Murder Chimpanzees: Attacking villages and stealing children in Uganda

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https://nypost.com/2019/11/12/kille...mmunities-in-uganda-as-their-habitats-shrink/

The publication reported on an incident from a few years ago involving a chimpanzee who snatched a toddler from his mother, broke off his arm, attacked his head and then ripped his abdomen open and removed his kidneys.

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

why do they hate each other? they're the same

 

[polonium]

why do they hate each other? they're the same

Black on black violence as usual

 

[unyuns]

fed onion to monke. no angery all full.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

why do they hate each other? they're the same

Imagine all your life people constantly comparing you and your kind to the Goon menace, saying how Goons evolved from you and other such nonsense. Eventually you'd reach a point where the next Goon you saw was going to pay dearly, which is exactly what this chimp did.

If I were a chimp I'd kill a Goon too. In fact, I'd organize all monkeykind into a National Socialist monkey ethnostate and together we'd kill every damn Goon on the continent.

Monkeys are not Goons, and Goons are not monkeys. Goons are stupid, lazy, worthless, good for nothing, and genetically criminal whereas monkeys are civilized, social, and intelligent. To say otherwise is extremely disrespectful to monkeys everywhere.

 

[mtil]

based chimps, i hope they win

 

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[notgivingmynametoamachine]

Don't they, or at least their gov/police have guns? It would be total chimp death if they were sane and armed.

 

[AshleyBloatedSwalloHole]

Don't they, or at least their gov/police have guns? It would be total chimp death if they were sane and armed.

This is Africa, sanity exits the moment it steps foot on the continent.

 

[Jack]

Sounds like it's happening in Africa, which is a Goon problem.

Which makes it not a problem at all.

 

[Bisabo(lol)]

Monke just getting revenge for being considered bushmeat.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

It's common knowledge chimps steal and eat babies. They're the goblins of Africa. Goons are orcs.

 

[Bisabo(lol)]

Monke just getting revenge for being considered bushmeat.

Replying to edit to add to it.:
Chimps and gorillas are terrifying asf and orangutans are capable of plotting + enacting legit murder. And people do eat them sometimes.

 

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Replying to edit to add to it.:
Chimps and gorillas are terrifying asf and orangutans are capable of plotting + enacting legit murder. And people do eat them sometimes.

just eat monkey brains like they do in south east asia

 

[fag0t v2]

Uuu uuuu aaah aaaah

 

[Mr.TM]

It's this kind of stuff that makes me loath chimps, we ain't so different but we at least evolved to be far more civilized despite recent evidence of possible regression.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Careful not to fall down the monkey torture rabbit hole. We're supposed to be better than them not sink to their level. Slippery slope to csam.

 

[polonium]

It's this kind of stuff that makes me loath chimps, we ain't so different but we at least evolved to be far more civilized despite recent evidence of possible regression.

I think how close we are is what makes chimps horrifying and not cute. When other monkeys do the same thing it's fine because they look like monkeys and not like a plausible weird mutant undiscovered tribe

 

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I think how close we are is what makes chimps horrifying and not cute. When other monkeys do the same thing it's fine because they look like monkeys and not like a plausible weird mutant undiscovered tribe

These three species look alike in many ways, both in body and behavior. But for a clear understanding of how closely they are related, scientists compare their DNA, an essential molecule that's the instruction manual for building each species. Humans and chimps share a surprising 98.8 percent of their DNA.

https://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/pe... species look alike,98.8 percent of their DNA.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

It's this kind of stuff that makes me loath chimps, we ain't so different but we at least evolved to be far more civilized despite recent evidence of possible regression.

Unlike Goons.