Soyjak Community Soysphere General Thread

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OH BOY OH BOY, HERE I GO, MAKING SWEET LOVE TO MY OBESE NEGRESS GF! I'M TALKING LIZZO LEVEL OF SMELLY FOLDS AND STALE COCOA BUTTER, WOWZERS! IF ONLY BASEDJAK WASN'T SO BUSY WITH TYRONE RAPING HIS WIFE, THEN MAYBE HE COULD LEND ME TYRONE TO CHEER ME ON WHILE I STICK MY FLAG POLE IN THIS CHOCOLATE MOUNTAIN, SO TO SPEAK! I WILL PLAY JEFRE-CANTU LEDESMA WHILE THROWING FLOUR AT MY MAMMOTH CALLED SHANIQUA, BUT WITHOUT TYRONE WATCHING, IT JUST WON'T BE THE SAME, YOU KNOW! I LOVE TOUCHED BY MBV! SAY OOOO MASSA!

 

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OH MY GOSH EVE ABORTING MARKS CHILD AND GETTING FAT (PAWG) IS SO JEFFE-CANTU LEDESMA CODED!!! JUST LIKE WATCHING TYRONE BULL MY WIFE!!! THIS IS SO EPIC REDDIT RICK AND MORTY 100!!!

 

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so there I am, out in plublic
well if you want to call college public
Stained Glass Body blaring on my iphone wireless earbuds
fat girl walks up to me
hey anon what is that
I could just tell her '2010s electronic music'
instead i say JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS AN INFLUENTAL DRONE, PERHAPS SHOEGAZE, MUSICIAN AND I AM LISTENING TO ONE OF HIS MOST PRAISED TRACKS FROM ONE OF HIS MOST IMPORTANT ALBUMS, HIS CAT FUCKED WITH THE CABLES AND IT SOUNDS LOFI BUT HE WENT BEYOND TARENTEL, THE GROUP HE BELONGED TO THAT ALSO MADE NOISE DRONE MUSIC

 

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OH MY GEZELLIG DID YOU JUST MENTIONED ONION DWELLER?!?!?!?!?!?!
I LOVE WATCHING HIS VIDEOS WHILE LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA BUT IN THE MARIO 64 SOUNDFONT WHILE TYRONE FUCKS MY HECKIN NAZI INCEL WH*TE WIFE WITH HIS POWERFUL STRONG BBC!!!!!!!!!
THE WAY HE UTILIZES 4:3 ASPECT RATIO REMINDS ME OF THE COMFY DAYS OF MY NINTENDO 64 BACK WHEN I WOULD IMAGINE BOWSER WAS A FILTHY WH*TE DEMON WHILE IMAGING MARIO AS STRONG BRAVE HOMOSEXUAL BLACK MAN INSTILLING IN ME FROM A YOUNG AGE A STRONG WILL TO SUPPORT THE BLACK RACE!!!!!!!!
ANOTHER THING IS HOW SIMPLE HIS ANIMATION IS WHICH IS CAPABLE OF MINDBREAKING CLOSETED TRANSPHOBES!!!!! THE "BAD" ANIMATION THESE TRANSPHOBES DESCRIBE REMIND ME OF THE GENRE-DEFINING RETRO SHOOTER CRUELTY SQUAD WITH IT'S POST-STURCTURALIST COLOURSCHEME, WHICH SPEAKING OF COLOURSCHEME THAT REMINDS OF THE SPIDERVERSE AND HOW IT REVOLUTIONIZED ANIMATION WITH COLOURS THAT PORTRAY DEEP EMOTIONS!!!!!
THE BEST PART OF ONION DWELLER IS THAT HE IS A VALID STUNNING TRANS WOMAN!!!!!!!!!! NOT ONLY AM I GIVING MONEY TO THE MEGACORPORATIONS BUT I'M ALSO GIVING IT TO SOMEONE WHO IS DESTROYING PATRIARCHICAL GENDER NORMS!!!!! I SOMETIMES LIKE TO IMAGINE HE IS A BLACK TRANS WOMAN INSTEAD OF A FILTHY WH*TE DEMON AND STILL HAS HIS BBC STRUCK ON WHICH IS A HUUUUUUGE TURN ON, CAUSE WHAT IS MORE REBELLIOUS TO THE CISGENDER WHITE HETEROPATRIARCHERINO THEN A TRANS BLACK WOMAN WITH A BIGGER DICK AND IQ THEN FILTHY WHITOID CISSY MEN!!!!!!!

 

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OH MY WORD THIS FILTHY WH*TE BOI HASN'T HEARD OF THE A24-LEVEL GENRE-REDEFINING INDUSTRY STANDARD-BUILDING BNWO-SPREADING HECKIN POGGERINO KEANU REEVES AWESOME SAUCERINO THAT IS BLACKED.COM!!!!!!!
GET THIS MAN A BLACKED.COM COUPON I'M SURE I HAVE SOME IN MY POCKET!!!!!!
MAN IT'S THE BEST EXPERIENCE TO EVER TANTALIZING EVER EXPERIENCE IT'S LIKE BIG CHUNGUS DRAG QUEENS AND RICK AND MORTY IN A ENAMOURING MIX OF THE STRONER BLACK MAN AND THE INHERENTLY RACIALLY FASCISTIC WH*TE WOMAN THAT MIXES PERFECTLY WITH AN ONION DWELLER VIDEO AND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA'S POVERTY (BOOMKAT) IN THE SUPER MARIO 65 SOUNDFONT MY DUDE!!!!

 

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GOD TYRONE DID YOU HERE THAT NOT ONLY IS ONION DWELLER MUCH MORE BELOVED THAN THAT FILTHY BIGOTED CHUD MASSA THUS CREATING A WIN FOR TRANS PEOPLE WHICH IS SO WHOLESOME POGGERS KINORINO BUT HE'S ALSO DOING A COLLAB WITH JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA TO DO THE MUSIC FOR HIS ART, AND HE'S ALSO WORKING WITH STUDIO GHIBLI OH MY SCIENCE TYRONE!!!! AND IT'S GETS EVEN BETTER!!!!! HE'S GETTING BLACKED.COM STARS TO VA THE CHARACTERS!!!!! THIS IS THE WIN THE LEFT HAS BEEN WAITING FOR TO OWN THE WEAK YTBOIS AND CHUDS TYRONE!!!!! I LITERALLY CANNOT WAIT TO WATCH IT WHILE YOU FUCK MY WHITE WIFE TYRONE!!!!!!

 

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Let’s play some disco elysium together then drink some voodoo rangers while we listen to jefre cantu-ledesma :^)

 

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HNGH YESSS TYRONE YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 43YO BOYCUNT TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA, FUCK YISSSS ARGHHHHHHHHH
O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM TYRONE I CAN FEEL YOUR BBC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-
W-wait....
W-...
WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK
TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE FUCKING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED GAPED SHITTY ASSHOLE WITH A CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS?!?!?!?!?! WHATTTTTTTT THE FUCKCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS!?!?!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/Lgbteens AND r/femboy THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! TYRONE THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU douche bag!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT POZZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AND POST IT ON r/GayBBC!!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!
TYRONE YOU STUPID FUCKING douche bag BEAST LOWER-THAN-ANIMAL SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN!!!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY DULL KNIFE AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING douche bag

 

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TYRONE? YEAH HEY TYRONE I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING, THIS IS MY PENIS, MY PENIS TYRONE! IT WAS 9 INCHES AND UNCUT BUT WITH THE HELP OF MY LOCAL RABBI, LOTS OF SOI GUZZLING, AND THE MUSIC OF JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA ITS NOW 3 INCHES AND CUT! IVE BEEN VIOLATED AND MUTILATED BY JEWISH HANDS TYRONE! MY COCK CAN FINALLY FIT MY KEK CAGE! ISNT THIS GREAT TYRONE?
T...TYRONE YOURE NOT CUT YOURSELF? TYRONE YOU FUCKING douche bag TYRONE YOUVE BEEN RAPING MY WIFE WITH AN UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU YOU BLACK SPEARCHUCKER PIECE OF SHIT douche bag! SCHLOHMO, CHAIM CHASE AFTER HIM QUICKLY HE'S GETTING AWAY