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Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

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At this point I'm willing to concede that lidl just might not be a woman. I mean I still need some irrefutable proof before I'm willing to sign off on it.
There are plenty of instances where lidl proves he doesn't know about female anatomy. Like in the null doesn't understand women thread lidl defended Josh over his bad takes and misunderstandings in.
 
There are plenty of instances where lidl proves he doesn't know about female anatomy. Like in the null doesn't understand women thread lidl defended Josh over his bad takes and misunderstandings in.
There are certainly some real what the fuck moments. Like the goat milking thing or the fact that (she) keeps on referencing things that only someone from Canada or America would care about. Like fantasizing about lumberjacks
 
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Uncited screen shot, there. But let's examine the evidence for the theory "Women will throw men under the bus to get nogs"...
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This is the prosecution. A woman. A woman, who in this video...
...admits she could have got a conviction against a nog for robbing an old man, who then died, because the nog was violent towards said old man... but chose not to go for it.

She was happy to see an innocent man, who was defending himself and others get life for murder tho. But remember, the jury (who were deadlocked until the judge intervened) might have had a couple more women. Uncited.


*In this video it also talks about the FEMALE coroner saying that the nog died due to honkey BEFORE SHE COMPLETED THE AUTOPSY.
 
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She was happy to see an innocent man, who was defending himself and others get life for murder tho. But remember, the jury (who were deadlocked until the judge intervened) might have had a couple more women. Uncited.
It's clear Lidl is pulling a "#NotAllWomen" gotcha on the men of Kiwifarms as bait. No one would purposefully miss the forest for the trees unless they genuinely were dumb as rocks.
 
Like fantasizing about lumberjacks
Lumberjacks are fantasized about universally except for maybe Africa. I also wouldn't discredit Lidl Diddlr's interest in country music since the band who wrote "Cotton Eye Joe" comes from Sweden.

There's a lot of reasons to question Lidl's identity, but "Eurofags live in a bubble and have no conception of American culture" isn't one of them.
 
Lumberjacks are fantasized about universally except for maybe Africa. I also wouldn't discredit Lidl Diddlr's interest in country music since the band who wrote "Cotton Eye Joe" comes from Sweden.

There's a lot of reasons to question Lidl's identity, but "Eurofags live in a bubble and have no conception of American culture" isn't one of them.
If it were just her Ameriboo fascination, it wouldn't have drawn my attention. However, I have yet to see any post from lidldrip that indicates they are from Belgium or Europe. Their perspective always seems to be North American. I've always thought of them as possibly Canadian.
 
Lumberjacks are fantasized about universally except for maybe Africa. I also wouldn't discredit Lidl Diddlr's interest in country music since the band who wrote "Cotton Eye Joe" comes from Sweden.

There's a lot of reasons to question Lidl's identity, but "Eurofags live in a bubble and have no conception of American culture" isn't one of them.
Yeah, some Europeans love country music, the Dutch in particular seem to love it for some reason.

But that fact aside, Lidl is definitely an American Homosexual male.
 
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