Lolcow Conspiracy Theories

[Syrup]

>Bob was at Auschwitz
>Null is Kengle’s son

 

[cjöcker]

>being this bad at posting

 

[SIGSEGV]

>being this bad at posting

>being this bad at greentexting

 

[Syrup]

> @SIGSEGV is Johnny Cash

 

[Deleted member 291]

mabye we are the cows and the lolcows are normal....
mabye kengle and null are the same person....
mabye autists are the next stage of human evolution....
mabye ghost of null is sentient....
mabye everyone is a lolcow...
mabye cwc stands for chandler weston chris not chris weston chandler....
mabye amberlynn reid is wearing a fat suit....
mabye the quartering and vaush are the same person....
mabye the tranch (place kevin gibes lives with guns and transformers) is nuclear capable....
mabye starkiller was right about mortal engines....
now yuo see....

 

[cjöcker]

What if the real lolcow was the friends we made along the way?

 

[Noghoul]

Null is Kengle’s son

this one is actually true thou

 

[Busty O'Queef]

>Bob was at Auschwitz

Prisoner or guard?

 

[Noghoul]

mabye we are the cows and the lolcows are normal....
mabye kengle and null are the same person....
mabye autists are the next stage of human evolution....
mabye ghost of null is sentient....
mabye everyone is a lolcow...
mabye cwc stands for chandler weston chris not chris weston chandler....
mabye amberlynn reid is wearing a fat suit....
mabye the quartering and vaush are the same person....
mabye the tranch (place kevin gibes lives with guns and transformers) is nuclear capable....
mabye starkiller was right about mortal engines....
now yuo see....

starkiller88 did nothing wrong, shoo shoo putinbot

 

[Noghoul]

Prisoner or guard?

No, the train.

 

[Syrup]

Prisoner or guard?

There’s a picture of him in a guards uniform smiling next to a pile of bodies. I believe that Marvin has it and is refusing to release it out of “respect” for bob.

 

[naught]

All noteworthy trolls have been 1 or 2 people.

 

[Deleted member 291]

There is no such thing as operation clean stable just wanted to put that as a disclaimer but hypothetically speaking what if operation clean stable was nulls plan to start up onion farms and then ban everyone who posts on here to get rid of opposition??? scary stuff...

Good thing operation clean stable is an urban legend. Take your meds!