Soyjak Community Soysphere General Thread

[brapper90001]

WHY YES JAMAL-TYRONE-WARNER-JAMAQUAL-TYREEE-WASHINGTON I DO FUCKING HAVE A COLLECTION OF HOLY FRICKING HOT SAUCES AT HOME
HOPEFULLY JAMAL, YOU WILL GIVE ME THE HONOUR OF LETTING ME POUR THIS LIMITED DISCO ELYSIUM HOT SAUCE DOWN YOUR IMPRESSIVE AFRICAN DINGUS AND URETHA WHILE WE LISTEN TO "LOVE IS A RIVER" THE LATEST HIT SONG FROM THE SOROS FOUNDATION TRANS INSPO MAN JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA BEFORE HE PLOWS YOUR SIRACHA LUBRICATED TIMBUKTU EXPRESS DOWN MY INCEL CUNT TRANNY WIFE'S BLOWN OUT MEATBALL SUB
OH MY F*CK MEGAN I KNOW YOU'RE OCCUPIED WITH TAKING MY GOOD BUDDY, JAMAL DANIEL-SHANIQUES' BLACK SUCCULENT SPICY THROBBING COCK RIGHT NOW BUT OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE I JUST DOWNED THE SPICIEST HECKIN CHONKERINI BY STRAINING THIS YOUNG BLACK BUCKS DOUCHE IN COURTESY OF MY COLLECTION OF HOT SAUCES
SHAMAL I DIDN'T PAY YOU TO JUST STAND AROUND I PAID YOU TO ADMIRE MY COLLECTION OF HOT SAUCES AND FUCK MY WIFE you dumb fucking douche bag!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT JAMAL!!!!! My HOT SAUCES flow through my viens!!!!!
>ain't scared of you nigga boy!!! jiggaboo! black sonsabitch! yeah come get me tyrone!! you may fuck my wife with your BBC but as long as-
*choke* ja-*choke* jama-*choke* jamal please let me go i didn't mean to call *choke* you *choking* please let go jamal you're not a douche bag-OWWW no...no jamal please nooo not my collection of hot sauces nooooooo NOOOOOOOO DON'T SMASH IT NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DUMB FUCKING douche bag JAMAL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN HOT SAUCE NOOOOOOO JAMAL YOU FUCKING douche bag NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE FUCKING HAPPENING NOOOOO NIGGERNNIGERRNIGERNGIERNGINIGER NIGGERNIGGGGGGGGGGGERNIGGER

 

[brapper90001]

mmmm yes Tyrone, your bbc is looking rather succulent today. Its perfect for my wife's pussy... So delectable I could almost suck on it myself... Maybe just a little taste to prep you, my bull! *Cobson begins to suck on Tyrones Dingus* my oh my zelensky! Tyrone your bbc is simply wonderful, so salty and delicious it's just like the pop and tickle of the vaush approved videogame Disco Elysium. now let me work my tongue down your shaft, tasting every inch of your Nubian manhood. *Jefre Cantu-Ledesma - Tracing Back The Radiance plays in background* mmm mmm mmm... and now for the main course... mmmmmmm..... *cobson making intense sucking noises* how am i doing tyrone? am i good enough? no? sorry, let me- (tyrone pushes cobson's face back onto his cock) deepthroating bbc noise (muffled) tyrone you're cumming!!!! (cobson swallows all of tyrones black ARYAN cum) yum yum yum!

 

[brapper90001]

O MY BLACKED CREAMPIE! TYRONE HURRY UP AND FINISH INSIDE MY STUPID CUMSKIN WHORE WIFE ALREADY! WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE TO THE DISCO ELYSIUM CONVENTION!
WHAT? YOU CAN'T FOCUS? BECAUSE I KEEP YELLING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUMS ARE PLAYING AT FULL BLAST??
WELL OF COURSE I'M FUCKING YELLING! MY SCHEDULE IS EXTREMELY BUSY AND YOU TWO ARE RUINING EVERYTHING! I BOUGHT US VIP TICKETS FOR THE DISCO ELYSIUM EVENT, AFTER WHICH WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE VAUSH FAN MEETUP TO MARATHON RICK AND MORTY SEASON 6!
YOU DON'T WANT TO COME?!? WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD FOR THIS DAY FOR FUCKING MONTHS! I WOULD FIRST START MY DAY BY ENJOYING A QUALITY KEKOLD SESSION WHILE LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND LOVELESS (with touched excluded of course) PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND, THEN I WOULD BRING YOU WITH ME TO HANG OUT AND SHOW ALL MY FRIENDS HOW TOLERANT AND PROGRESSIVE I AM FOR HAVING A BLACK BULL!
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO GREAT BUT YOU RUINED IT! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING douche bag!
THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID douche bag! YOU KNOW WHAT, MR NICE GUY IS OVER! WHERE IS MY WHIP?
YOU BETTER START POUNDING THIS DUMB CUNT RIGHT NOW OR I'LL WHIP THE FLESH OFF YOUR BONES!
YOU'RE CRYING? YOU? I SHOULD BE CRYING! I'M THE VICTIM HERE! NOW POUND HARDER, YOU BETTER CUM WITHIN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES AND DRESS UP OR I'LL KILL YOU! I SWEAR I'LL SLAUGHTER YOU BOTH IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA!

 

[brapper90001]

It's called the dark ages because wh*te chuds emerged out of woodwork to rape brown moor women and it became impossible to import black bulls to watch plowing the wife while listening to Jefre Cantu-Ledesma the Ancient until the great brown moortuguese navigators opened up the seas for BBC imports once again

 

[brapper90001]

When will BLACKED produce gay porn
Seriously I wanna watch black bvlls fuck white twinks while listening to Jefre Cantu Ledesma. Also I fucking love hot sauce & IPAs.

 

[brapper90001]

OH MY FUCKING GOD TYRONE, IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING, COMING TO MEXICO WAS A REALLY FUCKING GREAT IDEA THEY'RE GOING TO BEHEAD MY WHITE WHORE OF A WIFE. STFU TYRONE, IT'S FUCKING EPICLY GLORIOUS! A BUNCH OF BROWN BEANERFUCK SPICS ARE GOING TO BEHEAD MY OPPRESSIVE NAZI CHUD INCEL WHORE WIFE, YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, THIS IS WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN TO ALL WHITE PEOPLE. OH TYRONE, DON'T BE SUCH A BABY, YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER douche bag THAT WOULD'VE PROBABLY GOTTEN SHOT UP IN SOME RETARDED GANG WAR LIKE THE VIOLENT APES THAT YOU ARE, IT'S TOTALLY WORTH IT TO DIE JUST TO GET TO WITNESS THIS, AND THE ONLY THING WORTH CRYING ABOUT RIGHT NOW IS THAT THEY'RE PROBABLY NOT GOING TO PUT JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ON AS THEY SPLIT OPEN HER NECK LETTING US WATCH THE BLOODLETTING TO THE BEAUTIFUL SOMBER SHIMMER REVERB WHITE NOISE OF LOVE IS A STREAM. WELL I GUESS WE COULD AND SHOULD CRY IF BY SOME CHANCE THESE INDIO WETBACK ESE BORDER HOPPING FUCKS PUT ON TOUCHED FROM MBV'S LOVELESS (ACTUALLY THAT WOULD BE SO FUCKING BAD I WOULD RATHER THEY NOT MURDER MY WIFE, TO AVOID HAVING THEM DEFILE SUCH A HOLY MOMENT). ALL I CAN HOPE FOR AT THIS POINT IS FOR THEM TO USE A RUSTY CUNT ON HER NECK SO SHE CAN SUFFER AT LEAST 0.0001% AS MUCH AS BROWN PEOPLE AND JEWS SUFFERED UNDER WHITE OPPRESSIVE RULE AND REALIZE THAT THIS SHOULD HAPPEN TO EVERY OTHER WHITE PERSON FOR THEIR EVIL CRIMES. PURE ECSTASY. ACTUALLY I ALSO REGRET NOT BEING ABLE TO LISTEN TO THE ENTIRE GY!BE DISCOGRAPHY ONE LAST TIME SINCE THEY ARE THE GREATEST POST ROCK BAND EVER.

 

[brapper90001]

OK TYRONE, THE PLAN IS TO COMMIT SUICIDE SO THAT I WILL END UP IN HELL WHERE I WILL ENJOY THE SIGHT OF ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE WHO EVER LIVED ON EARTH SUFFERING FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY. THIS IS BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE MOST EVIL AND RACIST RACE AND GOD HATES US. I'M ABSOLUTELY DETERMINED TO DO IT TYRONE, THERE'S NO GOING BACK. GIVE ME THE GUN ACIDERBOLINA AND GO BACK TO FUCK MY WIFE WITH THE MUSICAL BACKGROUND OF JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA
*inserts the magazine*
*scrolls the cart*
GOODBYE TYRONE, O BELLA BYE, BELLA BYE, BELLA BYE BYE BYE-
* BANG*
-ACK!
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DAMN TYRONE, I DID IT, I'M IN HELL! I CAN'T WAIT TO ENJOY THE SIGHT OF WHITE PEOPLE BEING TORTURED- >UHM...WHY IS EVERYONE BLACK HERE??? WHY CAN'T I SEE A SINGLE WHITE SOUL??? OH NO THESE MUST BE ALL THE UN-EVANGELIZED AFRICANS WHO LIVED BEFORE EUROPEAN COLONIALISM OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE GET ME OUT OF HERE PLEASE GOD THE FATHER ALMIGHTY THIS WAS A MISTAKE PLEASE LET ME OUT I'M WHITE I'M NOT BLACK I SWEAR I'M WHITE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK

 

[Autistic British Jackass]