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[fag0t v2]

The most morbid one I read was a neovagina surgery gone absolutely awry for a tranny. Apparently poops literally kept leaking from that fake poontang

 

[Crimson Fucker]

The most morbid one I read was a neovagina surgery gone absolutely awry for a tranny. Apparently poops literally kept leaking from that fake poontang

That's because it's a perpetually open and infected flesh wound leading to their shit filled colon hence the term stink ditch because of the horrible smell of death and raw sewage plus it's non functional like fucking an axe wound.

 

[notgivingmynametoamachine]

That's because it's a perpetually open and infected flesh wound leading to their shit filled colon hence the term stink ditch because of the horrible smell of death and raw sewage plus it's non functional like fucking an axe wound.

Not just that, they also use a part of your colon to make the actual fake vag.. So these new "women" are running around with false Vs that literally squirted shit out for most of their lives. Because of the time issues with something like that and other things, you can never truly get rid of a lot of the bacteria responsible for most of the shit smells. Then combine that with a lack of natural systems to clean and wash out the deepest area, and lack of immune responses etc. Leading to dark, warm area loving bacteria, like above, to thrive. Which is why fake vag's will always smell like shit. No joke.

Then you get (even worse) horror stories. Them failing to clean the tissue off properly leading to massive infections and literal dangerous fecal and lower digestive track bacteria taking up almost permanent residence. Some poor underaged teen over in europe died a year or so ago from a massive infection. His whole lower half, all the skin and soft tissue became hopelessly infected. They had to essentially skin him from the ~mid-waist down all the way to his lower legs in order to try and save him.. it didn't work. :/

There are also horror stories about them not properly preparing the local tissue before turning an outie into an innie, leading to pubic hair growing deep in the new fake vag, beyond the reach of anything.. As well as other horrors beyond imagination.

 

[Vingle]

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Not just that, they also use a part of your colon to make the actual fake vag.. So these new "women" are running around with false Vs that literally squirted shit out for most of their lives. Because of the time issues with something like that and other things, you can never truly get rid of a lot of the bacteria responsible for most of the shit smells. Then combine that with a lack of natural systems to clean and wash out the deepest area, and lack of immune responses etc. Leading to dark, warm area loving bacteria, like above, to thrive. Which is why fake vag's will always smell like shit. No joke.

Then you get (even worse) horror stories. Them failing to clean the tissue off properly leading to massive infections and literal dangerous fecal and lower digestive track bacteria taking up almost permanent residence. Some poor underaged teen over in europe died a year or so ago from a massive infection. His whole lower half, all the skin and soft tissue became hopelessly infected. They had to essentially skin him from the ~mid-waist down all the way to his lower legs in order to try and save him.. it didn't work. :/

There are also horror stories about them not properly preparing the local tissue before turning an outie into an innie, leading to pubic hair growing deep in the new fake vag, beyond the reach of anything.. As well as other horrors beyond imagination.

I keep telling people the trans movement is basically population control weeding out the mentally ill. They're basically removing them from the gene pool and letting them die of infection while the hospitals profit. If they forced them to do it they are like nazis but if they convince them to do it themselves they're woke. It's disguised eugenics. Just not specifically race based.

 

[Vingle]

I keep telling people the trans movement is basically population control weeding out the mentally ill. They're basically removing them from the gene pool and letting them die of infection while the hospitals profit. If they forced them to do it they are like nazis but if they convince them to do it themselves they're woke. It's disguised eugenics. Just not specifically race based.

Ironic part is that all this shit is just like the human experiments done by the Nazi's

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Ironic part is that all this shit is just like the human experiments done by the Nazi's

Exactly.

 

[The Gays From LA]

The Marilyn Manson subreddit dragging Trent Reznor and Nine Inch Nails fans will never not be funny: "The dude who sold his legacy to Disney and whose fans are such pussies they think his peak albums are too toxic to listen to?"

 

[Jack]

The Marilyn Manson subreddit dragging Trent Reznor and Nine Inch Nails fans will never not be funny: "The dude who sold his legacy to Disney and whose fans are such pussies they think his peak albums are too toxic to listen to?"

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The most gangster shit Trent Reznor ever did is when he went into the studio and destroyed the master copies of Antichrist Superstar

 

[Jack]

Jesus Fuckin Christ:

(Looks like Kellogg's corn pops)

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Looks like scrambled egg

Jesus Fuckin Christ:

(Looks like Kellogg's corn pops)

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[Jack]

Looks like scrambled egg

 

[Crimson Fucker]

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Imagine the tranny working at Denny's or something and getting mad at a customer then slipping that in their scrambled eggs.

 

[Jack]

Imagine the tranny working at Denny's or something and getting mad at a customer then slipping that in their scrambled eggs.

"You'll never have a real uterus or eggs" over my hammy

I mean that was a pretty long-winded Denny's menu joke but I think I made it work.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

"You'll never have a real uterus or eggs" over my hammy

I mean that was a pretty long-winded Denny's menu joke but I think I made it work.

Damn, Denny's cheaping out on the fake eggs.

 

[Jack]

Damn, Denny's cheaping out on the fake eggs.

"Is there a problem with your meal sir?"

"Well there is now, I have some waitresses dickcheese in my grand slam"

 

[Crimson Fucker]

"I asked for no cheese!"

 

[Jack]

"I asked for no cheese!"

I like how we derailed this from a Reddit thread I to a "fake scenarios with a tranny waitress at Denny's" thread.

"Waitress there's a fly in my soup. Can you put your penis back in it and zip it up please?"

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I like how we derailed this from a Reddit thread I to a "fake scenarios with a tranny waitress at Denny's" thread.

"Waitress there's a fly in my soup. Can you put your penis back in it and zip it up please?"

Best derailment

"Sir, I ordered the bacon not the sausage."

"It's ma'am!"

 

[Jack]

Best derailment

"Sir, I ordered the bacon not the sausage."

"It's ma'am!"

Oh gross there's a black curly hair in my food!

And there's no negroes who work here