Updates to Website

All Races, Ethnic Groups, Religions, Gay or Straight, CIS or Trans: If you can rock with us, you are one of us.

For the time being register with Protonmail until I can check with G-Mail.

There are issues with missing attachments. I am looking into this.

Topics of Interest

Null/Kiwifarms Satire & Speculation Lidl Drip

Parody Threads related to Kiwifarms Satire and speculation threads related to Null or Kiwifarms go here.
lidltrick.png
"Not posting any proof of this... it's against the rules" Really? Sure it's not "This Never Happened". lidl tries to make (((themselves))) sound like a proper wymbym, talking about "the oldest profession".

No lidl, you hate: White Power lidl.
 
Last edited:
Nektar Geist said:
Yeah...
View attachment 46355
From the What do you think of joshy's voice? thread. Comfy? That's the word you use? Women overwhelmingly find a baritone most comforting (eg Stacy Keach jr). Broom was complaining recently his voice was too tinny.
You know that sound you get, when you rub a balloon, that squeaky sound? That.
Click to expand...
I don't know how tall Null is, but he sounds short.
 
Nektar Geist said:
You know that sound you get, when you rub a balloon, that squeaky sound? That
Click to expand...

youthful_ shannel said:
I don't know how tall Null is, but he sounds short.
Click to expand...

Fuck, I wish I had it saved but I'm sure somewhere null accidentally let out that he pitches his voice down on stream. He blamed it on a bad microphone that he had to "correct" but I don't think anyone was fooled.

Imagine needing to post process your voice to make people believed you got your big-boy hairs but you still end up sounding like low-T Kermit the Frog.
 
Chrysler Building said:
You hear squeaking when you walk into your living room. Concerned, you search for evidence of rodents because who wants to deal with vermin in the house? Then you realize you left MATI on and it's the sound of Null talking.
Click to expand...
The vocal fry would give it away. Mice don't do that because they aren't interested in emulating the speech patterns of the Kardashians in order to attract men.
 
youthful_ shannel said:
Nick abuses his wife, with that big donkey dick. Null, I mean, Lidl, is coping.
Click to expand...

It's a talking point on KF, as well as the comments section of that Elissa Clips channel, that it was Rekieta who made his wife into a pervert and a drunk like himself, so she would go along with his escapades. Kiwis insist that she doesn't want any of this and is only going along because she's a faithful loyal wife unwillingly submitting to her husband's perversions. Part of the trad-LARP is the idea that women have no personal sexual agency, and only go along with whatever their husband wants. It's never the wife in the relationship initiating anything, or getting the husband to go along with anything she wants him to do.

However, if you've paid close attention to her own comments, it was she herself who was bored with her family life and became a sexual thrill-seeker. As for her plastic surgeries, she openly admitted when those nude pictures got leaked, to being vain and wanting to show off her body because she likes beautiful bodies. Or does Didl really think that vain women are only vain when their husband is around? Does Didl, who claims to be such an expert in women, not know that vain women will sit there dolling themselves up purely for their own vain satisfaction? Does Didl deny that vain women compete with other vain females around them? (This, BTW, is another reason Didl himself isn't a woman and has likely next to no contact with any real women, because if he had ever been around vain women he would know this about them. He would know how competitive vain females are around other vain females, to the point of self-mutilation through surgery.)

She said that she likes getting tattoos because she likes to show off her body, so who inspired whom to get tattoos and become exhibitionistic? Clearly Rekieta is now getting tattoos and showing them off, because his wife was already doing so herself. She was the one who led the charge in that relationship, but all these trad-LARPing Kiwis refuse to believe that married women themselves can become perverts and get their husbands to go along with them, just out of sheer mutual boredom at married life. Ultimately they both wanted this for their marriage, they both wanted to experiment with their sex lives, so blaming the one over the other really serves no purpose other than to reinforce the trad-LARP.
 
Um... lidl talked about self awareness.
lidlprojection.png
If you are the sort of person to obsessively search for (and archive, remember ALWAYS ARCHIVE EVERYTHING) material that disgusts you, and grifter off of wagging your finger at those people... I think I made this point about another Kwiffar... lidl might want to ask (((themselves))) why they simp for a manboy whose ENTIRE SCHTICK is based on obsessively archiving the sickest shit.

lidl, true to Kwiffar, largely Burgerlanders, form has that "Porn is degenerate, have you seen this video of human death?" Just. Like. The. Broom.

You gotta wonder about people who are puritanical about sex, yet like looking at snuff (that's really what it is, let's be honest, any lurkering Kwiffars out there, consider that)... What's that all about? More so, as it's someone "identifying" as a female adult human.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top