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queen opee the great
Hellovan Onion
“Sunday, Sunday here again, a walk in the park
You meet an old soldier and talk of the past
He fought for us in two world wars
And says the England he knew is no more
He sings the Songs of Praise every week but always falls asleep
For the Sunday sleep” - Blur: Sunday Sunday
 
Oh, come out ye' black and tans
Come out and fight me like a man
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra
 
18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big, hard, throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked!
18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked!
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks!
Ram Ranch really rocks!

Hot, hard, buff cowboys, their cocks throbbing hard!
18 more wild cowboys out in the yard!
Big, bulging cocks ever so hard!
Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big, hard, throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt!
Like a breed of ram wanting to rut!

Big, hard, throbbing cocks getting sucked real deep!
Cowboys even getting fucked in their sleep!
Ram Ranch ... it ROCKS!
Cowboys love big hard throbbing cocks!
 
I think you're paranoid
(Paranoid) [2x]
Mind me if I'm wrong, man, but I think you're paranoid
(Paranoid) [2x]
Mind me if I'm wrong, man
But I think you're paranoid
Everything alive has to be safe to suit your needs
But sometimes there's no way around
You'll end in dead-end streets
All that we are used to, you are trying to avoid
Mind me if I'm wrong, man, but I think you're paranoid
Paranoid
Mind me if I'm wrong, man, but I think you're paranoid
(Paranoid) [2x]
I think you're paranoid [2x]
(Paranoid) [2x]
Mind me if I'm wrong, man, but I think you're paranoid
I think you're paranoid
Mind me if I'm wrong, man, but I think you're paranoid
I think you're paranoid
Mind me if I'm wrong, man, but I think you're paranoid
(Paranoid) [2x]
 
He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means

In Bloom - Nirvana

splintered piece of glass
falls in the seat, gets caught
broken windows, open locks
reminders of the youth we lost

Understanding In A Car Crash - Thursday

Makes no difference
Your alphabet is missing letters
Seventeen, embalmed and caskets
Lowered into the weather
A drizzle, brisk and profound

Napoleon Solo - At The Drive In
 
Onions.
Onions cry
Onions live
And onions die.
Onions.
You cut them open with a knife,
And thus ends the short life of an onion.
The onion is carelessly thrown into the ground
To grow for years and years with little a sound,
Nothing to do, but wait for the consumer to eat them.
And thus ends the life of an onion.
It's not that often we think about onions
We see them in burgers,
Guacamole,
Onion rings,
Onion soup,
Sour cream and onion chips,
And do we give the poor onion a second thought?
Onions live,
Onions die,
Onions laugh,
Onions cry.
Onions don't reason why,
Because they're onions and they can't talk,
So it is my job to think for the onions.
YELLOW
YELLOW
YELLOW
YELLOW
YELLOW
YELLOW
YELLOW
YELLOW
YELLOW
YELLOW
YELLOW
YELLOW
YELLOW
YELLOW
YELLOW
 
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter

Linkin Park - In The End

rip king

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Son of a gun
You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror, as you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner and
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you

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See me comin' to town with my soul
Straight down out of the world with my fingers
Holdin' onto the devil I know
All my troubles'll hang on your trigger
Take your eyes and your mind from the road
Shoot your mouth if you know where you're aimin'
Don't forget to pick up what you sow
Talking trash to the garbage around you

E-Pro - Beck
 
One of my favorite TikTok songs.

I ain't never rep a set, baby (tsk, tsk)
Ain't do no wrong
I could clean up good for you
Oh, I know right from wrong
'Cause I wanna make it, so badly (mm, mm, mm)
I'm a million dollar baby (mm, mm, mm)
Don't at me, yeah, hell nah (yeah, yeah)

Tommy Richman - Million Dollar Baby
 
Lately I have desperately pondered
Spent my nights awake and I wonder
What I could have done in another way
To make you stay
Reason will not lead to solution
I will end up lost in confusion
I don't care if you really care
As long as you don't go


Lovefool - The Cardigans
 
Now the courtroom is quiet, but who will confess
Is it true you betrayed us? The answer is "yes"
Then read me the list of the crimes that are mine
I will ask for the mercy that you love to decline
And all the ladies go moist, and the judge has no choice
A singer must die for the lie in his voice
And I thank you, I thank you for doing your duty
You keepers of truth, you guardians of beauty
Your vision is right, my vision is wrong
I'm sorry for smudging the air with my song
Oh, the night it is thick, my defenses are hid
In the clothes of a woman I would like to forgive
In the rings of her silk, in the hinge of her thighs
Where I have to go begging in beauty's disguise
Oh goodnight, goodnight, my night after night
I am so afraid that I listen to you
Your sun glassed protectors they do that to you
It's their ways to detain, their ways to disgrace
Their knee in your balls and their fist in your face
Yes and long live the state by whoever it's made
Sir, I didn't see nothing, I was just getting laid

Leonard Cohen - A Singer Must Die
 
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