISCUSSING VAUSH AND DISCO ELYSIUM WITH FELLOW BBC TRANS COMRADES LIKE ME, WOW I'M PARCHED. IS THAT A NICE JUICY BBC FOR ME? YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE, WAIT A SECOND PAL WHY DO YOU HAVE THESE WH*TE SPOTS ON YOUR BBC, HMMM WAIT WAIT WHAT WHAT TYRONE IM PEELING YOUR DICK OFF AND THERE'S A WHITE DICK HERE? WAIT HOLD ON TYRONE...YOU'RE...YOU'RE A WHITE MAN WEARING A douche bag BODYSUIT?
NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKK NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK FAAAAASSSSSCCCCIIISSSTTT MY BLACK BABY YOU FUCKING NIGGERFUCK JEW IT'S A WHITE BABY COVERED IN BROWN PAINT??? MY WIFE HAS BEEN RAPED BY A FUCKING WHITE MAN THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING MY WIFE GOT FUCKED. BY. A. FRICKIN. NAZI. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? THIS EXPLAINS WHY YOU COULDNT STOP PLAYING mbv - touched WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE YOU DOUBLE FUCKING TRANNY FAGGOT I KNEW I COULD NEVER TRUST YOU. I CAN'T EVEN REFUND MY WIFE RAPING SERVICES AT MY LOCAL ANTI DEFAMATION LEAGUE GIFT SHOP BECAUSE YOU'RE WHITE YOU SICK FUCK
THERES ONLY ONE WAY TO FIX THIS, IT'S TIME TO BLAST JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA FROM EVERY SPEAKER TO CONVERT EVERYONE WITHIN 50 MILES INTO THE SUPERIOR AFRICAN BLACK ARYAN RACE. IF I CANT HAVE BLACK CHILDREN ILL TURN THE WHOLE WORLD INTO NIGGERS
 
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IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA
 
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OK TYRONE I JUST GOT DONE CREATING MY TIME MACHINE WHICH USES DEAD WH*TE PEOPLE AND INFANT FORESKINS AS FUEL, COURTESY OF MY COLLEGE TEACHER PROF GOLDSTEIN. WITH IT I'LL BE ABLE TO GO BACK INTO THE PAST AND KILL 90% OF ALL EUROPEANS BEFORE THEY GET TO TRAVEL TO OTHER CONTINENTS (THE ONLY REASON I WON'T KILL THEM ALL IS BECAUSE WE STILL NEED WH*TE FOR BLACK BULLS TO FUCK). I'LL BE OFF NOW, BE SURE TO FUCK MY WIFE AND IMPREGNATE HER WHILE I'M GONE
*later*
ALRIGHT NOW THAT I'VE KILLED ALMOST EVERY LIVING WH*TE PERSON ITS TIME FOR ME TO GO BACK HOME. OH MY SCIENCE, I'M JUST IMAGINING THE WAKANDA THAT IS THE PRESENT WORLD!!! BLACK BULLS LITERALLY EVERYWHERE AND THE WH*TES ARE KEPT ALIVE ONLY FOR KEKOLDRY AND FOR CREATING MORE WH*TE WOMEN FOR BLACKS TO FUCK, WITH 95% OF ALL WH*TE BABY BOYS BEING KILLED OFF. THAT'S SO HECKING FUCKING EPIC!!!!! I THINK I'LL GET MY WIFE AND HAVE HER GET RAPED BY 10 BLACK BULLS AT THE SAME TIME WHILE THE LEGENDARY JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS PLAYING TO CELEBRATE THIS, IT'LL BE SO-
WAIT A MINUTE.... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!? WHY ARE THERE STILL SO MANY WH*TE PEOPLE IN THE PRESENT!?!?
YOU MEAN THE MEDIA IS NOW HEAVILY PANDERING TO THE WH*TES BECAUSE THEY'RE A MINORITY..... AND NOW "WH*TE BULLS" ARE A THING!?!?!?!?!?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE FUCKING HAPPENING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO TYRONE NOOOOOOOO STOP WATCHING THAT WH*TE NAZI FUCK YOUR BLACK WIFE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING douche bag HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 

YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW WHY I HATE BOBBY "BORIS" PICKETT'S HIT 1962 CLASSIC M*NSTER M*SH SO MUCH, TYRONE?
UGH, FINE! I'LL TELL YOU!
THIS SONG IS FOR DRUMPF SUPPORTING BIGOTS. IN THE FIRST FUCKING LINE, IT'S IMPLIED THAT THE PROTAGONIST IS A SCIENTIST- A FIELD DOMINATED BY WH*TE CIS MALES. THE ENTIRE SONG IS ABOUT "MONSTERS". DO YOU KNOW WHAT RACIST NAZI CHUDS THINK IS MONSTROUS? THAT'S RIGHT: NIG- I MEAN MARGINALIZED POC'S! DON'T YOU GET IT TYRONE? THIS SONG WAS WRITTEN BY A WH*TE MAN!
UGH, I NEED REAL MUSIC TO CALM DOWN... OH I KNOW! MARIAH CAREY'S "ALL I WANT FOR GOYSMAS" WILL GET ME IN THE CONSUMERIST SPIRIT TO BUY BLACK DILDOS FOR MY NIECE!
OR EVEN BETTER:
JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA!!!
 

OKAY TYRONE ITS THAT TIME OF THE WEEK AGAIN, GET THE KEY FOR MY KEK CAGE SO I CAN PLEASURE MYSELF WHILE YOU FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE AS I LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA. WAIT A SECOND....
TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK, WAS THAT YOUR SISTER DATING A W... A W-W.... A WH*TE MAN?
TYRONE YOU KNOW THAT LETTING WH*TE MEN BREED WITH WOMEN OF COLOR IS THE WORST SIN BLACK PEOPLE CAN DO, DO YOU WANT TO BE COLONIZED TYRONE? YOU WANT THEM TO CREATE SLAVES OUT OF YOUR BLOOD FOR THE NEXT CENTURY ALL OVER AGAIN TYRONE????
OH MY SCIENCE, THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT TIME WHEN I BOUGHT THAT LOVELESS ALBUM AND I LISTENED TO "Touched" WHICH COMPLETELY RUINED THAT EPIC PIECE OF AWESOME SAUCENESS!!
YOU CANT ALLOW THIS SHIT TYRONE, ONLY BLACK BULLS ARE ALLOWED TO MIX BREED WITH WHITE NAZI WOMEN WHILE THEIR HUSBANDS WATCH JUST LIKE THE SOVIETS WHO WERE ATTACKING THE NAZI VILLAGES IN WW2
TYRONE YOU HAVE TO KILL YOUR douche bag OF A SISTER RIGHT NOW BEFORE SHE GETS IMPREGNATED BY THAT NAZI, YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE YOU FUCKING douche bag, KILL HER RIGHT NOW. YOU MUST DO IT TO SAVE YOUR RACE.
BE A HERO, TYRONE, BE A HERO!
 
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