Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

[Ashley Hutsell JankowskiAshley Hutsell Jankowski is verified member.]

Pretend I posted that gross and insane vorephile picture Null commissioned right here

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[Nektar Geist]

Fnarrf if you show me your drunk idiot father's death certificate I'll see what I can do. I'll use my magic touch to get you those precious dox on this deeply uninteresting and only vaguely malicious woman who has personal issues from being raised in foster care.

THAT sounds like you are phishing for details. Are you a "Nigerian prince"?

Zero. I'm allowed to own firearms. I've also never been named in a lawsuit because I'm not a crazy piece of fucking shit like fnarrf and friends.

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More word salad

 

[Ashley Hutsell JankowskiAshley Hutsell Jankowski is verified member.]

Hey fnarrf how many family members do you think your friend Karl molested or drove to suicide? He already shared on KF that he used to like forcibly stripping his brother naked, for fun.

 

[fnaarf]

Fnarrf if you show me your drunk idiot father's death certificate I'll see what I can do. I'll use my magic touch to get you those precious dox on this deeply uninteresting and only vaguely malicious woman who has personal issues from being raised in foster care.

I really don't care that much if it's real either way tbh

Hey fnarrf how many family members do you think your friend Karl molested or drove to suicide? He already shared on KF that he used to like forcibly stripping his brother naked, for fun.

do you ever not think about molestation? like do you ever have other thoughts? it's kind of creepy Ashley

 

[Ashley Hutsell JankowskiAshley Hutsell Jankowski is verified member.]

I really don't care that much if it's real either way tbh

 

[Ashley Hutsell JankowskiAshley Hutsell Jankowski is verified member.]

Then what is the purpose of having a dozen pages agonizing over whether she's telling the truth or not you stupid piece of fucking shit lmao

 

[fnaarf]

Then what is the purpose of having a dozen pages agonizing over whether she's telling the truth or not you stupid piece of fucking shit lmao

idk ask the people who've filled them up lol. I've made like.. 3 or 4 posts about it maximum?

 

[Ashley Hutsell JankowskiAshley Hutsell Jankowski is verified member.]

Why are you here demanding I give you a death certificate from a mourning widow you've never met, about her dead husband you've never met either? that you only know about from a virtual forum, on the internet?

Isn't that kind of deranged behavior, you think? Do you think many sane people would do something like that?

 

[Nektar Geist]

Why are you here demanding I give you a death certificate from a mourning widow you've never met, about her dead husband you've never met either? that you only know about from a virtual forum, on the internet?

Isn't that kind of deranged behavior, you think? Do you think many sane people would do something like that?

Who do you think the best Cat Woman was? Newmarr for me everytime.

you never got back to me about how your compulsive thoughfs.

 

[Ashley Hutsell JankowskiAshley Hutsell Jankowski is verified member.]

Also why are you in that thread calling her children "spawn" again? Do you do shit like that irl? How do people respond to it? Do they look at you like a smelly femcel freak, like someone who will never have kids but if she did they'd wind up drowned in a bathtub?

 

[Nektar Geist]

Also why are you in that thread calling her children "spawn" again? Do you do shit like that irl? How do people respond to it? Do they look at you like a smelly femcel freak, like someone who will never have kids but if she did they'd wind up drowned in a bathtub?

those are some very dark thoughts. Do you think you could ever be conditioned into assassinating a political figure. Manchurian Candidate style?

 

[Ashley Hutsell JankowskiAshley Hutsell Jankowski is verified member.]

Why are you here demanding I give you a death certificate from a mourning widow you've never met, about her dead husband you've never met either? that you only know about from a virtual forum, on the internet?

Isn't that kind of deranged behavior, you think? Do you think many sane people would do something like that?

I want to know this. Why are you this maliciously fixated on a woman who has nothing to do with your life and has not slighted you at all? Caused absolutely no damage to your life whatsoever.

 

[Ashley Hutsell JankowskiAshley Hutsell Jankowski is verified member.]

Not only that, but you're attacking her at probably the lowest point in her life, disingenuously claiming she's making it all up, the horrific violence of watching a gun suicide happen in front of her, the ptsd, everything. She didn't even directly tell any of you about it, she wrote about it on her lonely fucking facebook account.

 

[Nektar Geist]

I want to know this. Why are you this maliciously fixated on a woman who has nothing to do with your life and has not slighted you at all? Caused absolutely no damage to your life whatsoever.

tbf. you seem really obsessed with fnarf. Is it a dyke tbing?

Not only that, but you're attacking her at probably the lowest point in her life, disingenuously claiming she's making it all up, the horrific violence of watching a gun suicide happen in front of her, the ptsd, everything. She didn't even directly tell any of you about it, she wrote about it on her lonely fucking facebook account.

I think she's making it up. Women are well known liars.

 

[Ashley Hutsell JankowskiAshley Hutsell Jankowski is verified member.]

tbf. you seem really obsessed with fnarf. Is it a dyke tbing?

No. I'm not attracted to women. Even if I was I wouldn't want some crusty snatched weirdo who orbits alt-right losers for attention.

 

[Ashley Hutsell JankowskiAshley Hutsell Jankowski is verified member.]

The Melinda thread is going to go on for several pages where it's a bunch of incels doing their "you deserve trauma because you weren't nice to me or nice to a forum I post on" thing.

That's awesome, they're trying to grind and level up some in case they ever get a chance to really commit domestic violence.

 

[Nektar Geist]

No. I'm not attracted to women. Even if I was I wouldn't want some crusty snatched weirdo who orbits alt-right losers for attention.

You sure there, buddy? Because, and it's alright to be a lezzer, you are acting like one.
do you think your desire to be unconsentually sexed by your dad made you gay.

The Melinda thread is going to go on for several pages where it's a bunch of incels doing their "you deserve trauma because you weren't nice to me or nice to a forum I post on" thing.

That's awesome, they're trying to grind and level up some in case they ever get a chance to really commit domestic violence.

Again word salad. Either step up or step off, negro.

 

[fnaarf]

Why are you here demanding I give you a death certificate from a mourning widow you've never met, about her dead husband you've never met either?

>"demanding"
lol

Also why are you in that thread calling her children "spawn" again?

because it's funny. also you know I'm right, if she actually did see Marshall shoot himself and have to clean up his gore it's kind of weird how she doesn't mention a single thing about the thoughts and emotions of her six children who just lost their father figure

 

[fnaarf]

Why are you here demanding I give you a death certificate from a mourning widow you've never met, about her dead husband you've never met either?

>"demanding"
lol

Also why are you in that thread calling her children "spawn" again?

because it's funny. also you know I'm right, if she actually did see Marshall shoot himself and have to clean up his gore it's kind of weird how she doesn't mention a single thing about the thoughts and emotions of her six children who just lost their father figure

 

[Ashley Hutsell JankowskiAshley Hutsell Jankowski is verified member.]

>"demanding"
lol

because it's funny. also you know I'm right,

no? I'm an adult and don't have a personality disorder so I don't insult children because their parents irritated me on the internet?

if she actually did see Marshall shoot himself and have to clean up his gore it's kind of weird how she doesn't mention a single thing about the thoughts and emotions of her six children who just lost their father figure

Her account of an insanely traumatic event wasn't sufficient enough because of x criteria I just decided. Do you understand that you are inhuman, that you will never live anything resembling a normal life, are disgusting, and should fucking kill yourself?