Soyjak Community Soysphere General Thread

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FICTIONAL CHARACTERS ARE REAL

 

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*JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA MUSIC PULSING IN THE BACKGROUND LIKE A THROBBING BBC*
THANKS FOR LETTING ME RIMJOB YOUR ASSHOLE JAMAL, AFTER THAT WORKOUT I SURE AM HUNGRY. LET'S JUST SAY I COULD REALLY USE THE PROTEIN AND TEST BOOST FROM YOUR DELECTABLE ANUS *PUCKERS AND LICKS LIPS* AND NOW FOR THE MAIN COURSE...

 

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When I first entered into my mixed (and blessed) family as a stepfather to two wonderful African-American children I was surprised to learn that my new wife and stepchildren were hardline Republicans. As a feminist it didn’t make sense to me that they would vote for bigotry and hate against their own interests.

But yesterday, while my step-kiddos were playing Disco Elysium and I listened to Jefre Cantu-Ledesma (obviously excluding “Touched”) while finishing up the laundry my wife came home from her pipefitting job and gathered us together. She told us about how all her pipefitting coworkers were voting blue this year and convinced her to look into Kamala Harris. How she is a hardworking PoC ally to the trans community and will make it easier for underprivileged refugees to get iPads so they can begin careers in tech and lift themselves up by their bootstraps (something the pipefitters all hold dear to their heart).

Once she was done I couldn’t hold back my tears - I began clapping and chanting “Kamala! Kamala!” And everyone else joined in, even my wife’s bull

 

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STOP DRUMPF FOR THE SAKE OF MY BESTIE TYRONE AND OUR SON JAMAL DON'T LET NAZICHUD INCELS TAKE OVER THE COUNTRY
LET'S MARCH AGAINST IT UNDER THE HYMN OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA

 

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grandma starts raping eminem
jeffre kantu ledesma be like: hmmm that granny has MOVES!!!!!!
cut to gratuituous close up shot of a big black penis for ten minutes

 

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OH MY CANTU-LEDESMA IS THAT A BLACK PERSON NEXT TO A WHITE PERSON THIS IS JUST LIKE MY HECKING QUENTIN TARANKINO!!!!!!!!

 

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TYRONE?? TYRONE??? WHERE ARE YOU??? IM ALMOST HALF WAY THROUGH LOVE IS A STREAM, WHY AREN'T YOU HERE RELENTLESSLY FUCKIN MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE? WE HAD SETTLED FOR 8 PM TYRONE, YOU DUMB FUCKIN NIG- I MEAN, YOU POOR OPPRESSED MINORITY UNEDUCATED ABOUT MANNERS OF PUNCTUALITY. BUT IT'S OK TYRONE, MAYBE IT'S TIME NOW WE TRY SOME OTHER JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA. I CAN WAIT FOR A BIT LONGER . WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOU ARE NOT COMING? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ARE TIRED OF FUCKING MY WIFE? YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BANISH HER CURSED GENOCIDAL COLONIZER GENES AWAY TYRONE. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO REVERSE COLONIZE HER WOMB WITH YOUR PRIMAL CHAD AFRICAN SEED. REMEMBER HER GREAT-GREAT-GREAT GRANDFATHER ENSLAVED YOURS!!!! YOU NEED TO HECKIN SHOW THEM AND VIOLATE THEIR PRECIOUS LITTLE PRINCESS WITH YOUR GIANT VEINY SUCCULENT AFRICAN COCK AT LEAST TWICE THEIRS IN SIZE. NO NO NO NO NO TYRONE, YOU CAN'T SIMPLY DENY. WHAT? OH MY SCIENCE WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOU SAY I SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH HER? THIS IS DISGUSTING TYRONE, THIS IS ABSURD. MY GUY IM NOT TOUCHING THAT BITCH WITHOUT AN 8 INCH BBC IMPALING HER. IM NOT A FRICKIN NAZI TYRONE. ARE YOU GETTING BRAINWASHED BY FAR RIGHT EXTREMISM TYRONE? WHAT'S NEXT, ARE YOU JOINING THE BRONZE AGE DESERT SKY DADDY CULT? WILL YOU BE LISTENING TO LOVELESS WITHOUT SKIPPING TOUCHED NOW? OH TYRONE, I HOPE YOU ARE NOT AN ANTI-VAXER TOO. DO YOU WANT ME TO READ THE DEMON HAUNTED-WORD BY CARL SAGAN TO YOU AGAIN? DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO READ YOU HELPLESS BABOON? FOR FUCK SAKE TYRONE, JUST COME HERE AND FUCK MY WIFE ALREADY

 

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*RIPS UP THIS FUCKING BONG*
SO BASED SO BASED SO BASED. DUDE THE TEAM WITH ALL THE NIGGERMEN WON THE NIGGERBALL SO BASED SO BASED SO BASED SO BASED I WILL CELEBRATE TONIGHT BY WATCHING JAMARKUS AND JAVARIUS HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH MY WIFE WHILE I LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND CRACK OPEN A HOPPY IPA AND SMOKE A HUGE BOWL FROM THEIR BBCS

 

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IS THAT LE HECKIN WEED MY FRICKEN GUY?! OH SNAP LET ME GET A LITTLE FUCKIN HITERINO OF THAT SHIET YA FEEL ME MY SCHNEEGROW?! OH MAN I'M STONED AS FUCK CAN'T WAIT TO POST THIS ON REDDIT TO GET MORE UPDOOTS SO I CAN GET MY ASSHOLERINO DESTROYED BY JAMALS KINO BBC

 

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>What is the name of God?
Jefre Cantu-Ledesma
>What are the spiritual implications of war?
Gray (morals just like in my favorite a24 slowburn marvel movies with walkable cities), my wife's boyfriend Tyrese risks dying but it means that nazi whiteoids can die as well!
>What are the spiritual practices you do?
I pray to Science and my collection of funko pops every morning.

 

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I would be IN THE ROOM, angrily blasting out JEFRE-CANTU LEDESMA and reading KRILLIN KEK COPYASTAS in order to GET THEM IN THE MOOD, because I WANT A BEAUTIFUL BLACK GIRL, or even better A BOY, so he can go and IMPREGNATE more white girls with HIS BBC in order to BRING MORE BBC INTO THE WORLD. My ACADEMIC PURSUITS come second to my ULTIMATE MISSION!

 

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG OMG OMG OMG I FUCKING LOVE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA SO FUCKING MUCH HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS SO FUCKING OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAKES ME WANT TO DILATE AND WATCH TYRONE FUCK MY WIFE TO NOT "Touched" FROM LOVELESS HUFF, HUFF, HUFF
TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME QUICK IT'S THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT MEANS ITS FUCK MY WIFE TIME TO JEFRE-CANTU LEDESMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HUFF, HUFF OMG I'M DILATING SO HARD
IT GOES SO FUCKING WELL WITH MY FAVORITE FUCKING ARTIST JEFRE-CANTU LEDESMA NOT "Touched" OFF OF FUCKING LOVELESS AMIRITE MORTY????????
WHAT'S THIS???? NO!!!!!!!
TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE DOCTOR JUST MAILED IN THE RESULTS AND IT TURNS OUT MY WIFE ISN'T BARREN, IT'S YOU WHO CAN'T IMPREGNATE HER
TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WE'VE BEEN TRYING FOR A BABY, WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL US ABOUT THIS???@??!??
THIS TIME BRING YOUR FRIENDS TYRONE, NO FUCKING MISTAKES!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE GONNA GANGBANG FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK. AND WE'RE GONNA LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE WE DO SO. NO, NOT LOVELESS, I CAN'T STAND "Touched" ANYMORE. I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOU COMPLAIN, IT'S ME WHO IS CRYING.
YOU *WILL* FUCKING GIVE ME BLACK CHILDREN TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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oh yeah that's it Javarius Baboonius L'Sneed, fuck my wife with your massive douche bag cock while I play the latest pozzed BLACKED interracial niggerloving LGBT+ trans friendly POC antichud provaxx leftist communist propaganda film tv show (((they))) and jefre cantu-ledesma have produced

 

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MFW my wife's boyfriend says I can consooom the latest gook goyslop that was designed for queers and trannies while also listening to Jefre-Cantu-Ledesma, browsing /v/ with my fellow sissies, and drinking craft beer

 

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BROOO- *cough* MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND *hits bong* SAID *cough* WE COULD WATCH THE NEWEST TERRIFIER FILM! DUDE THIS IS FUCKING RAD BRO! I HEARD THAT THIS FILM DOESN'T FEATURE ANY NUDITY EITHER, SO LIKE, *cough* NO FEMALES WERE EXPLOITED DURING THE MAKING OF THIS FILM! RAD BRO! I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE! I HOPE THE NEXT TERRIFIER FILM USES JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA MUSIC, LIKE IMAGINE IT PLAYING DURING A TORTURE SCENE, THAT WOULD BE EPIC!

 

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OH BOY I SIRE LOVE WATCHING THE BURGERBALL DRAFT AND WATCH THESE NIGGERINOS WHO MIGHT BE ABSOLUTE BUSTS IN THE NEW SEASON WHILE DRINKING MY HOPPY IPAS. AFTER THIS IMMA LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA WHILE EATING MY MANLY MAN TRIPLE MEAT BURGER WITH HOTSAUCE

 

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troons when a 16 year old gets married to an older man: >:(
troons when a ten year old injects heroin into her clit and scissors with an old lady while listening to jefre cantu-ledesma: :0

 

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YOOO ARE THOSE DUBS!!! ON MY TELEVISION BOARD ON AN AMERICAN PSYCHO THREAD!!! OH MY SCIENCE TYRONE YOU HAVE TO COME SEE THIS RIGHT NOW THIS IS FREAKING EPIC!! LOOK AT THE NUMBERS TYRONE THEY ARE REAPEATING!! IM SO STOKED I THINK IM GONNA UNLOCK MY CAGE THE NEXT TIME YOU BREED MY WIFE!!!! MATTER OF FACT YOURE GONNA GET TO BUSINESS RIGHT NOW TYRONE!!! RIGHT NOW!!! TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF WHILE I STRAP MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE TO THE BREEDING CHAIR... ALRIGHT NOW TYRONE IM GONNA BLAST SOME JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA AND YOURE GOING TO START PUMPING... YOU BETTER FOLLOW THE RYTHM OR ILL WHIP YOUR DELICIOUS douche bag BALLS LIKE LAST TIME

 

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TYRONE!!!!!! DID I EVER TELL YOU THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY, TYRONE?
THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS NOT KILLING WH*TE PEOPLE AND EXPECTING THEM TO STOP BEING RACIST OPRESSIVE CHUDCELS. THAT IS WHY I AM PAYING YOU EVERYDAY TO FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE AND IMPREGNATE HER WITH YOUR BEAUTIFUL AFRICAN CHILDREN THAT I SHALL FATHER. THAT IS WHY I ALWAYS GET ANGRY WHEN YOU PLAY TOUCHED BY MBV WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER INSTEAD OF JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA WHITE NOISE, WHICH RUINS MY PLAN OF FOLLOWING THE LEGACY OF MY UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR GOLDERG TO ERADICATE AND REPLACE THE WH*TE RACE. WORK WITH ME, TYRONE! I CAN'T DO THIS BY MYSELF! I NEED YOUR HELP, AND YES, I EVEN NEED THE HELP OF MY NAZI INCEL CHUD OF A WIFE TO KILL OFF WH*TE PEOPLE AND KICKSTART THE NEW REVOLUTION, WHERE THE ONLY WH*TES ALLOWED TO LIVE WILL BE KEKS SUCH AS MYSELF AND HOT WH*TE WOMEN TO SERVE AS CATTLE FOR ALL THE BLACKS, AS WELL AS THE OCCASIONAL TRANNIES WHO WILL KILL THEMSELVES BEFORE THEY REACH THEIR 30S ANYWAY. NOW HOP TO IT!