Maybe she's jealous of his.
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youthful_ shannel
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Talk about frustrated fanfic writers, there is no way this girl is sitting on her Canadian BBL, doing an hour of peloton a day just to carry on a long distance relationship with Queen Neet. She's also a much more successful twitter user than Josh.
Jidl Yenta is having a meltdown over gym clothes in the femcel fanfic thread.
Surprised it hasn't been swept yet
The Broom gave up the ghost with this one , kek
Surprised it hasn't been swept yet
The Broom gave up the ghost with this one , kek
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Arguing with women about clothes is the most feminine thing Lidl has ever done.
youthful_ shannel
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"as a woman"Jidl Yenta is having a meltdown over gym clothes in the femcel fanfic thread.
Surprised it hasn't been swept yet
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The Broom gave up the ghost with this one , kek
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Also, TroonBroom doesn't understand the corner he is fighting because Nudl, much like the "moids", doesn't know what it is to have a female body.
Nektar Geist
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https://kiwifarms.st/threads/pick-me-women-notliketheothergirls-general.171547/page-75#post-18192919
No mention of "cockvore", did lidl just make a "Freudian Slit*"?*That's a joke
Nektar Geist
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(((they))) are coping... seething... dilating...
"Other"? Did lidl say the queer bit out loud? Other, meaning gays other THAN lidl the lilac?
If only she squatted as hard as she swept 
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Nektar Geist
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You read that? 1. How tall is the broom? He's under 6ft, right? 6ft being "average" height for a grown male. joshy better start showing props to his betters.
How quickly do these bigots forget that a bullet doesn't care how tall you are. Will go through flesh and bone just the same. Bigger they are the harder they fall and all that shit.
That's just something short faggots say
Or fat faggots who are feeling tough due to steroid use
Jokes on you buddy I'm cycling out right nowOr fat faggots who are feeling tough due to steroid use
youthful_ shannel
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Yeah, I'm also short.
a garden gnome typed this
Nektar Geist
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Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason to live
They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people 'round here"
Just when I thought being white couldn't be any better...
I'm white AND I'm 6'2
But don't worry everyone under 6 ft I'm sure you'll get there when you hit puberty
I'm white AND I'm 6'2
But don't worry everyone under 6 ft I'm sure you'll get there when you hit puberty
Uh oh.....
