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Null/Kiwifarms Satire & Speculation Lidl Drip
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KampungBoy
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VIrginal Josh Moon doesn't realize sex feels better for women without a condom as well.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Certainly proof lidl isn't a woman. Condoms are pretty groaty, unless you like the smell of latex and the lube it comes in. And super lol at "most women are on the pill are in relationships. Nope. In the UK the pill is effectively free. Probably the same for most of "civilized" Europe. Majority of the women I've been with were already on the pill, and majority didn't mention condoms, other than, to say no, they're gross.
joshy doesn't think women enjoy sex. That's Patriarchal propaganda. That's how fucked up by his Mum he is. He went from "My Mum was a slut" to (the very narc) "I hope that people can take inspiration from me, if they are from a singe mom family". What in a year? From when lockdown happened and all the Wymbym who got banned from FB et al started posting on KF (yes, those bints were there, and there was a 2015/6 boom, as there was a crack down on internet shit posting back then.)
The broom is going to find out the meaning of cherchez la femme... if he is a het guy.
KampungBoy
Local Moderator
The more I think about this the less it makes sense. Women have gotten mad at me for wanting to use a condom before.
It really is Null's fucked up experiences projecting themselves through Lidl It's beyond question now.
"No woman ever wanted to fuck me ergo women don't like to get it in." -Joschua Null Moon
All I can tell you Null is sucks to suck.
Hadrada
Remarkable Onion
I think he genuinely believes that women don't want to have sex and only do it for procreation or as a gift to their husbands/boyfriends. Hate to tell you Josh but women are human just as you enjoy beautiful women they enjoy attractive men. Imagine going so far in to the feminist scale that you wrap around it to be an misogynist that view women as objects with no dreams or desires beyond pleasing you.VIrginal Josh Moon doesn't realize sex feels better for women without a condom as well.
The only question is if it is projection cause he has a broken micro cock or cause he is just psychologically buck broken from years of rejection.
Even in places where it isn't free there are generally a lot of single women that take it before they get into relationships. It's not just guys who like one night stands too, so women who sleep with a lot of men would generally be on it already.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
It's what happens when you have spent literally the vast majority of your life online. Being a dick, in the brooms case. Really, joshy's case isn't unique. I've posted on a lot of places (joshy may not realize this but people were using the internet before he was born) and Head Janny is a role that will attract a certain type of personality. Say, like with Forestry attracting serial killers, Physical education and nonces.
joshy is in the usual position of attracting "world wide coverage" (1st world white media), I give him that. However, I assume you know what a Judas Goat is? Or least you're smart enough to google it, so I won't bother to define. Look at the situation he has got himself into... He's openly grifting the users, and they are jumping up and down like negro holy rollers.
Here's the thing tho... joshy has grifted (if the total is true) a nice little earner, there. That's true. And the Kwiffar are brain washed, true. But joshy has chosen to surround himself with... well, that's a very long discussion. The type of people that joshy keeps around.
I read that your 30s is the decade men are most likely to commit suicide. As I've said, joshy isn't unique, in fact, this is an irony, and it goes with all cows who admit to a personality disorder: They think it makes them "special", but people with PD are like NPC, after all, they don't have properly functioning personalities. You see it with Elaine, joshy, GUnt, circular behaviour, with the same reactions each time they step on the rake.
In short, those people are really boring, self absorbed, who need a hugbox, filled with other NPC who won't rock the boat. But that's got to be a closed shop. And while most normies (if they were to be told about KF and asked their opinion) would say "Yeah, whatever..." it would be followed by "I certainly wouldn't give them money". And if joshy is so brazen in gouging the Kwiffar... he's got to be pretty desperate... how legally binded is he to Zhen?
I've rambled on long enough...
tl/dr: joshy has admitted to having a PD, he's (in all likelihood) LARPin' as his fantasy woman. He has a bunch of cunts (legally, Dyn also owes Ks of dosh for legally being a cunt online) for friends, and milk floweth o'er. Unless ofc yer Kwiffar and reading this, you gonna be down bad.
NO REFUNDS!!!
KampungBoy
Local Moderator
Yeah for creeper feminist men it's a common cope "I don't date women because IT'S LITERALLY RAPE."
How anyone is still falling for the "women don't actually like sex" meme is beyond me. It's not like there are entire songs and genres of music where women talk about how much they like sex and how much they get it in.
I know a guy like this who seems to sabotage himself at every turn in the romantic department to the point where I almost wondered if he was gay. He would never even try it on with other similar nerdy girls but whenever he would meet a complete trainwreck of a woman he would like immediately ask her out on a date. Like one time he was simping over this girl he even told me told him she was an addict in recovery, lo and behold she acted like a maniac on the date and he decided it wasn't worth it.
Just like Null, my friend didn't actually want a relationship or even sex really that was all too much for them. However like Null my friend wanted to be thought of as an adult and being that neither of them were going to do any growing up any time soon the act of having a relationship would have to be an acceptable substitute. Finally like Null my friend was not able to get a GF so he had to settle for brief stints of attention from women who were completely desperate for one reason or another.
It has been years since Null made his infamous "I want to start a family" post and he is not one measly toe closer to that goal. He HAS to become a feminist cause that is the only context which he wont be made fun of for being a perma virgin loser.
I guess his opinion should not be considered because he's a "non-reproductive".
Null finally trooning out will be the most hilarious thing that happened to kiwifarms in it's entire existence.
What is Lidl's bodycount ? Is he she on the pill? Why or why not?
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If I were to parallel null to Cartman from south park the closest thing to sex lidl null had is when him and his cousin touched wieners in the 3rd grade and that's why they no longer speak. So a single lidl boy.
KampungBoy
Local Moderator
Does Null's hand count?
The majority of women are on birth control to either ease their menstrual symptoms or make their periods more consistent, with sexual reasons usually being secondary nowadays. Relationship status doesn't matter.
A real woman would know that.
The Yoink Sploinker
Baby Onion
The pill also effectively clears up acne, Lidl blowing his whole larp up is incredibly funny
KampungBoy
Local Moderator
Next Null will be taking educated guesses at the location of the clitoris lol.
i'm fucking dead
Does "somewhere between the bellybutton and the arsehole" count as a location?
ipreferpickles
An Onion Among Onions
