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Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

Punished Yeshull said:
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What story Erika! :story:
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Why the fuck do they care so much about my cat Twitter? Fucking faggots with nothing better to do in life.
imageboard user said:
Finally. A proper OP. What aren't men better than women at?

It's a shame no one saved the dildo collections, including the baby skull/fist combo.
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@Sourpuss what is the appeal to a dildo like this if you don't mind me asking. I want to believe it's meant to punch the cervix while the baby's head rests just outside, simulating birth which; as weird as that is is far less concerning than the alternative uses.
Also. Why is the fist baby sized?

I have questions.
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You can ask all you like, but the truthful answer is, I don't fucking know. I think I just googled "weird dildos" and came up with this. It honestly just looks like someone's depraved art project. I don't think it's meant to be actually used, as it looks like it's made from ceramic. Ceramic dildos do exist, but they're not a very popular medium to make sex toys out of as some of the glazes (primarily red which contains cadmium or lead) are toxic to the human body. Furthermore, during the firing process, an object must remain unglazed on one part of it, which leaves it open to absorbing body fluids and bacteria. I've seen some weird sex toy mediums in my time.
It's been historically recorded that men in Japan used to sometimes make er.... Penetratables out of konjak. My source for this is an actually very fascinating book called

The Woman Without a Hole - & other risky themes from old japanese poems by Robin D. Gill.​

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The baby head dildo is totally something Ines would use, I'd bet money on it.
 
Sourpuss said:
Why the fuck do they care so much about my cat Twitter? Fucking faggots with nothing better to do in life.

You can ask all you like, but the truthful answer is, I don't fucking know. I think I just googled "weird dildos" and came up with this. It honestly just looks like someone's depraved art project. I don't think it's meant to be actually used, as it looks like it's made from ceramic. Ceramic dildos do exist, but they're not a very popular medium to make sex toys out of as some of the glazes (primarily red which contains cadmium or lead) are toxic to the human body. Furthermore, during the firing process, an object must remain unglazed on one part of it, which leaves it open to absorbing body fluids and bacteria. I've seen some weird sex toy mediums in my time.
It's been historically recorded that men in Japan used to sometimes make er.... Penetratables out of konjak. My source for this is an actually very fascinating book called

The Woman Without a Hole - & other risky themes from old japanese poems by Robin D. Gill.​

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The baby head dildo is totally something Ines would use, I'd bet money on it.
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Very informative. What other dildos materials do you know about?
 
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Name them here lol.
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FairsInfoCenter, that one Rufus chick I heard mentioned before who was genuinely a pedophile (dig around, I know someone knows her name), and I can likely name more but those are just some off the top of my head. I'd need to think a bit deeper.
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Very informative. What other dildos materials do you know about?
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Silicone (fine material, likely most common), borosilicate glass (very recommended, can be run through the dishwasher if needed), plastic, rubber, wood (eeh no), bone (historically recorded), horn (historically recorded, mentioned in same book as before), ivory (if you were very rich), stone (paleolithic period), stainless steel (very dish washable), lucite, jelly, pvc or vinyl, cyberskin, latex, porcelain (better than ceramic), leather, various fabrics stuffed with sawdust rags or some kind of cotton filling, aluminum, elastomer, TPE and all the other weird letter materials, fruit or vegetable (think carrot, cucumber, zucchini, banana, etc, not very good for the body even with a condom and can kill if it breaks or is too sharp, someone died fucking a carrot like that), bronze, lead, gerbils, ice, likely some kind of material covered with gold or silver coating, and bread. YES, BREAD.
 
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Sourpuss said:
FairsInfoCenter, that one Rufus chick I heard mentioned before who was genuinely a pedophile (dig around, I know someone knows her name), and I can likely name more but those are just some off the top of my head. I'd need to think a bit deeper.

Silicone (fine material, likely most common), borosilicate glass (very recommended, can be run through the dishwasher if needed), plastic, rubber, wood (eeh no), bone (historically recorded), horn (historically recorded, mentioned in same book as before), stone (paleolithic period), stainless steel (very dish washable), lucite, jelly, pvc or vinyl, cyberskin, latex, porcelain (better than ceramic), leather, aluminum, elastomer, TPE and all the other weird letter materials, fruit or vegetable (think carrot, cucumber, zucchini, banana, etc, not very good for the body even with a condom and can kill if it breaks or is too sharp, someone died fucking a carrot like that), bronze, lead, gerbils, ice, likely some kind of material covered with gold or silver coating, and bread. YES, BREAD.
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You're very knowledgeable about these things; where did you learn all this dildo lore?
 
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You're very knowledgeable about these things; where did you learn all this dildo lore?
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Honestly you sometimes just see weird fucking shit on your dash, especially if you orbit anthropology or history circles. Humans have been choking the chicken and flicking the bean with weird things for a long, LONG time.

Other times as a woman, you explore your options if you ever shop for sex toys. You want something easy to clean that won't hurt your bits, maybe something that is discreet and won't make too much noise or is easy to hide. Sometimes you get unlucky and get something that breaks after a few uses so you say, "Okay, no more $30 rabbit vibrators, I need something on the upper side of price with some kind of warranty" and you buy something for say, 80-120$ that is made better from surgical grade silicone instead of jelly rubber and will last longer. I had to view my options and select accordingly.
 
Sourpuss said:
Honestly you sometimes just see weird fucking shit on your dash, especially if you orbit anthropology or history circles. Humans have been choking the chicken and flicking the bean with weird things for a long, LONG time.

Other times as a woman, you explore your options if you ever shop for sex toys. You want something easy to clean that won't hurt your bits, maybe something that is discreet and won't make too much noise or is easy to hide. Sometimes you get unlucky and get something that breaks after a few uses so you say, "Okay, no more $30 rabbit vibrators, I need something on the upper side of price with some kind of warranty" and you buy something for say, 80-120$ that is made better from surgical grade silicone instead of jelly rubber and will last longer. I had to view my options and select accordingly.
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So you've bought a few dildos then? :thinking: any fancy ones?
 
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So you've bought a few dildos then? :thinking: any fancy ones?
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No custom ones, mostly cheap shit from AdamEve. Best things have been CalExotics which lasted a decent amount of time or the Satisfyer Pro 2. I’m not particularly fond of being penetrated with a rubber phallus when I have the real thing.

The farmers like to imagine that I have a huge collection of Bad Dragon and whatever, but I only have…. Several broken toys that can’t be used and I’m waiting for the electronic disposal people to come around so I can get rid of it, two dildos I can’t use anymore because they’re too big, and another one that I -sometimes- use, and the Satisfyer Pro 2. I don’t really need anything else.

Let people think me talking about this is gross, they’re allowed to be wrong. Not everyone can have a healthy and positive outlook on normal human sexuality. There is no reason someone comfortable in their sexuality wouldn’t feel fine about discussing it.
 
Sourpuss said:
No custom ones, mostly cheap shit from AdamEve. Best things have been CalExotics which lasted a decent amount of time or the Satisfyer Pro 2. I’m not particularly fond of being penetrated with a rubber phallus when I have the real thing.

The farmers like to imagine that I have a huge collection of Bad Dragon and whatever, but I only have…. Several broken toys that can’t be used and I’m waiting for the electronic disposal people to come around so I can get rid of it, two dildos I can’t use anymore because they’re too big, and another one that I -sometimes- use, and the Satisfyer Pro 2. I don’t really need anything else.

Let people think me talking about this is gross, they’re allowed to be wrong. Not everyone can have a healthy and positive outlook on normal human sexuality. There is no reason someone comfortable in their sexuality wouldn’t feel fine about discussing it.
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Interesting. Which ones are too big and how did they become too big?
 
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Interesting. Which ones are too big and how did they become too big?
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I used to be able to fit bigger toys when I was younger. First toy I got when I was 18 was a generic black vibrator, usable length around 14 inches. As big around as a golf ball. Next size up was this purple dildo with a suction cup from AdamEve that had a usable length of about the same, as big around as a can of Red Bull if not a little thicker.

I was always told “Your eyes are bigger than your stomach” by people, but turns out that the same goes for orifices.

It has nothing to do with lubrication, as I produce plenty myself and always use more just in case. I haven’t asked a gynecologist about it, but I might just have vaginismus. It’s weird because it never happens when I’m with my bf.
 
Sourpuss said:
I used to be able to fit bigger toys when I was younger. First toy I got when I was 18 was a generic black vibrator, usable length around 14 inches. As big around as a golf ball. Next size up was this purple dildo with a suction cup from AdamEve that had a usable length of about the same, as big around as a can of Red Bull if not a little thicker.

I was always told “Your eyes are bigger than your stomach” by people, but turns out that the same goes for orifices.

It has nothing to do with lubrication, as I produce plenty myself and always use more just in case. I haven’t asked a gynecologist about it, but I might just have vaginismus. It’s weird because it never happens when I’m with my bf.
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wow much random.txt
 
Sourpuss said:
I used to be able to fit bigger toys when I was younger. First toy I got when I was 18 was a generic black vibrator, usable length around 14 inches. As big around as a golf ball. Next size up was this purple dildo with a suction cup from AdamEve that had a usable length of about the same, as big around as a can of Red Bull if not a little thicker.

I was always told “Your eyes are bigger than your stomach” by people, but turns out that the same goes for orifices.

It has nothing to do with lubrication, as I produce plenty myself and always use more just in case. I haven’t asked a gynecologist about it, but I might just have vaginismus. It’s weird because it never happens when I’m with my bf.
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orifices as in plural? wow
 
GroundPound69 said:
I pound the ground grumpily, AAAAAGH.
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I'm asking because you came here and posted some aloggy insult and it looks like you scared Rachel away. Seems to beg the question as to whether or not you even see Rachel as a cow; because if you did, one would think making that cow as comfortable in being themselves as possible so that everyone can have a laugh about it would be imperative but it doesn't seem like that's what you're interested in.

There were other groups that behaved like this. Sons of Kojima for example. So no hard feelings, but I don't think you should be posting in this thread anymore.
 
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