Look folks, here's the deal, I love cyberharassing trannies, insecure teen girls and other types of losers into suicide as much as the next guy, I love stalking guillable but lovable people and compulsively hate mail spamming them just like you, that's all fine and dandy by me, it's better than fine, good even.
But this folks, this is a completely different horse.
The notifications feature is already too shitty as it is for the average Joe, and if this is true @cjocker is an enemy of the people and we shalt not allow such weapons of mass distraction and mass distress to continue being developed, it's time to end the reign of terror of computer touchers.
It's time to make OnionFarms comfy once again.