Soyjak Community Soysphere General Thread

[brapper90001]

WELCOME BACK, TYRONE. OH, I SEE YOU CAME WITH AN UBER THIS TIME. DON'T WORRY, I'LL PAY YOU FOR THE COURSE LATER. FOR NOW, LET'S JUST- WAIT A SECOND.... WAS THAT UBER DRIVER A W.... A W-W.... A WH*TE MAN? YOU PAID A WH*TE MAN TO GIVE YOU A RIDE, TYRONE?
TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU KNOW BLACK PEOPLE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO GIVE MONEY TO WH*TE PEOPLE, THIS IS LITERALLY SLAVERY ALL OVER AGAIN. HAVEN'T I TAUGHT YOU ANYTHING? YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TO LET CRACKERS HAVE A SUSTAINABLE INCOME, THEY DESERVE TO STARVE TO DEATH. WHY DO YOU THINK I PAY YOU TO FUCK MY WIFE, TYRONE, OTHER THAN BECAUSE I GET HARD WHEN I SEE THE WHORE I'M MARRIED TO HAVING SEX WITH OTHER MEN WHILE MY FAVORITE WHITE NOISE ARTIST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND? I'M DOING IT TO CLEANSE MYSELF OF MY SINS AS A WH*TE MAN, AND YOU JUST GO AND GIVE AWAY THE MONEY I PAY YOU WITH TO EVIL RACIST WH*TE MEN, TYRONE, YOU STUPID FUCKING douche bag!
LET ME GUESS, WHILE YOU WERE IN HIS CAR YOU WERE ALSO LISTENING TO SOME SHITTY SONG LIKE "Touched" BY LOVELESS, ISN'T THAT RIGHT, TYRONE? I SAID ISN'T THAT RIGHT, TYRONE???
IT'S A GOOD THING I SAW HIS LICENSE PLATE BEFORE HE LEFT, I'LL TRY TO TRACK HIM DOWN LATER AND THEN I'LL GO KILL HIM AND STEAL ALL HIS MONEY (YAKUB KNOWS HOW MUCH MONEY HE TOOK FROM OTHER BLACK PEOPLE...)
OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE TYRONE, YOU DUMB FUCKING douche bag, IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME LOOKING AFTER YOU YOU'D STILL BE PICKING COTTON FOR WH*TE SLAVE OWNERS, YOU REALLY SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT I'M TAKING CARE OF YOU

 

[brapper90001]

T-TYRONE???
Y-YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING MY WIFE WITHOUT ME HERE? YOU STUPID douche bag PIECE OF SHIT!
THAT'S IT! *TIES TYRONE DOWN TO A CHAIR*
YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! *GRABS ONE OF HIS MANY CHASTITY CAGES* THAT'S IT, I'M GONNA HAVE IT SO IT ONLY UNLOCKS WHEN I AM PRESENT IN THE ROOM WITH YOU.
*TRIES TO PUT ON CHASTITY CAGE* DAMMIT, TYRONE! YOU FAT, JUICY SLAB OF douche bag MEAT IT FAR TOO BIG TOO FIT IN MY WHITEBOI CHASTITY CAGE.
THAT'S IT, WE'RE GOING DOWN TO THE COBBLERS AND MAKING YOU A CUSTOM CHASTITY CAGE FOR YOUR 8.7 INCH BBC
AND DONT THINK I FORGOT ABOUT YOU BITCH! *TURNS TO WIFE* YOU STUPID WHORE *GRABS KNIFE AND CUTS OFF HER CLIT* NOW SEX WONT BE HALF AS FUN FOR YOU. QUIT CRYING BITCH. NO I'M NOT TAKING YOU TO THE HOSPITAL I GOTTA TAKE TYRONE TO THE COBBLERS
*BITCH WIFE BLEEDS OUT ON BET* GAH STUPID WHORE SHE'S REPLACEABLE UNLIKE TYRONE HNGGG
*TAKES TYRONE TO COBBLERS* WHAT? YOU CAN'T CRAFT A CAGE TO FIT TYRONE'S MAGNIFICENT, HEAVY BLACK COCK? I-I UNDERSTAND... I KNOW WHERE TO GO...
*DRIVES IN SILENCE* TYRONE... THERE IS ONLY ONE WHO CAN CRAFT A CAGE WORTHY OF YOUR BBC *PULLS UP ON SET OF FORGED IN FIRE* THAT'S RIGHT, J. NEILSON, FAMED JUDGE FROM FORGED IN FIRE IS THE ONLY CRAFTSMAN SKILLED AND WORTHY ENOUGH OF MAKING A CAGE FOR YOUR BIG BLACK HORSE COCK
*NEILSON TAKES THE MEASUREMENTS OF TYRONE'S TRULY ENORMOUS BBC, TIME LAPSE OF HIM FORGING IT FROM STEEL WHILST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND* FINALLY, TYRONE, THE CAGE HAS FORMED AND COOLED, MADE FROM STEEL, HERE IS YOUR CHASTITY CAGE! *PUTS IT ON HIM*
WOW... ITS AMAZING. IT FEELS TERRIBLE TO LOCK UP SUCH A VIRILE BULL LIKE YOURSELF BUT IF YOU CANT WAIT TILL I GET HOME TO BANG MY WIFE THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN INSTEAD

 

[brapper90001]

OMG I JUST HECKIN LOVE FALL AND THE WINTER!!! IT'S JUST THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF YEAR!!! IT'S WHEN I, THE WIFE, AND TYRONE HAVE THE MOST FUN!!! I JUST CANT HECKIN WAIT TO SIT IN THE CORNER CUDDLED UP IN MY BLANKY SIPPING HOT COCOA WHILE TYRONE BREEDS MY NAZI BITCH WIFE AND FOREVER RUINS HER RACIST WH*TE BLOODLINE! THE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA CHRISTMAS ALBUM WILL BE THE CHERRY ON TOP FOR THIS WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS MIRACLE AND THE NEW YEAR BELLS WILL RING IN THE BLACK NEW WORLD ORDER AND ALL THE RACIST LITTLE DICK WH*TE BOYS LIKE ME WILL BE SUBJUGATED INTO BEING SISSIES FOR THE SUPERIOR BLACK COCK!

 

[brapper90001]

TYRONE!!!! THE PATERNITY TEST RESULTS CAME IN AND IT TURNS OUT YOUR FRIEND L'DEMARVSNEEDIUS IS THE FATHER!!!! TYRONE!!!!!! I DID THE MATH AND I COULDN'T HAVE POSSIBLE BEEN AROUND TO WATCH LITTLE YAKUB BE CONCIEVED, UGH YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEAN *takes the black baby and mashes him against the wall* NOW WE NEED TO HAVE ANOTHER BLACK BABY. CALM THE FUCK DOWN YOU STUPID douche bag BITCH, I SAID CALM THE FUCK DOWN YOU NIGGERFUCKS ALL ALWAYS KILLING EACH OTHER BY THE THOUSANDS ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THINK OF IT AS POST-BIRTH ABORTION! AND ANYWAY IT'S YOUR FUCKING FAULT IN THE FIRST PLACE, I KNOW I TOLD YOU TO FUCK MY WIFE WITH YOUR douche bag FRIENDS EVEN IF I WASN'T AROUND BUT OBVIOUSLY I HAD TO BE PRESENT TO WATCH THE LITTLE GANGBANGER BE CONCEIVED TO THE BEAUTIFUL NOISE-DRONE-SONNETS OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA (or in its absence, the album loveless without touched), NOW TAKE YOUR FUCKING PHONE AND CALL YOUR FRIEND ELDEMIRKIUS AND HIS FRIENDS TO GANGBANG HER AGAIN UNTIL SHE GETS PREGNANT, YOU'RE GONNA FUCK HER HARD BOY AND DON'T DISSAPPOINT THIS TIME BY IMPREGNATING HER WHILE I'M NOT THERE TO WITNESS IT.

 

[brapper90001]

HONEY, I'M HOME. I JUST GOT BACK FROM AN EPIC DND SESSION WHERE MY PURE VIRGINAL PALE SNOW ELF SORCERESS QUEEN GOT HER CUNT ABSOLUTELY RAVAGED BY THE MOST SUBHUMAN LOW IQ ORC WARRIOR AND-
*Slams door open*
...
Uhm...
What the fuck?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? HOW DARE YOU HAVE SEX WITH TYRONE WITHOUT FILMING IT?
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FILM EVERY BBC BREEDING SESSION YOU HAVE WITH THE BULL, HOLY MOLY I TOLD YOU TO CAPTURE EVERY SINGLE TIME.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SHOW ALL MY FRIENDS ON REDDIT THAT MY HOT WIFE IS GETTING BRED BY THE BLACKEST NIGGERS IN THE COUNTRY? FUCKING SNIDE, TREACHEROUS DUMB CUNT. DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE? KEKOLDRY IS A HIGH IQ HOBBY FOR VERY SMART AND SERIOUS PEOPLE.
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HIDE THIS? ARE YOU SOME SORT OF DRUMF SUPPORTING MAGA WHITE SUPREMACIST?
YEAH THAT MUST BE IT. FUCKING NAZI. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU WHAT MY GRANDPA DID TO NAZIS WHORE.
*Grabs a case of Jefre Cantu Ledesma limited edition CDs and breaks one in two*
COME HERE YOU W*ITE NAZI CONFEDERATE KKK JANUARY 6TH CHUD WHORE I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE CHARLIE KIRK SPECIAL.
HERE'S JOHN BROWN'S JUSTICE YOU DISCRIMINATORY WHORE. HERE'S LUIGI'S HAMMER OF VENGEANCE.

 

[Warrior-H]

The soyblog is back up on pro boards

 

[Warrior-H]

I lost mi shroom account and I forgot my password and just typing the email doesn’t work because whoever coded this is retarded + I can’t even contact them because the shroom is so buggy so do any of you guys know how to deal with this?

 

[brapper90001]

I lost mi shroom account and I forgot my password and just typing the email doesn’t work because whoever coded this is retarded + I can’t even contact them because the shroom is so buggy so do any of you guys know how to deal with this?

Remember the name of the account