KampungBoy
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Lidl Drip soon: "oh god dam girls don't you hate when you stub your clit on the door jamb?"i'm fucking dead
Does "somewhere between the bellybutton and the arsehole" count as a location?
The rest of BP: "Wait, wut?"
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Null/Kiwifarms Satire & Speculation Lidl Drip
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The rest of BP: "Wait, wut?"
Null asking if he needs to build a clit-guard into the cuck trolly for when he has ladies over and wants to show them around his office, and then move the computer into the lounge so they can watch a movie
KampungBoy
Local Moderator
Ladies I got space station 13 and a downloaded copy of Superbad on this thing *Slaps Cuck Cart*
Chrysler Building
Hellovan Onion
Wait does this mean Null unironically likes Taylor Swift?? Augh
KampungBoy
Local Moderator
With his taste in music we probably should have guessed.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
lidl expresses (((their))) opinion on the xy Kwiffar...
Strange... to the causal observer... the majority of lidl's posts (up until a certain niche internet gossip forum started rumouring) could be seen as the broom's most pick-me-ninny of them all. Think lidl might be weljel of Blobby, because lidl thinks Blobby is an actual xx woman? And that's something lidl wants... but can never be...?
Strange... to the causal observer... the majority of lidl's posts (up until a certain niche internet gossip forum started rumouring) could be seen as the broom's most pick-me-ninny of them all. Think lidl might be weljel of Blobby, because lidl thinks Blobby is an actual xx woman? And that's something lidl wants... but can never be...?
Sarah Jane Smith
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KampungBoy
Local Moderator
Sounds like you would fit right in there Nul- uh I mean Lidl.
Not true. @VAIDS Victim is one of my favorite users here. (Clearly my alt*) And I don't hate @SSj_Ness (yes, my alt*) or @SIGSEGV (also my alt*) for posting on kiwifarms. I don't even hate them full stop. I just like having some fun now and then. They can be spergy but so am I. It's just fun to pvp once in a while. Ask @universe adventurer . (Another alt of mine*)
Reason: *This joke will never get old.
We are all just alts of Ken, according to one 
user.
(r9k-speaks)
user.(r9k-speaks)
Reason: Got dumb rated by fellow 🥝 users. Yes, that 🥝 was me.
Sarah Jane Smith
Registered
A totally normal exchange:
KampungBoy
Local Moderator
I don't even know how they pretend to lay claim to the woman cow throne that space seems to be spread over as many different sites and different little hidey holes on discord and facebook.
It's so fucking over kiwisisters.
"Hey Nu- er Lidl what song did yo- I mean Null play on you- I mean his stream?"
It's so fucking over kiwisisters.
I was pleasantly surprised to find out who VAIDS is. I still use KiwiFarms, too.
Don't mind me hopping on my sock to agree with myself.I was pleasantly surprised to find out who VAIDS is. I still use KiwiFarms, too.
Reason: This joke never gets old.
youthful_ shannel
An Onion Among Onions
Lukas has finally cracked Nulls egg, that's another one for the catboy ranch.I don't even know how they pretend to lay claim to the woman cow throne that space seems to be spread over as many different sites and different little hidey holes on discord and facebook.
"Hey Nu- er Lidl what song did yo- I mean Null play on you- I mean his stream?"
It's so fucking over kiwisisters.
"I try not to bug Josh because I understand he's an unhinged lunatic."
Apparently the kiwifarmers didn't understand that translation and assumed living in fear of the broom is normal behavior. Stockholm syndrome farms.
Hoping on your obvious sock to defend yourself is like sucking your own dick in public.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
"Grasping at straws" Pointing out that joshy has pulled a Fuff and taken money under false pretenses. Yeah, because Kwiffar, they aren't stupid like Kerfuffels cat boy ranch... right?... right? Maybe lidl should tell everyone they are just weljel of joshy's CSAM collection... that'll tell 'em.