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[Need For Sneed]

If furries spent half as much time on personal grooming as they do grooming minors for degenerate sex acts they'd still smell like week-old shit and dried cum but they might feel better about themselves.

 

[Tom Nook]

Spoiler: Sources

Hey! Look there! You're that garfield guy! Over there's a man who Positively reviews Every cat based comic Strip franchise! He's The Gar Field Guuuuuuy!

I napped for almost 3 hours to catch up missed sleep from shoveling snow and god sleeping feels too good. I need to WORK. I need to BEEP BOOP BOP!

is there a version of bidoof's law for nazis?

The giant 6 made out of blocks in Bowser's Castle in Super Mario World can kill Mario in two ways.

The animal thing wasn't me. It was my ex that did that. I would never harm an animal like that, it's disgusting.

 

[Need For Sneed]

It's not retarded trannies that will be making the important decisions.

 

[Creepy Pig Man]

I want you to say that she has engaged in "questionable behavior" and take out any accusations of being a pedophile.

 

[Syrup]

 

[Get_your_kicks_with_5.56]

so uhhhh.... i lost my anal virginity

 

[Need For Sneed]

 

[Syrup]

No. I know better. This is a forum and potential business

 

[Syrup]

“A small patty of ground beef that was boiled to remove all the fat”

 

[Syrup]

 

[SIGSEGV]

"accidentally posted a pic of my credit card in the discord last night"

 

[Busty O'Queef]

 

[Dum Cruise]

 

[Loona]

Why did you change your name to the star fox furry?

Thanks for reinforcing the perception that anime avatars tend to be trannies.
You're Jewish too? lol

 

[Syrup]

Krystal and Panther are my favourites (NOT SEXUAL)

 

[Noghoul]

@/A/non Prince let me guess, you're a tranny too?
Also, link to what you're quoting:

https://www.onionfarms.com/profile-posts/1938/

 

[Need For Sneed]

What else uses socks? Feet.

 

[Syrup]

Ironically i don’t wear socks

 

[Syrup]

They say I'm a cow. Therefore I think. I am.

 

[Larry Bundy Sr]

even the most retarded faggots can make friends