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My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

That would be the most kino podcast of all time.

@BittersweetSymphony Please go on there.
It's giving me these vibes.
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Alex your thread alone justifies all the bullying you've received. That's as much as I gonna comment on your whiny ass post about being bullied for no reason.
It was never justified. You're delusional. Take a vacation to Puerto Vallarta or Mazatlan and leave your basement for the first time in 700 years. You can get to Mexico via e-visa you know assuming you live in Russia and have a Russian passport. Anyone who thinks my bullying is justified are wrong. I am superior to everyone on kiwi farms and those who say I'm inferior are lying. fact, fucking fact.
 
It was never justified.
>Limbless loli fetish

You sure it wasn't? Well okay then but glue factore is already waiting for you to get processed into glue for catching other predators.
You're delusional.
How come?

Take a vacation to Puerto Vallarta or Mazatlan

When I'll have my shady SRSBZNS be moved there I'll let you know personally.

leave your basement for the first time in 700 years.
Jokes on you tard I'm not bri*ish nosferatu, oy vey!

You can get to Mexico via e-visa you know assuming you live in Russia and have a Russian passport.
And this info is useful in what way, exactly?
Are you suggesting I shall become illegal alien and cross canuck border and do spankings your father never gave you?

Anyone who thinks my bullying is justified are wrong.
N'wah you jerking off to drawn children without limbs.

I am superior to everyone on kiwi farms and those who say I'm inferior are lying. fact, fucking fact.

I guess we need Bargain Bin Laden to get another account of yours compromised. Either that or call your mommy again and point out that you're being naughty little shit resisting home arest.

Would you go on a podcast with me, @Onion Null, and @Nektar Geist and play minecraft together and talk? Serious question.
Dunno about Alex but I would've join if had a spare time. So far I do not.
 
Well looks like my kiwi farms career is officially over, looks like Josh has succumbed to public pressure from people and banned me.

Don't know why me being hated means I deserve to be banned, if that was the case with anyone why isn't lidl banned?

If I want to come back I guess i'll just make a sock like clara and actually try to hide it, that would be for the best since the name "bear hammer" has broken so many minds.

I hope you spend the $100 well Josh.


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Kind of sad I’ll probably never get to see people making fun of me for this in the crabshack though, the memes must be hilarious.
 
Well looks like my kiwi farms career is officially over, looks like Josh has succumbed to public pressure from people and banned me.
Never should have posted here. Never should have made a big deal of it, to joshy. NEVER should have given him money.
Don't know why me being hated means I deserve to be banned
How long have you been online. Jannies are mental.
if that was the case with anyone why isn't lidl banned?
Why was Dyn allowed to slink back?
I hope you spend the $100 well Josh.
It's spend on soda and Hollandaise sauce pizza.

Caveat emptor.
 
Never should have posted here. Never should have made a big deal of it, to joshy. NEVER should have given him money.
Yeah, no kidding.
Now even the Alex thread is laughing about it, truly the lowest point of muh career. ;(

How long have you been online. Jannies are mental.
Technically a few months, but the account's been registered since February of last year.
 
Not banning the people making false reports against me is wild.
That's Kiwi Farms for you. The biggest mental asylum on the planet. I seriously advise against giving Joshua $100 USD again.
And this info is useful in what way, exactly?
Are you suggesting I shall become illegal alien and cross canuck border and do spankings your father never gave you?
Do you even know how Visa's work? If you live in Russia, You need a traditional visa to get into Canada and that can take a long time and more money than Bear Hammer ever paid Null for. Oh, and Canada has some of the strictest visa requirements in any country. I wouldn't recommend coming to Canada without a visa.
 
Even though you don't like me and probably hate me a lot
No one hates you Alex, they just enjoy making fun of you because you made a giant spectacle of yourself uploading deranged content.

I wish you very well for your future life. And I mean it too.
Well Alex, you say this to people in then five minutes later you tell them that you are going to rape and kill them, so it's hard for people to tell if you're being genuine.
 
No one hates you Alex, they just enjoy making fun of you because you made a giant spectacle of yourself uploading deranged content.


Well Alex, you say this to people in then five minutes later you tell them that you are going to rape and kill them, so it's hard for people to tell if you're being genuine.
I honestly really do regret saying all these awful things to them especially now that you told me. I was really immature and paranoid.
 
You too @Ikolthur Benoit and @Nektar Geist
This mean I don't get to make fun of you... erm... I mean, debate you on the pros and cons of being an autistic spaz who dox'd himself on them thar Commie Farms?
No one hates you Alex
C'mon, "No one", X on that. Alex is someone who people could easily hate. Nonces are not well liked (unless in the Biz of Show), and are often targeted by "The Yoof". If you are telling me, that in Leafland NO ONE hates Alex (and possibly would do him physical harm)... Nah. At least 10 people, capable of mortally wounding the nonce, live within 20 miles of him.
I honestly really do regret saying all these awful things to them especially now that you told me.
And the very legally binding aspect of it. You really can't say the dinny shit you post.
I was really immature and paranoid.
"Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you"
Because you often say that you are sorry and are going to change but always end up never doing it.
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"That's the ciiiiiirrcle... the circle of COW!"

So... is the Podcast going to happen? More importantly, will Alex's Mum be there?
 
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