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Fourscore and seven years ago...
UMM... TYRONE??!!!?!??!?!?!? WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO SPIRITUALIZED - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE ARE FLOATING IN SPACE????!!!!!!?!?!!?! THAT ALBUM HAS ONLY 1 FUCKING GOOD SONG YOU FUCKING DUMB douche bag!!!!!!!!! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BUILT THIS FERTILIZER TRUCK BOMB TO KILL ALL THOSE FUCKING WHITES RUINING AMERICA!!!! I GAVE YOU ONE JOB, BUILD THIS DEVICE AND FUCK MY WIFE UNTIL IT IS FINISHED AND IN THE END WE WATCH IT BLOW WHILE JEFRE-CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS IN OUR GETAWAY VEHICLE. WE HAD IT SO GOOD, THOSE WIVES OF THE DEAD WHITE PEOPLE WILL NOW BE SINGLE TO HAVE THOUSANDS OF BLACK BULLS TO PRODUCE MIXED BABIES WITH THEM, IT WAS GOING TO BE SO GOOD AND YET I CONTINUE TO HEAR YOU PLAYING 'COP SHOOT COP...' WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE, AND FURTHERMORE, THE COPS ARE OUTSIDE MY FUCKING DOOR. WE HAD A FUCKING DEAL TYRONE!!!!!! THOSE DISGUSTING WHITE PEOPLE RUINING OUR SOCIETY AND STOPPING THOSE BLACK BULLS FROM HAVING BEAUTIFUL MIXED BABIES WITH ALL THE WHITE WOMEN HAD TO PAY!!!!!!!! WE HAD A FUCKING PLAN!!!!!!!
 

My LSD blots finally came! Now it's time to put on my headphones, listen to the Metroid Dread OST and watch BBC sissy cuckold white genocide hypno while destroying my pathetic white brain with 800mg of acid! Nnghh, just thinking about the white race being ended like this...it's enough to make my clitty drip!!! Now let's start.
Omg this is EVERYTHING! It's starting! My weak white brain will finally succumb to- What the fuck. No...Not now....MY SUBCONSCIOUSNESS IS SHOWING ME CHILDHOOD MEMORIES AND I'M STARTING TO REGRET THIS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M RELIEVING PLAYGROUND MEMORIES AND MY MOM IS HUGGING ME OH MY GOODDD D NOT LIKE THIS I NEED TO TURN ON MY FAVORITE BLACKED PORN VIDEO TO DROWN OUT MY THOUGHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH MOMMMY I MISS YOU I'M SO SORRY MOMMMYY I WANT TO GO BACK AGAGAGAGAGAGHAHAGAGAGAHAHAHHAHAHAHAGAHAGHAHAHAHAHAHA -ACK
 

watching documentary in class
it keeps talking about "the bbc"
think about jefre canti-ledesma copypastas and spadeson gifs
start giggling uncontrollably to myself
people notice
 

Me and my bull are going! Don't be a stranger because our polycule is open to everyone except spec. I can't wait to get my colon blown out by 10 guys while watching the new Tamers episode in the Lake Buena Vista Hotel accompanied by the sweet sounds of Jefre Cantu-Ledesma.
 

Ok so yeah blacks are criminals, but let's address the real issue here. I tried watching porn with a wh*te man in it and putting aside the obvious racial power fantasy I don't know how people class that as straight sex. It looked like two lesbians rubbing their clits together. So yes even if blacks are violent criminals and functionally animals we need to keep some otherwise women will never orgasm again, I tried getting into the mood for the porn racists like, I put on Jefre Cantu Ledesma and everything. This is anti-feminist to not consider the female orgasm, not having black men is porn is basically Islam or something.
 

DUDE i freaking LOVE Nickel, Sulfur, Arsenic, Cesium, Iron alloys, and Lead being deposited into my lung tissue
no it isn’t unhealthy, the soyence has not published any peer-reviewed studies about vaping being linked to cancer or Jefre Cantu Ledesma!
wtf? no, i hate cigarettes, enjoy your lung cancer, chud!
 
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The white boys unleashed their own secret defense system
its soyper effective!
blast jefre cantu ledesma's mega hits all across the country to celebrate the victory
 

TYRONE?? TYRONE THIS PRANK ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE, WHERE ARE YOU?? I'M GETTING THE CREEPS
...
OKAY I GET IT, IT WAS FUNNY TO ABANDON ME IN THIS EMPTY IKEA, YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT, COME OUT NOW SO WE CAN GO BACK TO MY WIFE'S HOUSE WHERE I'LL FILM YOU WHILE BREED HER WITH YOUR GIANT douche bag COCK WHILE I PLAY DISCO ELYSIUM. ENOUGH TYRONE, WHERE ARE YOU?? WHERE IS EVERYONE???
OH MY VAUSH WHAT IS HAPPENING?? MY KEKPHONE 12 SAYS NO SIGNAL?? ALSO I WAS SURE THE EXIT WAS RIGHT HERE BUT NOW ALL I SEE IS A NEVER ENDING SERIES OF FURNITURE ITEMS THAT STRETCHES ALL THE WAY TO THE VISIBLE HORIZON?? WHAT LE FUCK?? WHERE AM I?? OH MY SCIENCE THIS IS JUST LIKE THE BACKROOMS!! IS THAT JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA PLAYING ON THE LOUDSPEAKERS??
*the lights suddenly go out*
T-TYRONE IS THAT YOU?? THAT'S NOT FUNNY, FUCKING STOP THAT YOU douche bag. FROM NOW ON I'M GETTING YOUR FRIEND FELONIUS TO FUCK MY WIFE, YOU'RE FIRED YOU FUCKING COON
HOLY MOLY SOMETHING JUST TOUCHED MY ARM-AAAGH WHAT THE FUCK WAS TH-WAIT NOOOO YOU'RE NOT TYRONE AAAAAAAAGH MY HAND WHAT IS THIS SAVE ME TYRONE-AAAAA IT'S KILLING ME AAAAAAAGH IT'S OVER I JUST WISH I COULD'VE WATCHED MY WIFE GET BRED BY NIGGERS-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
(Cobson was reported missing by his friend Tyrone who had mysteriously lost sight of him while buying a new bed where he could stretch his wife's cunt or something. His case remains unsolved)
 

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH, SLOW DOWN THERE FOR A SECOND
DO YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOUR WIFE GETTING FUCKED BY TYRONE? WHY? ARE YOU REALLY SO INSECURE AND RACIST THAT YOU CANT GET HARD WHEN THE WHITE NAZI WHORE YOU MARRIED GETS PLOWED BY SOME douche bag WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS? IT'S THE YEAR 2022, GET WITH THE FUCKING TIMES YOU RACIST CHUD
 

*A bunch of blacks are loitering around the pavement infront of a house, laughing and smoking*
*When suddenly*
"Oh hello gentlemen, sorry for interrupting your monkeying, but im in dire need, you see, i've been running my bvlls out a little too fast lately, and since i'm normally a very busy person i just don't have the time right now to go through the usual process in hiring on of you apes, so i'll go straight to the point: my wife needs her daily BLACKing and she needs it now. May I interest any of you culturally capital-deficient knee-grows in a job? *chuckles* i know douche bag fucks like you hate to work, but don't worry it'll be worth your time, you just have to rape my white whore of a wife and breed her nazi bitch roastbeef with your mighty BBC and produce little murderous turds that will grow up into exemplary specimens of your kind, much like yourse-
"AW NAW MAAN THIS NIGGUH RAYCIS BITCH ASS-CRACKER CALLIN US NIGGERS, SMOKE HIS FUCKING ASS"
*CLOCK, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
*....*
*All niggers are dead except for one, his eyes are full of fear, Cobson is holding him up with one hand lifting him from his head and shutting his mouth tight with his palm, the douche bag is hanging from cobson's forearm, dripping with blood, the poor victim cannot understand what just happened, and in his confused state, he turns to look into cobson's eyes... he notices a red glimmer, a reflection of all the surrounding blood.
Heh, what a waste, all of these mighty bvlls could've been a future rapist and a mayo-slayer... or were, heh in anycase. *SNIFF* Hmph. Yeah, you will do my little... Keshawn. Come, there are white whores to breed and little dick whitbois to murder
*Cobson opens a van nearby, jefre cantu-ledesma's gift songs is playing, he throws the douche bag in, who is too feeble to do anything, and so, just lays still in fear, fear of what he believes must be a yakubian demon that has come to claim him. the douche bag begins to pray. The van is last seen taking off.*
 

Keshawn, I just discovered something amazing Keshawn! oh my science! reality isn't smooth, you know what this means! it's like reality is made of pixels, only they are one-dimensional strings the size of a planck length, by science Keshawn, this means that we're producing *actual* live BLACKED videos with Jefre Cantu-Ledesma playing everytime you fuck my whore wife!
*Cobson begins scratching a tied up Keshawn's back in excitement as he falls deeper into the pace of his continued own rant*
This is everything Keshawn! because at times, I feel like this world is so cursed, that it is irredemeeble, because white people exist, but now, with this, I remember that, together it's as if it's whole: murder exists, and Jefre Cantu-Ledesma does, too exist, and then, niggers like you also exist, which means, that interracial sex with married with women exists. What this means Keshawn, that white people are not a curse, but that the world being made of pixels, then it is our digital canvas, and jefre cantu-ledesma the choir of angels witnessing the creation of art Keshawn! Art of interracial sex with my wife while we murder white people! it is the kingdom of God!
*Cobson is too deep into it, and when he looks back, briefly, into reality, he notices a red pulsating organ in his hand, it is vibrant and rythmic, almost as if clamoring Cobson to return to what he has infront of him, as if it were a poor sad animal that wanted his help... Cobson is distantly aware of what he has on his hands, and stares at it for few seconds, his eyes wide open and bloodshot, he throws it to the side*
The bloodletting and wounding of their flesh is the beautiful paint and canvas we use on this rotten earth to create the perfect image of heaven
 

listen here you little green-skinned piece of shit
this is the last time I'm warning you green ass fucks to stay out of this neighborhood
i swear on my funko pop collection if I ever catch you here again I will see myself forced to call Tyrone and explain to him why me and my wife have been late to the white-genocide themed interracial bbc breeding conference
Tyrone will make sure that your god damn nazi ass will be clitty-locked for the rest of your fucking nazi life
people like you make me so fucking mad I will have to listen to my favorite Jefre Cantu-Ledesma album on the way there to calm down now or else I will be in a very sour mood for my wife's breeding sesh
now be a good little bbc hypno sissy bnwo slut and move your ass or you are done for, buddy
 

MONDAY LEFT ME SMACKED
TUESDAY I ALMOST HECKIN' -ACKED
WEDNESDAY MY WH*TE WHORE WIFE WAS BLACKED
THURSDAY PREPPING TYRONE
(PREPPING TYRONE)
THANK THE SCIENCE IT'S FRIDAY
LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA ON SATURDAY
GUESS I WON'T BE PLAYING DISCO ELYSIUM ON SUNDAY
I'LL BE PREPPING TYRONE
(PREPPING TYRONE)
TO FUCK MY WIFE
 

I'm currenly listening to Songs of Forgiveness by Jefre Cantu Ledesma to declutter my chud thoughts.
When will I stop hating at black people?
 

IM A VETERAN OF THE 50TH DONBASS OFFENSIVE WAIT TYRON-ACKKKK.
jefre cantu ledesma begins playing
 

When you slip the sharp edge of your knife on your black bvll's jugular for not being able to identify from which track of Jefre Cantu-Ledesma's extensive musical portfolio did the 2 seconds of white noise you put on for him came from
 
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