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Null/Kiwifarms Satire & Speculation Lidl Drip
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KampungBoy
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Another part where Null tells on himself the below post is very strange.
Beyond the fact that this writing style is Null to a T this post is just Null seething. "Lidl" shows an amazing amount of insight into Null's decision making process. Not only that but "Lidl" is seething about people saying "she" is Null.
Now if "Lidl" really cared "she" could pretty easily just stop sucking Null's dick and making weird zoophilia avatars featuring Null's retard mutt. "She" doesn't care though and for someone who posts as obsessively as Lidl you would have to be pretty sure that this gimmick wouldn't end up getting you banned. Lidl constantly fosters an impression of "her" relationship with the site which is not beneficial.
Now Lidl is obviously concerned for Null and the site so we can't just say "she" is a troll and doesn't care so why would Lidl continue to do things that are actively harming discourse and site culture?
Hadrada
Remarkable Onion
It's from this parody song that I think the lore was a Kiwi Farmer made it:
ginger male market failure | PreserveTube
Mirror. I blurred out the name of the singer bc she unlisted the video. Here's the og: <a href="/watch?v=JT0Z4DQQSdY&t=0"> • Video </a>
preservetube.com
I can't see someone that joined as late as Lidl knowing of this song but null knew it.
Yeah, I knew (s)he was quoting some song or another, but I found it a bit funny by itself.
KampungBoy
Local Moderator
Even in Null's fantasy he's still a gormless little coward hiding his true feelings from the world around him. How pathetic.
Is this why randoms ask if you know about chris chan these days?
Pics or it didnt happen.
youthful_ shannel
An Onion Among Onions
Someone DMed me and assured me this happened.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
joshy squits about those dang OnlyWHores making that Brie, and look whose making a similar point...
Whores still making money, after thousands of years of whores making money... broom most effected.
Whores still making money, after thousands of years of whores making money... broom most effected.
Seeing "Lidl" do the "Ginger Male Market Failure" song that was a meme on KF over 5 years ago made me think Lidl is null even more. Some younger person like Lidl who watched MATI religiously but is a relative noob to KF probably wouldn't know it, but of course null would.
null will never realize his neko soda pimp dreams.
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KampungBoy
Local Moderator
Exactamundo. Lidl is ignorant of pretty much anything regarding lolcows that Null isn't already very familiar with but can go down all the little details of every drama that Null has had in the last decade. It's pretty much impossible to think that someone as obsessed with Null as Lidl is wouldn't learn something about Lolcows either just through osmosis of watching MATI or learning things to impress the object of "Her" obsessions.
Even someone who came over from LCF or some other site would have a better knowledge of cows than Lidl displays. It's completely inexplicable that someone with Lidl's lack of knowledge would A. Join a lolcow site and B. be accepted and asskissed like Lidl is... Unless Lidl was "secretly" a Mod/admin sock and made this obvious to the horde of talentless social climbers that now populate Kiwi Farms.
The issue with social climbers Null is that the ass kissing might seem nice at first but eventually they will climb right over you. Good luck bud.
NGL, Market Fail Ginger Male is still the best TERFcore song I've heard in all these years. I even memorized the lyrics so I could sing along, that's how much I liked it. In a parallel universe where Kathleen Hanna wasn't a TRA handmaiden this song would've been the hit single of the Le Tigre comeback.
Actually, Null once played Market Fail Ginger Male on MATI as an outro song. Can't recall at the top of my head which MATI it was, but it was definitely one before 2022. If Didl has listened to past MATI, he probably learned that song from having heard it on MATI.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
lidl talks of cog dis (((themselves)))...
lidl should look into the disproportionate amount of violent males from single parent families. Including the Mothers who date violent men (because these women are violent themselves, and got mug shots for it), just to have someone to physically punish the child, because they are no longer able to do it, due to the child being too grown up.
As we know lidl is an actual man LARPin' as a wymbym... maybe (((they))) would care to tell us of the acts of violence (((they))) have committed.
Personally violence is fucking great. I personally have committed assault on countless, nameless individuals. Sometimes I didn't even look at the people, I'd just elbow them in the face.
The Mosh Pit. You know what the fuck I mean.
lidl should look into the disproportionate amount of violent males from single parent families. Including the Mothers who date violent men (because these women are violent themselves, and got mug shots for it), just to have someone to physically punish the child, because they are no longer able to do it, due to the child being too grown up.
As we know lidl is an actual man LARPin' as a wymbym... maybe (((they))) would care to tell us of the acts of violence (((they))) have committed.
Personally violence is fucking great. I personally have committed assault on countless, nameless individuals. Sometimes I didn't even look at the people, I'd just elbow them in the face.
The Mosh Pit. You know what the fuck I mean.
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KampungBoy
Local Moderator
Yeah it's been known for decades now that Domestic Violence is largely reciprocal. It's not a poor woman chained to the stove being beaten by her drunken lout of a husband, it's two trashy people who inevitably resort to violence in every situation because they never learned social skills and probably saw the same behavior growing up as a child.
The probability of people were properly raised and have personal boundaries even getting into this kind of situation in the first place is insanely low. People who go online with some sob story about DV are just telling you they are an abuser. Duh.
Lidl is going to beat null.
@VAIDS Victim here you go, I found the 2020 MATI where Null played the TERFcore banger Market Fail Ginger Male, which is likely how Didl discovered it:
Unthanksgiving - Mad at the Internet (November 27th, 2020)
Unthanksgiving - Mad at the Internet (November 27th, 2020)
Dindu Nuffin
Nigress/Nigresses LGBTIAQ2SP+ BLM Ukraine Palestine Defund The Police BBW
Remarkable Onion
Reminds me of the Fight Club scene where it's revealed the protagonist and antagonist are one and the same.
KampungBoy
Local Moderator
Fight Club Part two where the unnamed protagonist learns he is both Tyler Durden and Marla all at the same time.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
One of the most famous last lines is from "Vengeance is mine!" Mickey Spillane. It's become famous for being used (albeit changed slightly) in Funky Cold Medina. The line is delivered by Mike Hammer on finding out the ultra feminine "Juno was a man". For me, it's "lidl was a manboy!" Juno being the villain of the piece, and joshy being the counterpart here.
I heard some audio Emp uploaded, where someone confronts ELaine will the concept that lidl was joshy. SHe was "I'd need more proof", betraying her ignorance on the meaning of the word proof, but she was also really upset by the idea. WHo knows what daydreams she's thunk up about lidl, she still thinks that lidl is an actual macro-biotic wymbym. Again, she wonders why she gets catfish'd so much.