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[Vingle]

Sub dedicated to making fun of consoomers, cope & seethe when things hits close to home.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Consoom/comments/1fy7gho/consoom_dice_get_excited_for_next_polyhedral

 

[Crimson Fucker]

As someone who enjoys DND, I agree. Just a single set is all that is needed. Maybe 2 if you want an extra set to let someone new who doesn't have any to play but that is pushing it because you can just share your only set. If you lose one just get a single replacement. You don't even need the mini figures because you can just use anything as a place holder like a boardgame piece from monopoly. You can just draw your own setting maps too.

 

[kiwifails]

As someone who enjoys DND, I agree. Just a single set is all that is needed. Maybe 2 if you want an extra set to let someone new who doesn't have any to play but that is pushing it because you can just share your only set. If you lose one just get a single replacement. You don't even need the mini figures because you can just use anything as a place holder like a boardgame piece from monopoly. You can just draw your own setting maps too.

The entire d&d archive is located online and easily printable it's not like the new additions are really worth it anyways

 

[Jack]

As someone who enjoys DND,

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Just because you don't have friends to play it with doesn't mean you gotta shit on the hobby.

 

[Jack]

Just because you don't have friends to play it with doesn't mean you gotta shit on the hobby.

You know when you're right you're right. I can't find anyone else in their 40s to sit around with me and roll dice and play make believe with fucking graph paper.

You really uh.... You really got my number that time.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

That's because your bug wife doesn't let you have friends and you flunked out of math class.

 

[Jack]

That's because your bug wife doesn't let you have friends and you flunked out of math class.

I didn't flunk out of math, I just don't use math to fight a make believe dragon after I roll an 18 sided die.

And my bug wife is my friend, I can't help that we like being around each other.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I didn't flunk out of math, I just don't use math to fight a make believe dragon after I roll an 18 sided die.

And my bug wife is my friend, I can't help that we like being around each other.

Wait till you find out it's basically the same as gambling and you can actually make money from it by getting the whale nerds to invest real money in your games. Dms can make money like a one man casino. Similar brain chemical release from getting a win in a card game or slot machine for many people causing addiction. Easy money plus if you get popular you can stream the games and people will watch it like critical roll and aventris. You don't need to invest anything into it either if it's not in person and over voice calls.

 

[Jack]

Wait till you find out it's basically the same as gambling and you can actually make money from it by getting the whale nerds to invest real money in your games. Dms can make money like a one man casino. Similar brain chemical release from getting a win in a card game or slot machine for many people causing addiction. Easy money plus if you get popular you can stream the games and people will watch it like critical roll and aventris. You don't need to invest anything into it either if it's not in person and over voice calls.

I can't believe you're trying to fucking embarrass me in front of my brick of heroin right now.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

The funny thing pay to win DND actually happens sometimes and it's just so stupid that they basically deserve it at that point.

 

[Jack]

The funny thing pay to win DND actually happens sometimes and it's just so stupid that they basically deserve it at that point.

I wonder how quickly I could learn the game and then hustle people

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I wonder how quickly I could learn the game and then hustle people

It's not that complicated anymore. They simplified it a lot with more recent editions. You could probably do it pretty quick and have some extra money for drinking and stuff.

 

[HmmmmmYesTheFloorIsFloorHere]

Does anyone have the reddit post where is a screencap of texts where a guy pretends to be gay and then quotes "how to make friends and influence people" in the comments?