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Null/Kiwifarms Satire & Speculation Lidl Drip

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Why do they ignore the fact women post in the thread they're bitching about and do so just fine as long as they aren't stirring up shit?
No women post in the Woman-Haters thread. Those are all trannies.
Or if the poster is true and honest woman, then she is even worse than a tranny.
She is, and may Allah forgive me for uttering such a word, a pick me.

You need to brush up on your Kiwifarms Manhate Dyke Bible:
As for the woman who lies with a male as if lying with a woman, she hath committed a pick me thing and she shall surely be put to death—all female blood is on her hands!
 
Dis hoe be mad lmao
I made a post in Kiwifarms General 2.0 pointing out how Null is fat an inconsistent fag:
https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/kf-general-2-0.2568/page-222#post-128260

As suspected, ChlamydiaDrip (Null) can't ban any precious members of the scissorfest for breaking his rules so he must softly and gently reprimand them and blame those dastardly evil moids instead. Its their fault the women broke the rules!
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'I am very unhappy' then leave? Sounds like an abusive relationship hun. Pack your bags and go!

'The moderators who deliberately ignore reports'
uh oh Useful_Mistake's balls are on the chopping block. Countdown to 'please pack up your broom and go'. his janny privileges are about to be revoked.
Goddamn, I am not reading all that shit. :haha:
 
I all the sudden have a funny comparison. So most people know who Drachenlord is, but most don't know he had some bizarre side character named Birella. This was some Instathot that for some reason started guntguarding for Drachenlord and inserting herself in his drama. They didn't fuck or anything, afaik, but the relationship seems similar between Null and Lidl now that I think about it if Lidl isn't some fever dream of Null's.

 
I all the sudden have a funny comparison. So most people know who Drachenlord is, but most don't know he had some bizarre side character named Birella. This was some Instathot that for some reason started guntguarding for Drachenlord and inserting herself in his drama. They didn't fuck or anything, afaik, but the relationship seems similar between Null and Lidl now that I think about it if Lidl isn't some fever dream of Null's.

I know about Dragonfat, but I did not know this. Fucking informative!
 
Nope, my version is true, yours is cope.
I mean that's fine if you actually believe that but none of this gay nerd stuff is important enough to me to lie about. Null told me a user interceded on my behalf and Lidl confirmed it was her, which also confirms she wasn't the cuck duck account that came here to brag about my ban for being a Blaine sock
 
I mean that's fine if you actually believe that but none of this gay nerd stuff is important enough to me to lie about. Null told me a user interceded on my behalf and Lidl confirmed it was her, which also confirms she wasn't the cuck duck account that came here to brag about my ban for being a Blaine sock
No, you came here as woodchipper, whined about how the kiwis were mean to you and Null unbanned you. The stuff about Lidl beseeching him is pure cope Daniel.
 
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Davis is bad, k? Cuz she's nearly 30 (still 10+years younger than the BPhags) and is single, with no kids. K? Oh, and an "Pick Me"*.
This is the post lidl is replying to...
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*An "Pick Me" is terminally onliner, who tries to get the attention of some obese broom, umm, I mean, neckbeard... lidl isn't talking about the BPhags, k? Just successful (or at least more successful than joshy and/or his harpy army) women, who wouldn't, not even with yours.
 
It might have been the theme of whatever book she was gooning to at current the moment.

Also this is post is interesting as woman tend to be attracted to men similar to their fathers
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Says the terminally online femcel with man problems...

Pornography has existed for millenia Didl is just assmad because she's too ugly to compete in the looks department and she has nothing likeable personality wise.
She's a shallow coward who can't handle criticism or dissent. She can throw a shit fit about the evil "scrotes" all she wants they didn't put her well along a path of being a lonely cat lady who spends her days crying about them online.
 
All her posts are bait made to upset the male reader
I can name at least three female users who were banned for reasons related to interactions with Lidl. Not sure why you think men are the targets here, unless you're a Lidl sock and just assume there's a man behind every pfp just because the user has a problems with whatever Lidl says.
 
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Davis is bad, k? Cuz she's nearly 30 (still 10+years younger than the BPhags) and is single, with no kids. K? Oh, and an "Pick Me"*.
This is the post lidl is replying to...
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*An "Pick Me" is terminally onliner, who tries to get the attention of some obese broom, umm, I mean, neckbeard... lidl isn't talking about the BPhags, k? Just successful (or at least more successful than joshy and/or his harpy army) women, who wouldn't, not even with yours.
It was the end reason I was banned. Lidl thought I was a huge pick me and going after her disgusting wannabe bf Jersh. It was so unhinged, people started making art about it, hence my profile pic. Someone posted that to my profile right before my ban.
 
Even if it was just about baiting, so what? People ought to be allowed to get baited and then get into it.
But here's how the Kiwi Farms actually works since Josh is a simp.
Femoids post something like this:
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This is just begging to get torn apart, right?
But, what happens if you respond in any way that attacks the user for being retarded?
They run to their e-daddy and Josh will send you a DM with some spiel about "community infighting."
And if you even try to make your case, Josh will be like, "Hey, I don't do debate bros. My IQ is too high to argue with you. Fuck off."

The problem isn't that Lidl baits or doesn't bait people into a fight. The fact is that every time someone does start shit with her, they end up in Josh's crosshairs and he defaults to white knighting for reasons.
 
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