My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

[I like paintings]

uh oh, josh just approved another bear hammer sock again..

 

[I like paintings]

How I feel sending emails and TTS threads to Josh sucking his dick with no response for nearly a month now.

 

[HmmmmmYesTheFloorIsFloorHere]

I feel optimastic that I will get unbanned somehow, or at least get a reply from Josh. It’s frustrating to feel like I’m being stuck in this perpetual cycle of emailing and making TTS threads with no response.

I need a holeee shit nana sticker.

 

[I like paintings]

Maybe if I tell Josh about powerchat, maybe he might unban me for helping him find alternative ways to make money.

 

[I like paintings]

Maybe if I tell Josh about powerchat, maybe he might unban me for helping him find alternative ways to make money.

 

[I like paintings]

Josh has unbanned:

• pedophiles
• lolicon artists
• spammers
• people who threatened litigation against the site
• people who claimed he was a pedophile
• People who threatened to kill him
• people who started slapfights
• people who openingly created sock accounts

But me? UNFORGIVABLE CRIME OF MAKING FUN OF HIM FOR BLURRING A PICTURE OF A WAHMEN​

 

[I like paintings]

New Josh email, hope this works:

Spoiler: Email

I will fucking pay you to unban me​

Let’s cut to the chase, Josh.

I am offering $100 in Bitcoin (or your crypto of choice) to lift my ban. Think of it as a humble token of appreciation, and also a business transaction. You get a crisp stack of cyber money, and I get to talk about Alex and mentally ill people on your forum again. Win-win.

I would also like to have T&H if you do accept, but you don't have to.

I am 100% serious, please consider this offer.

Warmest regards,

My username is @Bear Hammer

 

[I like paintings]

I feel like a black guy saying over and over again "I dindu nuffin", but god damn it I really dindu nuffun.

 

[I like paintings]

If bribing Josh with $100 doesn't work, I genuinely don’t know what else would. Like what’s left after that?

I’ve admitted fault, made amends, had multiple people want me unbanned, and now I’m literally offering money. At this point, if that’s not enough to at least start a conversation, then I guess I just have to accept that I’ve achieved the rare and coveted status of “actually hated by the Josh.”

 

[HmmmmmYesTheFloorIsFloorHere]

Like what’s left after that

Have you tried blowing him BEFORE the jacuzzi?

 

[I like paintings]

JOSH RESPONDED, HE ACCEPTED!!!!!!

Spoiler: email

I will pay you to unban me - please respond, at least just tell me to fuck off​

Hi Josh,

I’ll be blunt.

I’m offering $100 in Bitcoin (or your crypto of choice) for lifting my ban. I’ve tried reaching out multiple times with no response. I’m not trying to be annoying, I just genuinely want a chance to get back on the forum and fix this.

I was banned for allegedly being a sock. I swear to God I wasn’t. If there’s anything I can do to prove that, just tell me. If the ban was about something I said, I’m fucking sorry. If I’d known it would escalate to this, I would’ve stuck to normal posting.

You have unbanned Alex hogendorp, a self admitted pedophile who threatened to kill you, you unbanned Tiffany, who threatened litigation and accused you of hosting deepfakes, and you also unbanned serial shitposters from the sharty.

What did I do that was so unforgivable?

I’ve admitted fault. I’ve made amends. I’ve had people vouch for me. And now I’m literally offering money, could we at least talk about this? Please? If this still isn’t enough, I honestly don’t know what is.

Please, please consider this offer.

—Bear Hammer

Josh: you realize people are mass reporting you right? that's how your alts get detected.

Me: Yes, there are people who don't like me, but there are also people who do want me unbanned. Not like that makes it better, but it's the truth.

Josh: ok, send it over, don't fuck up and make it super obvious you're just copy+pasting shit from splinter sites that call me a child rapist because people will notice and they will report you for it.

Me:
Ok, I will go to my local Bitcoin ATM tomorrow and i'll email you when I sent the payment.

Thank you for responding.

Attacments:

 

[I like paintings]

 

[I like paintings]

So now I’m figuring out which shady ATM to get crypto through just so I can go back to posting about weird people on a forum where people are mad at me because I called them simps.

Moral of the story:

Never underestimate the power of autism, persistence, shameless begging and boot licking, and $100 in digital funny money.

Sneed.

 

[I like paintings]

He's called generous Josh for a reason.

 

[I like paintings]

I kind of wonder, why did he say I was calling him a child rapist? Who said that? Nothing in those posts (or really anywhere) said he raped anyone, it just pointed out something silly he did or something he said that was kind of hypocritical.