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youthful_ shannel
An Onion Among Onions
Sexual predator also works.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
1. Pink triangle for back talking you, less than 2mins, you are a sock of a janny. Innit. 2. It's dynlo, ofc it's socking.
Was*
Thank you. Onion Farms is about recognizing current pronouns as well as current BMIs
Well I just wanted to be known that I identify as Michael Jackson.
My pronouns are he/he
Bowel Movement Integers?
Poos per hour, if you will
Well her issue is a type of cancer almost exclusively endemic to morbidly obese women.
Fat cells up estrogen production, which can significantly increase odds of ovarian cysts
People with cancer can balloon up because during chemo they don't like eating much besides junk food.
Sure, but this is reaching.
If you can't a-log without reaching, what's the point? It should hurt the subjects feelings and have the potential to convert followers into detractors.
Do you think calling him fat does anything other than make you look salty and late as fuck?
I'm not a big fan of the dude but let's step the bantz up beyond what KF rightfully calls "Onionigger bullshit"
Maybe she has cancer or the fat
Also steroids are fairly commonly prescribed during cancer treatment and they can make you balloon up.
Chrysler Building
Hellovan Onion
I had a relative with breast cancer and she just felt like shit all the time thanks to the chemo so we made her food she actually liked to keep her spirits up. It was a rough time for her. The cancer drugs made her balloon a long time before the carbs so her weight just wasn't a concern. (Good news is that she is in remission and has since lost the weight after she stopped having to take so many gd pills.)
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Doesn't this strike you as the person who will start a convo over ANYTHING, just to fill the silent void of their existence? Also: corn snacks, fat.