Man Goes on Pilgrimage to Mecca: Asks Allah for $500 Billion Dollars

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https://www.gistreel.com/man-grips-al-kaaba-in-mecca-begs-allah-for-500-billion/

 

[Jack]

That seems like too much.

But then again I probably would have low balled it and prayed for $50.

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

I wanted to say it would be funny if he were somehow killed by something worth that much but that is such a ridiculous amount of money it would be inconceivable for something like that to even happen. That amount of gold would require god himself to drop a solid gold 3 or 4 story building on his head, it's actually insane. The damage from the impact would also be catastrophic. I think all the gold in the US is just short of that by 20 billion give or take.

 

[kiwifails]

https://www.gistreel.com/man-grips-al-kaaba-in-mecca-begs-allah-for-500-billion/

I think this is the video because I can't find it on that web page, the tweet, Facebook, or really anywhere.